King Herod's Song

Herod: Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead,
now I understand you're God...
At least that's what you've said.

So...you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ!
Prove to me that you're divine, change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true!
Come on King of the Jews!

Jesus you just won't believe the hit you've made around here
you are all we talk about you're the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity, if it's all a lie!
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try!

So if you are the Christ, yes the great Jesus Christ!
Prove to me that you're no fool, walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free!
Come on King of the Jews!

I only ask what I'd ask any Superstar!
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are!
Oh-ho-ho I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan!
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man.

So if you are the Christ, yes the great Jesus Christ,
feed my household with this bread, you could do it on your head!
Or has something gone wrong? Jesus why do you take so long?
Aww, Come on King of the Jews!

Hey, aren't you scared of me Christ? Mister Wonderful Christ?
Ahh...You're a joke! You're not the Lord!
You are nothing but a fraud!
Take him away, he's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the..
Get out King of the
Oh, get out you King of the Jews!
Get out of here you..you..
Get out of here you..Get..get out of my life!


Could We Start Again Please?