You Know You Watch Too Much Ronin Warriors When...

----- This is just a list of stuff I thought up off the top of my head.  If you would like to add any to make this an even larger list please email me and I will add them and give you credit.

  1. You can imitate the characters voices.
  2. You use lines from the show in regular conversation.
  3. You dress up as a character from the show on Hal-O-Ween.
  4. You have memorized the script to an episode (and are not a voice actor who worked on the show).
  5. You own so much Ronin Warriors / Samurai Troopers merchandise that your parents worry about you.
  6. You own so much Ronin Warriors / Samurai Troopers merchandise that you are receiving professional help for your obsession.
  7. You use the phrase "To Arms!" on a regular basis, (Ie: when picking up a pencil or spoon, or when getting dressed).
  8. You have your own mystical armor (or at least think you do).
  9. You begin to resemble a character from the show.
  10. You take on the personality of a character from the show.
  11. You got a Ronin Warriors / Samurai Troopers tattoo.
  12. You have learned to fight with the weapon of your favorite character on the show.
  13. You have deluded yourself into believing you are a character from the show.
  14. You ask Books-a-million if they have any cookbooks written by Kento / Shu.
  15. You have tried to get a white tiger as a pet.
  16. You have used illegal methods to get a white tiger as a pet.
  17. You changed the name of your house cat to White Blaze because you couldn't afford a Tiger.
  18. People avoid you because of your obsession with the show.
  19. You want to date a character from the show.
  20. You delude yourself into believing that you are dating a character from the show.
  21. Your friends laugh at you because of #20.
  22. You actually use a Ronin Warriors / Yoroiden Samurai Troopers drinking game.
  23. You have picketed outside of Cartoon Network's headquarters in order to get them to put the show back on.
  24. When you get mad at people you try to call upon your mystical armor so you can beat them up.  When it doesn't work you begin to suspect it is some kind of evil Dynasty plot.
  25. You use a Ouiji board to contact Badamon and the Nether Spirits.
  26. You suspect that anything bad that happens to you is because of some kind of an evil Dynasty plot.
  27. You attempt to convince everyone around you of #26.
  28. You have started a monastic order dedicated to the show.
  29. You have a shrine to the show.
  30. People come from all around to visit your shrine to the show.
  31. Miracles are claimed to have occurred at your shrine to the show.
  32. It is your life mission to prove that the events that transpired in the show really did happen.
  33. You go to Japan and look for evidence in order to prove this.
  34. You got a job working on the US (or other country) dub of the show because of your obsession with the Japanese version.
  35. You have gotten multiple people hooked on the show.
  36. You drag complete strangers into your house and force them to watch until they become die hard fans.
  37. You violently attack people who disparage the show.
  38. You learned Japanese for the sole purpose of watching the OAVs and listening to the CDs.
  39. You sing the Japanese lyrics in the shower.
  40. You sing the Japanese lyrics in public.
  41. You sing the English translation of the lyrics.
  42. People who worked on the show have a restraining order against you do to your obsessive fan activities.
  43. You use references to the show in reports for school.
  44. Creative writing assignments turn into Ronin Warriors / Samurai Troopers fanfics.
  45. You can act out scenes from the show in public.
  46. You have at least 100MB of files related to the show on your computer.
  47. You have at least 500MB of files related to the show on your computer.
  48. You wear an eye patch so you can look like Dais.
  49. You put a scar of an upside-down cross on your face so you can look like Kale.
  50. You go to used car dealerships in Japan and try to find an exact replica of Mia's jeep.
  51. You have spent over $500 on merchandise from the show.
  52. You think the merchandise out there is too limited so you make your own.
  53. You call up radio stations to get them to play music from the CDs.
  54. You have gotten a radio station to play music from the CDs.
  55. You have traveled to Japan to see the sites that were featured in the show.
  56. You have your own armor orb.

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