THE SLAYERS (OVAs and Movies) Review by J.L.Roberts ------------------------- YES!! Slayers Movies!! OVAs!! Yay!!! Oh wait a minute, WHERE'S GOURRY? AND WHO'S THIS SCANTILY CLAD, WAY-TOO- WELL ENDOWED WOMAN WITH THE OBNOXIOUS LAUGH?! Lina Inverse is a 14 year old sorceress with an ego the size of the Roman Empire, an appetite the size of Russia, and a bust the size of...oh, say, Rhode Island when compared to the Roman Empire. She's perceptive, intelligent, and incredibly powerful, so it's best to stay on her good side. She likes to go around and blow bandits up then steal the treasure they stole in the first place. Her companion, Nahga the White Serpent (who isn't a serpent at all...) is Lina's exact opposite. She's tall, bouncy (if you know what I mean), not quite as bright; she uses ice and water spells where Lina uses mostly fire and explosions. Lina eats a lot, Nahga drinks a lot, and Nahga has a thing for hot springs, apparently. She also has the most annoying laugh on record and an ego almost as large as Lina's. *bows and worships Lina, but shoves Nahga aside* Okay, so I'm a little biased here. But, trying to remain objective, I like the OVAs and the movies too. However, I'm upping the age recommendation on this, mostly because of Nahga's perpetual state of near-total-nudity. The art, as in most OVAs and movies, is excellent, the songs just ROCK! and the situations....are pure silliness. Especially in the OVAs. With no real plotline to follow, the writers can be as off- the-wall as they want to be...and they take that opportunity and run with it. VIOLENCE, NAHGA (LACK OF CLOTHING/OBNOXIOUS LAUGH) - 13 and up