Making Contact

When you should contact me:

  1. There is something broken on the site.
    Contact me right away and I'll fix it.
  2. You wish to use content of mine on your site.
    It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
  3. You have a constructive comment on the site.

When NOT to contact me:

  1. You want me to find you an MP3 music file I might know of.
    I do this for people but don't like to that much.
  2. You want to be my best friend and forward me all the cute emails you love.
    GAG!
  3. You want to be my lover/boyfriend/sex slave and forward me all the cute emails you love
    Sorry, job's taken, I'm married. And no, I'm not interested in some on the side thank YOU very much.
  4. You want me to use my images in annoying javascript enhanced sites.
    In this case, I'd rather not know. It's happened.
  5. You want to tell me how much my site sucks and how much I should pay you to redo it for me.
    Uhm...this site is MY HOBBY not something I even want to be that professional. Sheesh.
  6. You want to tell me how much my site rocks and how I should do something for you for free.
    Unless it's a quick html tip I don't really like doing this.
  7. You want to ask me any question already answered on the About Me pages.
    You'd think this'd go without saying....
  8. You want to A: Tell me to cheer up. B: Help my Karma(whatever) C: Tell me to adjust my attitude.
    You just don't get it do you?

    Contact Options
    Best to worst they are:
    Email: danielle_landgren@lycos.com
    ICQ: my UIN is 115528. Be sure to mention you've seen the site.
    Sign the Guestbook. I rarely contact people back from that but I DO read it a lot.
    Find where I live and slip notes under the door. I wouldn't recommend doing this.