I'd like to thank...

It's two days before thanksgiving and I got to go to bed in 45 minutes when my pie is finished baking. I decided that in honor of the holiday, which is one of my favorites, I will not whine, and I'll try VERY hard not to be vulgar, rude, insulting, or sexually explicit. I think I heard the sound of all ten people who visit my web page leaving at once....

Oh well....Here is everything I can think of to be thankful for in 45 minutes until my pie is done and I have to go to bed!

  1. PIE!
  2. Having the skills to make pie.
  3. Having two hands that let me have the skills to make pie
  4. Having two arms to attach the two hands that let me have....uhm...the house that Jack built
  5. The internet.
  6. Knowing html
  7. Having some ten visitors a day.
  8. My husband.
  9. Desogen
  10. Vitamin E
  11. Warm water
  12. Fuji Apples
  13. Living in Arizona
  14. Once having lived in California for two years
  15. NOT living in Minnesota anymore
  16. Not having to spend thanksgiving with my family.
  17. Or Christmas
  18. Or New Years
  19. For Friday the 13th being the same day of my husband's office Christmas party
  20. Having a job
  21. All the crazy people at my job.
  22. Craziness
  23. Silliness
  24. Having a driver's license but not driving.
  25. Hybrid cars.
  26. Playing mind games with Telemarketers
  27. Playing mind games with anyone dumb enough to fall for them.
  28. Playing mind games with people too smart to fall for them but still enjoy playing.
  29. Being involved with a big grant project involving teenagers, native american elders, powerpoint, and lots of headaches but in the end...it was worth it. For the 32 hours of extra paid time. (Just kidding.)
  30. The Brunching Shuttlecocks
  31. Engrish.com
  32. Sluggy Freelance, Eight, UserFriendly, and PVP.
  33. Yeah, in that order, for now.
  34. Short fingernails
  35. Having a guy who doesn't care that I like my fingernails short.
  36. Black hair
  37. Blue eyes
  38. Blue Pepsi
  39. Blue clothes
  40. Grey, grey, and more grey clothes
  41. Black.
  42. Tripod and Geocities
  43. ICQ
  44. The old VP
  45. MUDs
  46. Unicorns
  47. Mountain Dew Code Red
  48. Cup of Ramen
  49. Ice cream
  50. Chinese food
  51. Chinese Buffets
  52. Star Wars
  53. DVDs
  54. All the stories that come to me when I'm awake and asleep and give me stuff to think about at work lest I go insane from the tedium.
  55. Anaya, Asiva, Ismene, Itami and the rest of the cast of (Wt)PCA.
  56. Earl!
  57. My 900mhz athalon that rarely ever crashes anymore.
  58. Baldur's Gate
  59. Baldur's Gate 2
  60. Heroes of Might and Magic 1-3
  61. Monkey Island 1-3
  62. Grim Fandango
  63. Every other Lucas Arts Adventure game I played.
  64. The Royal Tenenbaums.
  65. Serial Experiments Lain
  66. "Lain wa Lain atashi wa a-ta-shi!"
  67. Knowing what that means.
  68. Natural affinity for languages.
  69. Sign Language.
  70. Singing Signing.
  71. Five Iron Frenzy
  72. Eve 6
  73. Billy Joel.
  74. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  75. Chocolate
  76. Bread Machines
  77. Sega Consoles
  78. 2-d Capcom fighters.
  79. Soul Calibur.
  80. Ebay.
  81. Big beds
  82. Lots of blankets.
  83. Vibrating Dolphins.
  84. My collection of Black dresses, lace, and strappy clothes.
  85. Owning only four pairs of shoes and being happy about it.
  86. And three of them are black dressyish boots.
  87. NO SANDALS!
  88. Silk.
  89. Leather.
  90. Mp3s.
  91. Mix Cds
  92. Stupid pun titles for Mix Cds.
  93. "Eclectic Blue"
  94. "Danielle Free Radio"
  95. Downloading Anime.
  96. Laserdiscs.
  97. Tragic robot girl shows.
  98. Key the Metal Idol.
  99. Armitage the Third.
  100. Tim Burton.
  101. The Emperor's New Groove.
  102. MST3k.
  103. Obscure movie quotes.
  104. And if your hands were metal that would mean something...
  105. Obscure book quotes.
  106. After all if a chickenhead could fathom latin he would cease to be a chickenhead...
  107. Stupid sound schemes.
  108. Portable Audio Devices.
  109. Being over 5'9" tall
  110. Aspiration.
  111. To days of inspiration,
  112. playing hooky
  113. making something out of nothing...
  114. To going against the grain
  115. Going insane going Maaad.
  116. Obscure musical quotes that make sense.
  117. For being almost done with this.
  118. For Anime Music Videos.
  119. Scanners.
  120. Mechanical Pencils
  121. Exacto Knives.
  122. That sticky stuff magazines use to glue stuff sometimes...the clear weird stuff.
  123. Aquariums.
  124. Museums.
  125. Malls
  126. Movie Theaters.
  127. For being a strange person and getting away with it most of the time and in general having a pretty good time of life. At least for now.
We're Done!

It's SO! Bedtime. I'll give you guys a real rant next week! Keep it real!