Standard disclaimers apply. Yoshihiro Togashi-sama created these characters. They’re 
absolutely adorable and thank him very much. So now we could all have fun with them!

We normally see Hiei drunk and have fun. Let’s try Kurama for a change. Let’s see… 
Kurama drunk? I won’t think that it’ll suit him very much, ne? Minna, gomen… but I 
just had to do this! for what? For fun, of course!

Yaoi in here! So, I don’t have to give you warnings. If you don’t like Kurama and 
Hiei, you might as well don’t read them. Go back. 

A fanfic by ~> Bulma Briefs

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				    Drinking Experience
		

	The teachers already went back, the party was left to the students to enjoy 
themselves. 

	A few other boys came near Kurama and gathered around him. "Now Minamino, 
let’s have a game!" said a boy cheerfully. It was the school year end’s party. 
Somehow, some way, they managed to smuggle a few dozen cans of beer. Anyway, 
Kurama wasn’t suppose to be ‘that’ good, so he agreed to join them. 

	"Look, if you loose, you’ll drink," said the boy putting out a few paper 
cups. The other boys helped them to open the beer cans. 

	Kurama smiled. "That is if I loose. But if I win, you’ll have to drink 
double," he snickered. "Yoshi!" agreed the boy and hid his fingers behind his 
back, ready to play the game. "Odds win," he announced. Kurama nodded.

	The game went on and Kurama lost a few. They keep changing the rules that 
resulted in Kurama ended up drinking a whole can of beer in one go. Every one in 
the gym went over to them. The girls were cheering loudly for Kurama.

	"Go, go Minamino! Minamino!" they cheered. Kurama smirked. :… I’m going to 
make you drink two cans …: he hiccuped. The boy looked at Kurama. "If you loose this 
time, you’ll drink this…," he shoved three recently opened cans of beer. 
     
        Kurama frowned. But his brain was too hazy to think too much, he nodded. "Odds 
win," the boy announced and started to show one finger. Somehow, Kurama hiccuped and 
opened up three fingers instead of two, resulting in an even number.

        Everyone made an odd sound. "OOOOoooo…," Kurama blinked and hiccuped. "Drink it, 
Minamino," said the boy who was in no better shape than Kurama. Kurama smiled seductively. 
"Mochiroa," he uttered and took the can, turning it upside down on his mouth.

        Everyone’s jaw fell to the ground upon looking at how much Shuuichi Minamino could 
drink. A girl stepped forth and counted the cans that Kurama had drunk.

        "Okay, stop drinking already. I’ll count how many cans you guys have drank. The 
winner, whoever drinks the most gets 1000 yen from the other. Okay?" asked the girl. Well, 
Kurama and the other boy surely wasn’t in any state to think properly and they blindly nodded.

        The girls counted and smiled. "Minamino won. He drank 7 cans of beer. Tagashi only 
drank 5 cans," she announced. "Minamino wins!" she declared. Tagashi sighed and dug his 
wallet, taking out a 1000 yen note. "Sayonara, money…," he uttered and hiccuped.

        Minamino took the money and shoved it in his pocket. "Doumo, Tagashi-san… I’ll buy 
Hiei lunch with this," he uttered happily. The others just assumed that ‘Hiei’ was just 
Kurama’s pet mice or his hamster or something.

        Soon, someone else came over with new supplies of sake, this time. Kurama’s eyes 
brighten up as he liked sake very much. He could even identify it in that drunken state. 
"Yatta! Sake, minna! Kanpai!" he exclaimed, reaching for it.

        Tagashi stopped him. "Do you really think I’m going to let my money go to waste? 
I want to gain it back! One more game, minna!" he uttered. Kurama smiled. "Yoshi," then 
he chuckled. "What game?"

        Tagashi chuckled and thought for a while. "I can’t seem to make my brains working 
well… matte yo," he said, scratching his head. Kurama narrowed his eyes at the crowd. 

        "Um… you, you and you… umm… you, come here. Sit, we’ll all play together! And you, 
choose a game for us!" mumbled Kurama, loosing his tight collar. 

        2 boys and 2 girls were invited to join the game by Kurama. A yellow haired boy was 
chosen to name a game. The boy smiled. "How about, play odds and evens. Losers rip off clothes 
one by one, winners get to drink sake?" suggested the boy. 

