· Victim-of-the-Day: Kayama Yuji [Sailor Guts]
Major Plot Points:
· Three Lights go to Juuban High School
· Ginga Television shown first time
· Sailor Galaxia introduced
· The Inner Soldiers find out about the new enemy and the Sailor Starlights
· Star Gentle Uterus used for first time
[End Eyecatch]
Inside a gymnasium, tons of girls are screaming as Seiya is playing basketball. Yaten and Taiki are in the stands with Usagi, Makoto, Ami, and Minako.
Minako: Seiya-san! Go for it!
Opponent: Get through, if you can!
Seiya: Fool.
Opponent: What?
Taiki: He's making fun of him!
Yaten: Seiya is such a kid!
Taiki: [giggles]
Seiya: [goes past Opponent and dunks the basketball through the net]
Minako: [hugs Ami] Great!
Makoto: Cool!
Rei: [pops up from out of nowhere] He's really great!
Usagi, Makoto, Ami, Minako [surprised]: Rei-chan!
Usagi: How come you're here?
Rei: I ran here from school.
Yaten: No more! I don't want to be here any longer! It smells like sweat!
Taiki: I agree. I prefer cultural clubs to such a place.
Yaten: I don't like cultural clubs, either! I'll go home. [leaves]
Minako: [jumps on Taiki] That's right!
Taiki: [sweatdrops]
Minako: An intellectual person like you fits into cultural clubs, fon't you, Taiki? [remembers she's on the volleyball club] Sports clubs smell like sweat! I, Aino Minako, am knowledgable with cultural clubs and will show you around!
Taiki: I can go by myself...
Minako: [in a freaky voice] I... will... show... you! [back to normal] Now, let's go! Let's go! [to herself] I got one of them!
Rei: Minako-chan is incredible.
Ami: Other fans hesitate to approach them at school...
Makoto: I wish I could...
Seiya: Hey! Odango!
Usagi [angry]: As I told you, I'm not an odango!
Seiya: Sorry about that! Where are we going next?
Usagi: I just don't know!
Rei, Ami, Makoto: Usagi-chan!
Rei [angry]: With our idol...
Ami [angry]: ...Seiya-san...
Makoto [angry]: ...you can't talk like that!
Ami [embarassed]: Oh! I don't know much about him, though...
The scene switches to outside the school where the football field is.
Usagi: Next, the American style football team.
Seiya: It perfectly matches a cool man like man, doesn't it?
Usagi: [sweatdrops] I don't know!
A football goes flying and lands by Seiya.
Seiya: [picks up football] My chance!
Usagi: Hey! What are you going to do?
Seiya: You'd like to see a touchdown, right?
Usagi: That's impossible! The football team at Juuban High School is strong...
Seiya: I'll show it to you! [runs into the field and keeps narrowly missing the other players]
Player: [goes for Seiya and misses] Oh? Something interesting is coming!
Seiya: [sees end zone] I got it!
Player: [hits Seiya]
Seiya [to himself]: It can't be! [falls onto ground]
Crowd: [shrieks]
Usagi: Seiya! [runs to Seiya and looks at player] Hey, you! What are you thinking? You've tackled an amateur who's not wearing protection...
Player: [starts to put out hand]
Usagi [scared]: What? Violence...?
Seiya: [holds out hand and shakes player's hand]
Player: Captain Kayama.
Seiya: You're a big man! Incredible power!
Kayama: You did well against our team!
Seiya: If you see it as just following and passing it through, it's not a big thing!
Kayama: How do you feel about joining us?
Seiya: Sure!
Usagi: [runs up to Seiya and Kayama] Why do you want to get together with such a wild man?
Seiya: Odango, you'll never understand!
Kayama: Take it easy, Odango-kun.
Usagi: [grumbles]
A while later Kayama is running water from a faucet over his head. Suddenly he hears a noise.
Nezu: [comes out from bushes] What a good inspiration you have, Kayama-kun! You're shining! You're born as a perfect star for the American style football league!
Kayama: [blushes]
Nezu: My name is Nezu, a producer at Ginga Television. I want to gather your data.
Kayama: I'm having a meeting pretty soon. So next time...
Nezu: [grabs onto Kayama] How wonderful your muscles are! As expected, it's very attractive!
Kayama: [blushing] Please don't... Why don't you gather data later...?
Nezu: Oh, that's too bad! I've been waiting for you to be alone. I don't want to wait any longer! [moves back] Yes... I like where you're standing.
