Yeah, that's not a real set time. Shove it.

Yes, I can be thankful and tell you to shove it. Thankful does not equal nice.

Ooookay one two three go.

This year I am thankful for:
William
Pies
And the hands and the skills to blah blah blah
The National Novel Writing Month
Code Red
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (lest we confuse it with that sucky ass Riddick movie - oops, wrong sentiment.)
iPods
iTunes
Firesign Theatre
Strong Bad
Unicorn stuff
Cute kitten pictures
Sleep
Comfortable beds
That nifty memory foam stuff even though I don't own any.
Amazon.com
Carla Speed McNeil
Robin McKinley
Iain M. Banks
Chocolate cake
Crumb Donettes
Vending Machines
Indian Restaurants
Chinese Food
Beef
Chicken
Whole grain products
Toast
Billy Joel
Eve 6
Living in the Desert
not having to look at snow
not having to shovel snow
foreign language dictionaries
foreign languages
Baldur's Gate
And 2
Diablo 2
Goofy teachers who aim their tests for bell curves and therefore make shallow grade seeking students fume
partial credit
extra credit
prescription decongestants
birth control pills
donating blood
Pixar
Miyazaki
DvDs
being ranked #1 in Spanish class
at least last time we checked
ASU's health center
The MU
The Gamer's Society even though I only made it to one meeting so far
Borders gift cards from Discover cash back
Boxed Sets
Special Editions
Multiple Language Tracks
Randomness
Progress
Platinum
headphones
warm socks
jeans that fit
- if only mostly
a mostly recovered wrist
- except when I do something dumb like makes pies
my hat
sunglasses
LASIK
Book Club
Japanese class insanity
seriously, this guy was licking his own nipple the other day
and every day Sarah reads us our horoscopes
among other things like dead baby jokes and bad innuendo
my nifty scented lotion
- with matching perfume
Flourescent bulbs
The Slate
Carolyn Hax
Dear Abby
Gmail
Hotmail
Not wasting my time on AotC anymore.
The Trans Siberian Orchestra
Mannheim Steamroller
having the freedom to hate Christmas
a lot
the last pie is in the oven
taking naps
staying up late
not having a job
being a student
wristwatches
fast computers
big monitors
computer labs
the LL lab in particular
free printing for language students all the way, dude
vibrating things
Fascinations
Good Vibrations
Excitations
Exhiliration
Transience
The Human Condition
Irony
Flowers
the color blue
well written films
screenwriting classes
art classes
long weekends
my schedule for next semester
3 day weekends every week all the way, baby
calling hiccups hiccraps
stupid quotes
"'No, let's not ram the milk truck' was one of those things."
bodystockings
black skirts
black shirts
black shoes and boots
gray clothes too
hair dye
hot water
tape
glue
chains
whips
chips
sandwiches
fried eggs
waffles
plum syrup
drawing in charcoal
drawing in mechanical pencil
Nift Microsoft Excel spreadsheets
Spiderweb software
adjustable chairs in the classroom
it almost being time to be done with this
the ability to shed my knowledge to better learn stuff

Aaaa-nd. Okay well the pies aren't done but I'm suffering from two burns and need to treat them and I wrote a lot of crap and I need to work on my novel, and my bad wrist is acting up so it's a short one this year.

Besides I swear no one reads these things anyway.

Seriously.