        Tagashi agreed at once. Since his own brain couldn’t work well, he’d might as well agree 
to whatever game that boy was suggesting. "Odds!" shouted Kurama. "Evens!" shouted the others. 
Kurama smiled. "If all of you loose, I’ll drink all your share of sake… hahaha," he laughed. 
A girl who was looking after the sake shook her head. "One cup per winner," she announced, 
pouring the warm liquid in the glass. Kurama curled his lips and gestured everyone in the 
game to put their fingers.

        Fingers total up to 23. "Minamino-san wins!" shouted the sake keeper. The crown cheered. 
"Go Minamino!" could be heard.

        "You won’t be that lucky next time, snorted Tagashi. Taking off his tie. The others pulled 
out. "I’m out of this game! I might end up naked!" she snorted. The others agreed. "Evens," Tagashi 
snorted, ignoring them. He hiccuped after that. It leaves Kurama and Tagashi again. Kurama snarled. 
"Wait… what’s odds… ahh… yeah… I’ll still stick to odds," he declared. 

        Suddenly the fingers total up to 6. Kurama frowned. "Does this mean I loose?" he asked 
casually, actually to himself. A series of Oohhhs could be heard. "You loose, Minamino. We’ll get 
sake and You get to drop your… jacket…," laughed Tagashi.

        Minamino curled his lips and took off his jacket. The girls sighed heavenly. Can’t wait 
for Minamino to open his shirt next. 

        As Inari-sama wasn’t in that of a good mood that night, Kurama went through a series of 
looses after that. His bow was taken off, his shirt was taken off, revealing his torso. Girls were 
all over him, but he’s still longing for the sake.

        "I think you should stop, Mianmino-kun," said a senior girl. Kurama glared at her. "No, I 
still want the sake!" he insisted. The girl looked at the sake keeper. "Give him that. We don’t 
want the best student to go home naked after this," she ordered. The girl nodded and gave Kurama 
two bottles of warm sake.

        Kurama smiled. "Doumo arigatou, neesan…," he thanked the girl seductively. She just nodded 
at him and walked away. The other were wishing so hard that Minamino was telling that to them. He 
looked so cute and… flirty. 

        Kurama’s bow tie and shirt was stolen. By some girls, only left him with a jacket. 

        He snorted and thought that the party’s over since he got what he wanted. :… Sake… yum… 
yum… I love this …: He drank it bit by bit, tasting it sweetly in his mouth. He slumped his jacket 
over his left shoulder and walked out of the school.

        Everyone went home and Kurama ended sitting in front of the School gate. He was just to 
dizzy to walk home. With a bottle of sake still left in his hand, he drank it slowly… seeming 
to wait for something.

        A few girls who was responsible for closing the gym stopped by him and crouched. "Ano, 
Minamino-san. Do you want us to help you home?" they asked. Kurama shook his head. "No, doumo. 
I’m waiting for my… my…," then he hiccuped.

        The girls chuckled and considered this scene as ‘cute’. Who knew that Minamino was a 
good drinker? Everyone thought that he was the ‘goody-goody’ type. 

        Kurama frowned and dug in his hair. He took out a stem of rose and shoved it to the 
girls. "Take it," he told them. They all thanked Kurama and kind of fought about who did 
Kurama actually gave the flower to.

        They stopped a taxi and went home, leaving Kurama still sitting by the gate. He sighed, 
his head was pounding like hell. He could actually see some dirty, filthy, naughty youkais  
banging drums in his brains. He could actually feel his head going big, and then small, big, 
small… 

        He gritted his teeth and pulled up his knees to his chest and sunk his head in between 
them, clutching his head tightly. Afraid that it would go ‘BOOM’ anytime.  

        Suddenly there was a flash of dark youki. It snorted and just stood in front of the drunken 
youko.

        Kurama lifted his head and saw two dark figures. He blinked and there was still two Hiei's. 
Finally he shut his left eye. Now he could only see one Hiei with his right eye.

        "Komban wa, Hiei," he hiccuped, there was a silly grin on his face. He dug his hair and came 
out with a black rose. He shoved it to Hiei. Hiei went closer and crouched in front of him. :… He’s 
drunk …: he made a mental note, taking the black rose and tucked it somewhere in his cloak. 

        "Why are you drunk?" asked the Koorime, placing a gentle hand on Kurama’s reddened cheek. "Who’s 
drunk, Hiei?" asked Kurama, slightly smiling a lopsided grin. Hiei was considering this facial expression 
sweet on him, but he had to concentrate in the matter in hand first. He had to take Kurama home. Kurama 
looked over Hiei's shoulder to look for the drunken person. 

