School Lunch
And Other Hazards
 

So 4th period rolls past.  It's now 12:40 and time to grab some lunch.  Well, in Japanese schools things work a little differently than back home.  You see, in Japanese elementary schools and junior high schools there's no cafeteria.  Instead, the students themselves are responsible for dishing out their own school lunch (Jap kyuushoku), by themselves, right in their own classroom.

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Before lunch begins you'd better wash your hands.  That's a wash-basin, by the way, not a urinal.
I won't make THAT mistake again (tata-boom).
Sorry.  Anyway, those blue sock-looking things hold soap.  All you have to do is rub your hands quickly against the soap-sock (like you were making a Play-Doh snake, right?) and presto, you're ready to wash up and eat.
Are you on lunch duty this week?  If you are, you have to don the Apron and Hairnet that is the uniform of the Tooban (<toe-ban> "Person on duty"- also the word for "duty" itself.  These kids are on Kyuushoku-tooban this week).  Each class has about 4-6 kids on toban.  They have to grab the chopsticks, tin plates, food vats, milk and dekai bread.
 

This would never fly in America.  Yes, the tooban is, in fact, dishing out food for their classmates.  Actually this is different class-to-class.  In some classes, the tooban dishes out the food, cafeteria-lady style, to the students (who wait in line).  In other classes, the students do it for themselves.  In this class, it's a mix between both the above.
Usually one student stands up and goes to the front of the class (how that student is chosen is beyond me- I would ask a teacher but I think it would be much more fulfilling if I find out for myself).  Often the homeroom teachers eat with their classes, so sometimes a teacher will just call on a student.  Anyway, that student goes to the front of the class, says Itadakimashoo*, the students say Itadakimasu, and everyone digs in.  By the way, (for the most part) all the students wait until everyone has been served, and the toban have taken off their aprons and served themselves, before they eat.  That means that the first person in the lunch line will most likely stare at his or her meal for about 10-15 minutes before they can eat.
*Itadakimasu is one of those Japanese "set phrases"- it has been bastardized into English into  "let's eat", but that's not exactly right.  It comes from the verb Itadaku, which kind of translates into "humbly receive".  For all intents and purposes, saying 'Itadakimasu' when you eat with others is like saying prayers before your meal- if you were devoutly Amish.  In other words, you say it in McDonalds, too.  And if you don't say it, Something's Probably Wrong.  People don't usually forget this simple point of politeness.
Itadakimashoo is like saying, "Let's Itadakimasu".
After you are finished eating, you say gochisoosama-deshita, or simply gochisoosama if you are with friends.  You say it to your host, if there is one; the waitress and maitre 'd if you're out (also could mean here "I'm ready to pay now"); as well as anyone you are eating with after your last bite.  It's just another one of those Japanese set phrases.  Gochisoo means "good feast".  So it's like saying "it was a good feast".  Not saying it is like standing on the table and voiding on the host.
Oh- and about that "And Other Hazards" subline- just a joke.  To be honest, the school lunch here isn't that bad at all.  Actually, in many ways (that I can't often put my finger on) Japanese school lunch reminds me a lot of the school lunch from the States.  Here's my meal today.  It looks like your average Japanese schhol lunch faire.  We have all the major cafeteria-standard food groups covered: the Milk group, the UnLettuce saladoid, the Soup of Some Sort, the entree (here we have croquettes with sauce <in Japan, "sauce" usually refers to a thick sort of Wostershire sauce that is often used, the Japanese equivallent of catsup>), and of course the traditional Japanese Huge-Ass Loaf of Bread in Plastic. The bread itself is a little sweet, and although it makes your mouth dry, can be eaten without jelly or butter.  There is this huge-ass (in Japanese, "huge-ass" is dekai, hence the above reference to dekai bread.  My own word combination.  Makes the kids laugh) loaf of bread every day- I think it is for the kids who don't get filled up by the average-sized lunch.  Finish that bread and you won't even think twice about seconds.  Maybe once a week we get strawberry or blueberry jelly packets (or margerine) to make it go down easier.
About half the time the lunch consists of a bowl of rice, often unseasoned, to eat with the entree if the entree is of the kind that is usually eaten with rice (squid tempura, etc).  If there's a soup, large entree AND a giant flavorless rice-bowl, sometimes there is no bread.  Sometimes.  Sometimes we are given bread on those days, which nobody could possibly eat after that rice save for the boys on the Judo team, who really put it away.

Most of the wrapped foods, like the bread and jelly, or packets of seaweed or Other Things (sometimes offered) find their way to the teacher's room after lunch (the students bring up the leftovers).  If the teachers don't eat them, I think they might head back to the Kyuushoku-sentaa (that's Japanese for "center") for Reprocessing.  Sometimes the teachers stock stuff in the fridge.
Anyway, one of these days I swear I'm going to take a picture of the break-table after lunch, when there's this huge Ziggurat composed of that bread, and put it right here.  Stay tuned.

Oh, forgot to mention- there's no dessert or soda offered for lunch.  Ever.