Standard disclaimers apply. Totally fiction. Or is it? haha⌠I hope I donât end up getting knocked on the head by Togashi-sama for making his so ridiculous. Haha! Gomen nasai, Togashi-sama! Anyway, enjoy! Very Mild yaoi⌠just for fun⌠a short fic by ~> Bulma Briefs *********** Sex Education Kurama frowned. He looked at himself pathetically. :⌠I am sixteen. Iâm suppose to know about this! âŚ: he glared balefully at his biology test paper. Although the marks was quite high, he got one question wrong, which everyone else in his class got right. With full marks as well! :⌠Five marks down the drain âŚ: he sulked. He was about to crumple the stupid test paper and throw it in the bin when his window was opened. Kurama looked at the window and tried to smile, but failed. The one question made him feel more stupid than everyone else in the class. :⌠"Oh! Minamino-kun is a goodie-goodie! Thatâs why he got it wrong!" âŚ: the words of one of the boys in his class rang again in his head. Logically, the question should be easy to answer, but because he had never bother to ask his mother about it, he got that wrong. And heâs sixteen. Hiei jumped in gracefully and shut the window behind him. It was quite windy outside and he didnât want Kurama get angry at him for letting cold air in or so what he says. Hiei frowned at the redhead. Something was wrong. "Ne? Daijobu ka?" asked the spiky haired demon. "Iâm okay," Kurama sighed, kicking the crumpled up paper on the floor, near to Hiei's foot. :⌠Whatâs this? âŚ: Hiei bent down and picked up the crumpled paper, smoothing it back. "A test paper?" Hiei asked, looking at Kurama. Kurama slumped himself down on the bed and sighed heavily. "Hiei, do you think Iâm stupid?" asked the redhead. Hiei looked at the marks. 95/100. :⌠This should be okay I think âŚ: "No," Hiei answered, flipping through the pages. Most of the answers were subjective and Kuramaâs writing was so easy to read as it was neat and perfect. Just like he was. Hiei looked through most of the answers which were marked with a tick and numbers below it. His eyes stopped at a question which had a question mark instead of a tick. Hiei frowned and read the question. âHow did you ask your parents about sex education and what is their answer?â Hiei giggled. "They ask this type of questions in school?" he started. "Hiei, donât mock me," Kurama whined. "Iâm not mocking you. Itâs just that I donât suppose school test papers have this kind of questions!" he crumpled back the paper and threw it on Kurama. Kurama pouted at Hiei as the fire youkai walked over to the redhead. "Go ahead," he told the redhead. "Go where?" asked the redhead. "Ask her," Hiei told the fox. "Ask who⌠oh⌠nononono," Kurama shook his head. "If this question comes out againâŚ" Hiei trailed off. "No, Iâm not going alone," Kurama smiled. Hiei blinked. "Iâm not taking the exam. Why in the hell should I go with you?" Hiei asked. "OnegaiâŚ," Kurama pleaded with his puppy eyes. "Your mother would think that Iâm a pervert," Hiei shook his head. Kurama chuckled. "If I asked alone, sheâll think that I have some hormone imbalance or something like that," Kurama giggled. "Hormones? Whatâs that?" Hiei asked. "Um⌠nothing⌠itâs somekind of a substance in your body that controls your moods and all," Kurama sighed. Hiei shrugged. "We have to plan it out," Kurama took a pencil and paper out. Hiei laughed. "Yeah, like⌠kaasan. Can you tell me about sex?" Hiei chuckled. Kurama bonked Hiei on the head. "Not like that, Hiei! Then sheâll definitely think Iâm a sex maniac!" Kurama laughed. "You are sixteen and you donât know about sexâŚ" Hiei said silently. "I heard that," Kurama growled playfully. "No, I mean serious. You honestly donât know what is it?" Hiei frowned. "Well⌠I read about it. But you know⌠knowledge is get by 40% reading and 60% explanation and âexperienceâ," he raised his eye brows playfully. Hiei rolled his eyes. "Anyway, no one explained it to me yet. And about reading⌠if someone caught me reading it, Iâll be doomed for sure," Kurama shook his head and wrote something on the paper. Hiei thought for a while. "Isnât it like⌠it comes from your soul. Like⌠we love each other and it drives to sex?" Hiei tried to make himself as explanatory as he can, But it still doesnât sound right. "There⌠like you, I know what it is. But I donât know how to make it in an essay form. Hiei grinned. "If you get to know it, would you try it?" Kurama slanted his glance at the fire demon. "Iâm still underage," Kurama uttered. "Looks whoâs talking! You were the pervert just now!" Hiei knocked Kurama on the head playfully. "Technically youâre thousands of years old," Hiei murmured. "Okay, but you are underage," Kurama looked at the fire demon in his eyes. "Did I say I want to get involved in your sex life? Anyway, I donât even know when I was born. But I am around long enough to realise that youâre growing into a beautiful person," Hiei gave Kurama a small smile. "You like me, Hiei?" Kurama put his pencil down and inched closer to Hiei. "No! Youâre disgusting!" Hiei smirked. "And hideous