Happy House of near boredom, and such if you please... pass the sheep and frog legs...

Angelina: So, Flairea what do you want to do today?

Flairea: I dunno, what do you wanna do

Ange: i asked you first...

flairea: but i asked you

ange: no no no it was me who asked you first
 
flair: but i asked second, you know first the worst second the best, so the best should go first, the person who goes second...

ang: but if you go first that makes you the worst.

>poof<

flair: who farted?

atsuranta: Not Meeeee... oh yeah, i learned last time no more sounds like that

ang: Atsurantaaaa how did you get here???

atsuranta: Poofy poofy

flairea: does this mean i have to give the money back to the mafia?

atsu: oh yeah, my husband has a message for you "Forget about it"

>>>karl zero io mamate tu

ang: well why are you back anyways?

atsu: like i said poofy-poofy

ang: that doesn't make any sense

atsu: poofy-poofy

flair: that doesn't make any sense

atsu: he wanted to get rid of me... so... POOFy-Poofy

flair: yeah, uhhuh, sure... can we make you go poofy-poofy

ang: NOoooo but we just got her baaaack

atsu: poofy-poofy

flair: okay enough messin' around...

atsu: poofy

flair: stop it...

ang: you know what i haven't done in a long time

atsu: i'm afraid to ask

flair: omigad she didn't say poofy this time 

atsu: poofy

ang: ANYWAYS i'm talking now... I haven't done sausage in a long time

atsu: i've never done sausage, and i dont' intend to.. that's gross

ang: oh but you have. YOu've done it with me...

atsu: eeeewww

flair: but i never have!

atsu: That's cuz coliopy doesn't have sausage

ang: woa, what are you guys talking about? I'm talking about singing about sausage, not a part of the male anatomy.

atsu: ew you're gross i wasn't thinking about that.

flair: I was.

ang: daddy would you like some sausage

sheep: daddy would you like some vegetarian sausage, or perhaps a tofu burger

flair: Dude, it's a sheep and it's fluffy.

ang: how did you get here mr. sheep

sheep: poofy-poofy

flair: i think the sheep followed you atsuranta

atsu: oh yeah, this sheep is my homie

sheep: what is up yo?

atus: Hey ANgelina, I told the sheep all about you... wink wink nudge nudge. Wait, that was suppose to be silent

sheep: Hey angelina, do you wanna chill?

flair: Go for it angelina, go for it! He's not crazy and he's not a frog

sheep: says you!

atsu: hey, i thought you were a sheep!

sheep: i am... i lied sorry.

ang: Speaking of frogs, what happened to yours flairea?

flair: What frog?

atsu: Yeah, what frog? I don't know about this frog

ang: The one that was in love with her

atsu: There was a frog in love with her and i missed it? Poofy poofy

flair: Well, we just kind of grew apart

ang: What ever he was so wipped.

sheep: chhh whip it whip it good

ang: So what really happened.

flair: We went on a date to a french restaurant and I ordered frog legs... end of story, end of frog

atsu: mmm yummy

sheep: Were they vegetarian frog legs?

ang: flairea i am dissappointed in you. He wanted to make you little froglets but what did you do, YOu ate him. YOu ate HIM!! He wanted your affection but you ate him!! 

atsu: So how did it taste?

flair: kind of chewy.

ang: well, i guess EATING Him, is some how intimate.

flair: Angelina you're even more screwed up then i thought.

sheep: I don't think she is. I think she's beautiful. what do you say we roll around in that hay over there?

ang: Uh, guys, is it just me or is the sheep coming on to me.

sheep: i'm not on you .... yet

>>>Somba cell

atsu: that music was kinda kinky.

flair: That hay does look kind of inviting... Do you wanna roll with me Sheep?

sheeP: you're dirty. Okay.

Background rolly sheep hay flairea noises

ang: So she's eaten a frog and rolled with a sheep in hay. Flairea's quite experienced in the animal kingdom.

atsu: a little too experienced if ya know what i mean. poofy-poofy yuuuuck

flair: Well, that was fun, let's do it again sometime

sheep: i'll call you.

ms. sheep: POOfy poofy

sheep: Oh no my wife

flair: Sheeps get married??? I just helped him cheat?

atsu: Sheeps, well that's weird... If it's sheep, shouldn't the plural be Shipes.

ang: Shut up, there's a drama unfolding before us, just like a real live sheep opera.

atsu: Wouldn't that be shopra?

ang: Just shut up Atsuranta!!! You know i'm happy you're back but you're starting to get on my nerves

atsu: Wouldn't that be... okay i'll shut up now.

ms.sheep: BARTFOLLOWMEW. 

atsu: Or bawfallumew. Get it?? Baaaaahh bAAAAH.. oh forget it.

mssheep: Excuse me?

flair: Yes???

mssheep: why are you drenched in hay?

flair; Oh you know, it's that whole needle in a hay stack thing... I was looking for a needle, and here it is?

atsu: You carry needles in your pocket too?

flair: Needles dog bones, I'm your regular dollar store. Cheap and easy.

sheep: Very easy

mssheep: What was that bartfollowmew. 

sheep: Baaaa nothing. there's something in my throat.

flair: Oh, that's my gum! Do you think maybe i could have that?

sheep: You'll have to get it yourself

flair: but your wife is here, she'll go all sheephola on my ass. She'll lay the sheep down.

ang: You guys let's not make war... Let's make love

flair: Again?

>>>Monday Monday

atsu: Come on everybody, jump on my horse incompitent and we'll ride into the sunset, and then go down town... for some bubble tea...

flair; When did you get a horse?

atsu: My husband gave it to me. Before he poofed me.

>>Ponciana.

narrator: So are 3 faithfull heros, jump on the trusty or not so trusty horse incompitent. Tune in next to see if they made it to there Bubble tea, or fell down a cliff. 

ang: Aaaaaa!! I'm falling down a cliff

narrator: Well, tune in next time to see if Angelina is still alive... And if flairea will have little sheeplets... we hope not... and what atsuranta's new words will be... Hopefully not poofy-poofy or woot-woot.