        "Gomen Hiei, but I don’t see any drunk person," Kurama uttered clumsily. "YOU are drunk, kitsune 
no baka," snorted Hiei. Kurama looked around him, looking lost. "What are you still looking for?" asked 
Hiei. "A stupid fox," said Kurama, a thoughtful frown on his face. Hiei smiled. Kurama was really drunk.

        "I’m hot," informed Kurama, starting to pull his jacket and threw it on the ground. Leaving his 
naked from the waist up. Kurama reached down to his pants. Hiei sighed and grabbed his wrist. If he don’t 
take this drunk kitsune home soon, he’ll do a strip show right here.

        Hiei scooped Kurama up and took his jacket. "Where are you taking me, botchan?" asked Kurama, 
rubbing his cheek on Hiei's chest. Hiei actually liked to be called that by Kurama. It’s just that he 
would just blush and tried very hard to dislike it. Since Kurama was drunk, it wouldn’t make any 
difference if he retort it. "Home, you idiot," said Hiei and started flitting from tree to tree.

        "Home?" Kurama smiled, pulling Hiei's white scarf. Hiei just kept quiet. He knew that if he kept 
talking to an idiot, he’ll get idiotic answers.

        Fortunately, Kurama’s bedroom window was open. He don’t have to take Kurama in through the front 
door and expect an over worried ningen mother fussing over ‘his’ kitsune. 

        He opened the bed cover and placed the helpless youko on his flawless white bed. He switched on 
the lights. Kurama’s face was red. He was also sweating all over, with a terrible smell of liquor. Kurama 
blinked at few and snapped open his eyes. 

        "I’m still hot," he mumbled. "Take off your clothes then," told the koorime, standing near the 
bed with his arms crossed on his chest. Kurama thought of the idea and nodded.

        He started to reach for his chest and tried to unbutton some buttons. but then he frowned. 
"Umm… I don’t this I have any cloths on, Hiei," he whined. "Shut up! Maybe it was stolen by those 
silly ningen girls," he told Kurama. Kurama frowned deeper and reached for his pants, a worried 
look was son his face.

        When he was assured that he still have his pants on, he smiled. "Well, at least they 
didn’t took my pants, ne Hiei?" chirped Kurama and started to pull it off.

        Hiei took his cloak and wiped off the beads of sweat on Kurama’s skin gently. 
Now he could see that Kurama’s whole body was burning red. Looked delicious.

        Kurama started to wriggle his legs. Expecting his pants to just roll off. 
He made a grievous sound as the pants was still there. Hiei sighed and went to 
take off his pants. There was still his boxers on, but Hiei decided to leave 
it there before he considered doing anything else.

        Suddenly there as a knock on the window. :… Who the hell is that? …: snorted Hiei
and he walked over to the window. A grinning Kuwabara and Yuusuke were waving at him, like 
idiots.

        :… Baka …: he snorted and opened the window. A rush of cool air breezed in. They 
jumped in ungracefully, especially Kuwabara. "What happened?" asked Kuwabara, pointing at 
the sweating and red Kurama.

        "He’s drunk," informed Hiei. "Drunk? How?" asked Yuusuke, sitting on Kurama’s bed. 
Hiei shrugged. "I think he drank liquor in his school party," said Hiei. They blinked. 
Kurama drank in his school? And it wasn’t a small amount also, according to the smell 
and his skin colour.

        "Did his kaasan know about this?" asked Yuusuke. Hiei shook his head and frowned 
at them. "Why are you here?" he asked. Kuwabara and Yuusuke looked at each other and laughed. 

        "We wanted to tell Kurama that we managed to buy these," Yuusuke told Hiei, shoving 
a book to him. Hiei read the title. "Su-Ke-Be," he uttered. "What’s it for?" Hiei asked. 

        Kuwabara and Yuusuke both tumbled upside down. "Open it, and look inside," said 
Yuusuke, gritting his teeth. Hiei frowned and scanned the insides. Pictures of naked 
ladies was the main objective in the book. "Is this considered as a big achievement?" 
asked Hiei, shoving back the book to Yuusuke without the slightest of interest in it.

        "Hiei! How could you?" asked Kuwabara. "How could I what?" snapped Hiei, irritated. 
"You were looking at the most incredible reading material and you just have no interest in 
it?" asked Kuwabara. Hiei knotted his brows together.

        "I don’t see anything interesting about naked ladies," he snorted. "Shrimps will 
always be shrimps," sighed Kuwabara. "I bet Kurama would enjoy it more than you do," 
sighed Yuusuke, going over to Kurama. "Hold this," he told Hiei and shoved the book 
for him to hold.