too, also very stupid. Why should I like an idiot like you?" Hiei's smirk became wider. "Honto ni," Kurama mused lazily, smiling gleefully at the youkai. Hiei's small lips were so inviting. Kurama closed the space between them and locked their lips together in a kiss. Sweet. Suddenly an idea popped in his head. "Kurama!" Hiei exclaimed. "What?" the redhead jumped, equally shocked. "The test paper," Hiei got off the bed and reached for the crumpled ball of Biology test paper. "We use this," Hiei shoved it to Kurama. Kurama gave him a âare-you-sureâ look. "Wonât kaasan be horrified and transfer me to another school?" Kuramaâs voice, worried. Hiei rolled his eyes. "You think your mother lives in a cave? Iâm very sure that she knew what she would go through when she conceived you," Hiei told the fox flatly. "Hiei, your language is very nice. You sounded as if you went to school," Kurama teased. "Yes, my school is right in front of me," Hiei grinned. Finally, after a few more debates Hiei and Kurama went out of the room in search for Shiori. The lady was flipping through the dayâs paper. Kurama cleared his throat. "Em⌠kaasan?" Kurama called. Shiori put down the paper and saw her son with one of his friends, Hiei. A smile crept on her face. "Yes?" she put down her paper. Kurama and Hiei both squeezed together on a sofa. Kurama shoved his test paper to Shiori. "I got a silly mark for Biology, kaasan. Gomen," Kurama uttered. Shiori shook her head. "95 is okay darlingâŚ" she flipped over the pages and scanned through her sonâs answer. His writing was so neat and easy to read like a printing machine. Her eyes stopped at a question. âHow did you ask your parents about sex education and what is their answer?â Shiori saw that her son had left that question blank without an answer, she felt guilty. She knew this day would come. She should be grateful that her son waited for a long time before asking her. One of her friends had her child asking her at eight. At least hers was double the age when he asked. She looked at her sonâs innocent face and his friendâs equally blur face about this question. *Well, donât judge a book by itâs cover!* "You got this question wrong as well, Hiei-kun?" Shiori asked. Hiei nodded, playing along. "What did your parents say?" Shiori asked tactfully. "Theyâre never at home," Hiei answered in one liquid flow. Shiori sighed. "Guess Iâll have to tell you as well," she folded back the piece of crumpled paper neatly and put both of her hands on her knees. She thought for a while. About how to start. The birds and the bees would be ridiculous. On second thought, it would be much easier if Shuuichi had asked her when he was eight years old. "Umm⌠sex is something you do to produce children," Shiori smiled. hoping that it would be enough, but both faces were still clueless. Shiori cleared her throat once again. "Or, itâs something you do to express yourself to the one you love," Shiori relaxed. The ticking of the clock goes on. And every minute, Shiori was getting more cold sweat on her forehead. An eight year old is definitely easier to handle than two sixteen year olds that would shower you with questions. "Does it necessary to be a guy and a girl?" Hiei's mouth popped out that question. Shiori blinked. :⌠Oh what the heck! âŚ: "No, dear⌠if you happened to love someone of your same sex⌠than I think it should be okay," Shiori wiped a sweat off her forehead. Kurama nudged Hiei. They had been torturing his mother for nearly an hour now. "Oh, okay then kaasan. If I ever have this type of question coming up again. Iâll be sure to get it right!" Kurama smiled thankfully at his mother. ************ Both were lying on Kuramaâs futon. "Were you trying to hint my mother?" Kurama asked. "About what?" Hiei asked. "About us," Kurama rolled his eyes. "If we ever get a girl. Never name it Hieiana. It sounds disgusting," Hiei ignored Kuramaâs question. Kurama rolled over to Hiei's side and poked his sweaty stomach. "Youâre looking too far. Whoâs bearing the baby?" Kurama asked. "A koorime can reproduce by itself," Hiei turned to face Kurama whose face was nearly touching his nose. "I give you my word," Kurama uttered. "I will never let you be alone ever again," Kurama promised. "You promise?" Hiei asked. Kurama nodded. "All my heart. It belongs to you," Kurama smiled. Finally, after knowing him three years ago and getting to see him almost everyday from last year on, it was quite a thrill to get Hiei to be expressive of himself. "Together, forever," Kurama hugged his fire demon. Owari⌠^_^ Well, thatâs it! Donât kill me yet! I still have some stuffs to finish! Please! Haha!! Hiei : Do I look like a pervert to you? Bulma: Yesserie! *Kokuri* Hiei : *sigh* It takes one to know one. *rolls eyes* Bulma: I know *Kokuri* Hiei : Youâre insane Bulma: *Kokuri* Yes I am, thank you⌠*laughs insanely* Hiei : Really insane⌠tsk-tsk⌠*shakes head* Bulma Briefs The official keeper of Kurama and Hiei's LOVE for each other! bulma_v_briefs@hotmail.com UIN# 13254597 https://members.tripod.com/~Bulma_Briefs/manga_mansion.html