Standard disclaimers apply. Yoshihiro Togashi-sama owned these cute anime characters. So does Shueisha Inc. and Jump Comics. âThe Memory Remainsâ are sung by Metallica and I donât think they would bother checking anime pages. So chances of getting sued by Metallica would be slimmer. Haha⌠anyway, Iâm saving money to buy the Playstation Dual- Shock joypad. Which is very cool and expensive. Haha. Yaoi? maybe⌠see for yourself la⌠A short fanfic by ~> Bulma Briefs. ************************** Adult Channel Addiction Hiei jumped up and down. He was holding his katana in an odd way that it seems like he was holding an electric guitar. The music video on Kuramaâs new TV set was awesome. It was scary and the music was somehow interesting to his ears. He jammed and rocked his head violently up, down, left, right, around⌠There was a knock on the door. It had been for a while though, but Hiei just ignored it. Hiei sang with the song. He had heard it a lot of times and knew the lines. "What Iâve felt what Iâve known, turn the pages, turned to stone⌠behind the door should I open it for you!?!?!" he sang aloud, ignoring the knocking. But then, the knocking continued. "Hiei! You better open up this door before I ram it down!" ordered a very angry kitsune behind the door. Hiei stopped jumping and rock-and- rolling. He grunted and walked over to the door, opening it. A topless Kurama was standing in front of it and was setting a death glare at those wonderful ruby eyes. "Hiei, look at you. Youâre sweating like a pig!" sighed Kurama and closed the door behind him. "Kh," snorted Hiei and went back to the TV. "Kuso⌠the songâs finished," he cursed. "Since when did you like Metallica, Hiei?" asked Kurama, rummaging through his closet. "Whatâs Metallica?" he asked, pushing Kuramaâs arm up. "Metallica is the group who was singing just now. The Memory Remains. Hiei? what are you doing looking at my armpit?" inquired the redhead. "Em?" Hiei looked up at those emerald depths. "You donât have armpit hair. But the guy just now has," he noted. Kurama rolled his eyes and sighed. If he wasnât so pissed off at Hiei, he might have laughed. "Youâre disgusting," he pulled his hands back down. "Am I?" asked Hiei as he swung around, wrapping his arms around the redhead, licking Kuramaâs stomach. Kurama paused at what heâs doing and wondered where did he learned that. "Did you watched the adult channel, Hiei?" asked Kurama. "What adult channel?" asked Hiei innocently. Kurama threw his arms in the air and grabbed the TV controller. He changed the channel and suddenly a scene where a guy was licking another guyâs dick appeared on the screen. "Hey! Cool, I didnât knew you have that on these boxes!" he said, pointing at the TV. "Oh, you mean you didnât knew?" asked Kurama. Hiei shook his head. Kurama smirked and changed the channel. "Good, donât have to watch it. Youâre under aged," said Kurama, turning it to an anime channel. "Hah! I knew what channel was it and you canât stop me, Muahahaha!" laughed Hiei and he grabbed the controller from Kurama. And start changing back the channel to the adult channel. Kurama took it back and they have a little fight, then Kurama finally decided to switch off the TV. Hiei frowned. "No fair!" he snorted and stepped on the window sill. "Hiei!" exclaimed Kurama. "What?" asked Hiei. "Where you going?" asked Kurama. "Kuwabaraâs house. I wanna watch TV," he said and disappeared. Kurama bit his lips and called Kuwabara up. "Moshi-moshi, Kazuma ka?" "Hai, Kazuma ni iru yo. Whatâs up, Kurama?" "If Hiei comes to your house, donât let him see your TV," "Why?" "Just⌠just donât. Keep him out of trouble, Okay?" "Yeah sure," "Doumo," said Kurama and hung up. Kuwabara frowned. :⌠Whatâs on TV thatâs so important that Kurama wonât let Hiei watch it? âŚ: he wondered and shrugged as he felt a youki in his room. "Hi Hiei. I was expecting you," said Kazuma, flipping through a âCarâ magazine. "Can I see yer TV?" asked the koorime, quite politely. "Umm⌠no," answered the carrot topped boy. "Oh, come on," said Hiei, walking to the TV set and switched on the TV. "Well, Kurama told me not to. But, suit yourself. Just donât watch the adulâŚ," Kuwabara paused as he saw Hiei turning to the adult channel. "Hiei!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "Turn it off!" snapped Kuwabara and pressed the âpowerâ button so that the TV was switched off. Hiei pursed his lips. "Youâre under aged," laughed Kuwabara. "Shut up. or Iâll fuck your giant ass until it bleeds," snorted Hiei. Kuwabara blinked at the foul statement Hiei was threatening him with. "Hey, if you wanna watch those, itâs fine with me. But just donât watch it here, okay?" Kuwabara reasoned. "Why?" asked Hiei, his ruby eyes were somewhat twinkling, silently pleading the carrot top to let him watch TV. "Neesan would come in any minute and laugh at me. Anyway, go to Yuusukeâs house. Iâm sure heâll be glad to have you there," mumbled Kuwabara. Hiei shrugged and jumped out the window. ************ Hiei was having an addiction. To Adult channels in TV. Kurama asked Koenma to help him deal with it. And Koenma agreed. "Kurama told me your problem," said Koenma. Hiei was having ringlets under his eyes. Some way, somehow he had managed to watch the adult channel for two days non stop. "I donât have any problems," snorted Hiei. "Yes you do. Addiction to adult channel is no good," said Koenma, then he leaned closer. "You have Kurama," he whispered. Hiei gave Koenma a lopsided grin. "But, if you still watch the adult channel on TV. I can know. I have a lot of spies. And if I ever catch you watching adult channels again. Iâll tell Mukuro. She can âhelpâ you satisfy your âneedsâ," threatened Koenma. "Mukuro?" echoed Hiei, the image of Mukuro âhelpingâ him was nothing to be happy about. "Okay," he agreed instantly. "You can go," said Koenma. After Hiei was gone, Koenma nearly laughed himself to death. Kurama was watching âAkazukin Cha Chaâ when Hiei came in by the window. "Okaeri itoshii," greeted Kurama. Hiei blinked and looked at the screen. "Anime? Youâre watching anime?" asked Hiei. Kurama nodded. "Itâs healthier," he told the fire demon, hope heâll understand the double meaning of it. Hiei rolled his eyes and snorted so loud that it was followed by laughs. "What are you laughing at?" asked the redhead. "Nothing. Well, after two days of Adult Channel movies, I have to see my koibito watching anime?" enquired Hiei. Kurama turned and rolled his eyes. "You want to watch that so much, do you?" snarled Kurama playfully and tackled Hiei to the floor, entertaining him with an adult movie starring a koorime and a youko. Owari⌠^_^ Just a short scribble. I hope no one looks weirdly at me. bulma_v_briefs@hotmail.com UIN# 13254597 https://members.tripod.com/~Bulma_Briefs/manga_mansion.html