Kayama: Who are you?
Nezu: Me? I am... [transforms] Chuu!
Kayama [surprised and angry]: Damn monster! [runs to attack Iron Mouse]
The scene suddenly switches to Usagi getting shoes out of a locker. She hears Kayama yell and sees his starseed taken out.
Usagi: Moon Eternal, Make Up!
[Eternal Sailor Moon transformation]
Iron Mouse: [evil giggle]
[starseed turns black]
Iron Mouse: Oh dear... It's gone. Damn, it's not a starseed that I want!
Sailor Moon [off camera]: Stop right there!
Iron Mouse: [turns towards Sailor Moon]
Sailor Moon: I can't forgive you for disturbing a friendship between men! Agent of love and justice, pretty sailor soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!
Iron Mouse: You again! Well, that's all right... Today's business is over!
Kayama: [begins transforming into a phage]
Sailor Moon [afraid]: Again?
Iron Mouse: For the rest of the time, please have fun with the phage! [steps into phonebooth] Later! [leaves]
Sailor Moon: Hey, wait...! Finish up your job before you leave!
Kayama: [finishes transformation]
Sailor Moon: I have a bad feeling... should I go home...?
Luna: Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: Luna!
Luna: Pull yourself together!
Sailor Moon: [points at Kayama] It seems to be very strong...
Kayama: Sailor Guts! [poses]
Sailor Moon: [holds nose] There it goes!
Luna: It looks very nasty!
Sailor Moon: It is, it is!
Sailor Guts: Men's attractiveness is... blood, sweat, and guts! Come get it! Youth's Perspiration Attack! [throws sweat globs (eww...) at Sailor Moon]
Sailor Moon: Ahh! [jumps out of the way while holding nose] Smells bad!
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Oak Evolution! [attack hits the globs]
Sailor Moon: Everyone!
Sailor Jupiter: What is this?
Sailor Mercury: A new enemy?
Sailor Moon: It's Kayama Yuji of the American style football team!
Everyone: [sweatdrop] Ehh?!
Sailor Moon: He's been changed into a phage!
Sailor Guts: Come get it! Youth's Perspiration! [throws globs]
Everyone: [runs and screams]
Sailor Guts: [laughs] With that energy, go around the school yard ten times!
Everyone: No way!
Sailor Guts: Now, once again!
Suddenly, fingers snapping is heard.
Sailor Star Healer: Penetrating the darkness at night...
Sailor Star Maker: ...The air of freedom breaks through...
Sailor Star Fighter: ...We are the three sacred shooting stars. Sailor Star Fighter!
Sailor Star Maker: Sailor Star Maker!
Sailor Star Healer: Sailor Star Healer!
All three: Sailor Starlights... are here!
Everyone [minus Moon]: New Sailor Soldiers?
Sailor Star Fighter: This time, we'll take care of you!
Sailor Guts: Guts! It's guts! [throws glob]
Sailor Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! [attacks]
Star Maker's attack hits the glob and causes it to burst onto Sailor Guts face, burning it.
Sailor Star Healer: All five of you couldn't do any better...
Sailor Star Fighter: Are you really Sailor Soldiers?
Sailor Star Maker: How impressive!
Sailor Star Fighter: [blinks signaling it's time to go]
Sailor Moon: Wait! Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss! [attacks]
Sailor Guts: Beautiful! [detransforms and gets his starseed back]
The Soldiers look back and see the Starlights are gone.
Sailor Jupiter: What was that, I wonder...?
Sailor Mars: They seem to be Sailor Soldiers...
Sailor Mercury: What's happeneing?
The scene switches to a while later. Usagi is sitting in Crown Fruit Parlor drawing on a paper.
Rei, Ami, Makoto, Mianko: [appear from the booth behind Usagi] Usagi-chan!
Minako: I heard you've joined the cartoon club!
Rei: Let us see! Let us see! [takes paper]
Usagi: Aaahh!
Makoto: Wow, it's cute!
Minako: Good work!
Usagi: [smiles and laughs]
Rei: A pig with a crescent bald patch is very unique!
Makoto: No! It's a raccoon dog!
Ami: All of them are not in kanji again!
Usagi: [expression changes from happy to ticked off]
Minako: Let's see... Isn't it a Tasmanian devil?
Usagi: [takes back paper] Can't you see? This is Luna!
Rei, Ami, Makoto, Mianko: Ehh?!
Usagi: Leave me alone!
[ED--Kaze mo Sora mo Kitto]
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