Ronin Warriors vs Sailor Moon Part 11

Armageddon?

The Ronins and Sailor Senshi looked at this creature in horror and awe.

"It's worse than anything we've ever faced!" Kento finished.
"It's uglier than anything we've ever faced!" Sage shouted.
"It's more grotesque than anything we've ever faced!" Ryo added.
"It's cuter than anything we've faced." The Sailor Senshi said in unison; except for Haruka and Michiru, you all know why.

Sai was about to cut in with another "It's...then" line, but Anubis and the Warlords were getting impatient.

"We don't need to watch Messages over again." Kale said.

The creature was indeed a dangerous threat. It looked like Hanson, was dressed like the Spice Girls collectively.

"It can't be worse than it already is." Ryo said.
"Oh boy, all sorts of fun little people to play with!" it said in Barney's voice.
"It just got worse." Kento said.

Meanwhile, the Sailor Senshi had decided to charge this monstrosity.

"Shinkuu...Ha!" Serena shouted.
"Ankoku Cho Giri!" Ami added.
"Mars Flame Sniper!" Raye screamed.
"Raikou...Zan!" Lita added.
"Gan...Tessai!" Haruka shouted.
"Submarine...Reflection!" Michiru shouted.

The energy bolts slammed into the strange crossform creature.

"That's not nice! Fighting is wrong!" it said.

Then it blasted them, but Michiru was able to jump clear before it struck. The Sailor Senshi began singing like the Spice Girls.  Before Dais could talk them out of it, Anubis had already charged the creature.

"Quake...With...Fear!" he screamed.

It blasted him, and he began to sing "Mmmbop."

"This is getting out of hand." Ryo said.

The creature fired at them, and a select few were able to get out of the way before the rest began singing the Barney Song.

Rowen, Ryo, Dais and Sage were all that stood against the monstrosity.

"I think we need the Forgotten Souls now." Sage said.

No sooner did he utter their name did they appear.

"We heard. So this that great noise we heard. What are we going to do?" Hariel asked.
"We're going to distract it, that's what. Dais, use your illusions to make the creature attack, while we hit it from all sides." Ryo said.

Dais created a truly diabolical illusion of Howard Stern saying the Seven Dirty Words to a small child. The being was so appalled that it charged at the illusion, slamming into a brick wall.

"Web of Deception!" Dais shouted, entangling the monster so that the others could beat it.
"Flare Up...Now!" Ryo shouted.
"Arrow Shock...wave!" Rowen added.
"Thunder...Bolt...Cut!" Sage shouted.
"Rage of the Dark Inferno!" Hariel shouted.
"Luminance from the Heavens!" Saber Strike shouted, using his swords.
"Wave of Destruction!" Saranbo shouted.
"Tomb of Black Ice!" Sun Devil added.
"Sen...Kou..Zan!" Mukara shouted.

The attacks bounced off of the creature, but Saber Strike's managed to harm it. It screamed in pain.

"I think if we concentrate our virtues and pure energy on it, we might stop it!" Sage shouted.
"I've got a better idea." Rowen said. He held a wand.
"What in the Nether Realm are you going to do with that?" Dais asked.
"I'm going to try and heal it." he said.
"Good luck. Saber Strike, see if you can hold it back while Rowen tries his idea." Ryo said.
"Luminance from the Heavens!" he shouted, sending more searing pain into the creature.

Rowen went through a strange sequence and finished by shouting, "Starlight Honeymoon...Therapy...Kiss!"

A pink bolt of energy slammed into the creature and it reverted back to the Crossform Senshi. The crystal fell to the ground.  The others stopped acting like idiots and ran over to check on the Crossform Senshi.

"Are you all right?" Ryo asked.
"Yes, I am Ryo of the Wildfire."

"Chouryuu Ha!" a voice shouted, blasting her with energy. The group turned to find Michiru clad in an armor similar to Sai's.

"You really should keep an eye on your opponents." she said.

"Mars Celestial Fire...Surround!" Raye shouted, sending the group flying away. They then proceeded to beating up the weakened Crossform Senshi with their powers and weapons before disappearing. The Ronins and Warlords rushed over to assess the situation. Sage used his armor's powers to heal her.

"I've done all I can with my armor, but she needs rest. We've got to get her someplace safe."

Kayura appeared and brought the weary warriors back to Mia's.

"Who is this?" Mia asked.
"No time to explain. We've got to get her on the couch." Ryo said.

Kento used his strength to carry her over and laid her down.

"Let's see if we can get her helmet off." Sai said.
"But she hides her identity for a reason. Won't we be violating her wishes if we take it off?" Anubis wondered.
"Maybe I can deactivate her armor." Kayura said.

In a flash, the Crossform Senshi's armor was deactivated and her form revealed.

"I don't believe it. It's..." Ryo began to say.

To Be Continued...