        :… His youko body should be able to digest the beer and god knows what by now …: 
thought Yuusuke and slapped Kurama. "Oi, wake up!" he called. Kurama fluttered his lashed 
and finally opened his eyes.

        Yuusuke was awarded by a drowsy smile. "Ohayo, Yuusuke-san," he mumbled. Then he 
frowned. "Am I not naked?" asked Kurama. Yuusuke glanced down at Kurama’s body. "Un, you 
are still in your boxers," he informed the worried kitsune.

        Kurama smiled and straightened up. Kuwabara and Hiei was also there. Kurama focused 
at the book in Hiei's grip. He reads it slowly. "Su-ke-be… Hiei? how could you?" asked Kurama, 
now fully awake.

        "Not again… how could I what?" snorted Hiei. "You’re reading a… a… I thought you have 
no interest in those kind of stuff?" accused Kurama. Hiei looked at the book in his hand. "Of 
course I don’t baka. This belongs to him," said Hiei, throwing the book at Yuusuke. 

        "Oi, watch it Hiei! It took us hell to buy it," Yuusuke caught the book, possessively 
putting it against his chest. "Hehe… I’ll tell Keiko and Yukina," said Hiei sitting beside his 
youko. 

        Both Kuwabara and Yuusuke thought for a while at the image of them being chased by two 
angry women. 

        Keiko going after Yuusuke with a BIG knife in her hand and Yukina summoning a snow storm 
to strike Kuwabara.

        They both rushed to Hiei and placed their arms around Hiei gently. "Hiei… can I buy you 
lunch?" asked Yuusuke. "I’ll buy you ice-cream," offered Kuwabara. 

        Kurama smiled. "Are you feeling better already, Kurama?" asked Yuusuke. Kurama nodded. 
"But I think that a youkai had crawled in my mouth, died and rotten in there. it taste like 
shit," said Kurama. Kuwabara gave him a glass of water. "Doumo Kuwabara," thanked Kurama.

        "So, what do you think about this?" asked Kuwabara, shoving the book to Kurama. Kurama 
scanned it like Hiei does and closed it. Obviously not showing more interest in it than Hiei. 
"Umm… yeah, ok. Omedetou. How did you manage to steal it?" asked Kurama. 

        Kuwabara and Yuusuke both looked at Kurama. "How did you know we stole it?" asked Yuusuke. 
Kurama showed them the tag. Not scanned and not peeled of.

        They both scratched their heads and laughed. "So, you’re not into reading it with us?" asked 
Kuwabara. Kurama shook his head. "I need to sleep," he told them. Kuwabara and Yuusuke shrugged. 
"Then we’ll read it in my house!" suggested Yuusuke to Kuwabara. Kuwabara agreed and waved goodbye 
to Kurama.

         "Bye, sleeping fox! Enjoy sleeping!" they told Kurama and went out through the window.

         Hiei walked over to the window. "Hiei? where are you going?" asked Kurama. "Anywhere," 
he told the kitsune. "Can you stay?" asked Kurama. "For what? I thought you wanted to sleep?" 
asked Hiei.

         Kurama thought hard. "Ano… I lied. I want them to leave us alone," he told the koorime. 
Hiei closed the window, shut the curtain and walked over to Kurama.

         "Now we’re alone. What are you going to do?" provoked Hiei. Kurama snorted at Hiei's 
attire. "You should dress like me," he told the youkai and took off his cloak and scarf. 

         Kurama pushed Hiei on the bed and reached for his belts. "You have a certain fondness 
with belts I see," mumbled Kurama and pulled it off. Hiei wasn’t wearing any boxers so…

         Kurama widened his eyes. "Um, you don’t have boxers," he noted casually. "They don’t 
sell boxers in Makai," Hiei informed the fox. Kurama nodded thoughtfully. "Yeah thought so," 
he mumbled, slumping on Hiei's chest licking it.

         "You’re still drunk," snorted Hiei. "I think so. But I still want to keep you here. 
When I am through with this stupid dizziness, I’ll deal with you," mumbled Kurama, wrapping 
his arms around Hiei's waist.

         "Kitsune, you’re squashing me," yelped Hiei. But the poor drunk youko was already 
snoring softly. Hiei thumped his head on the bed and sighed. "You’ll pay for this. I’ll 
swear you’ll pay for this," snorted Hiei, a slight sly grin was on his face. planning… 
planning…

Owari… ^_^

I think I’m getting worse… Anyway, tell me if you like it or not! Critics and death threats 
are welcomed! 

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