Only Flairea & Angelina... where the hell is atsuranta? flairea: hi... my name is flairea. you may remember from fine quality programs such as Stupidity at it's best, the happy house, and the happy house road trip. Today I bring you Where the hell is atsuranta? angelina: yo dude, where is she? I know she got away from the snap king flairea: um... i dunno... atsuranta... what's an atsuranta? Never heard of it.. angelina: flairea... I know your hiding something! flairea; DAMN't don't look at me like that!! Okay okay, i pawned her off to the italian mafia as a mail order bride. It got me ten bucks and I was low on cash that day! Can you blame me? I needed caffine badly. angelina: FLAIREA! What are we gonna doooo! We have to go find her!! At times like this, I wish I was fox mulder song i wish i was fox mulder. add lib: flairea; you've never been to arkansaw etc... angelina: OMIGAD look it's a shiney penny flairea; ooh shiney, hey there's another one...and another one angelina: i've died and gone to penny heavan, it's a whole trail of pennies!!! flairea; and they're all shiney announcer: three hunder and forty six thousand nine hundred and forty three pennies later.. flairea; wow, if i would've found this yesterday, i wouldn't have sold atsuranta. angelina; that doesn't matter now, cuz we're rich!! Let's go shopping!! flairea; to the everything store!! duna la duna duna duna lalallala angelina; duna dun dun flairea; angelina, yo dude we're here... ANGELINA! angelina; oh hey we're here at the everything store, they have everything (pulse ... but everything) EVIL walmart greeting; hello and welcome to walmart, i mean the everything store. Walmart are idiots because they fired me for some unknown reason. angelina: thanks dudey... OH LOOK!! there's some frogs!! flairea; and i think they talk! frog 1; ribbit frog 2; ribbit too frog 1; what are you staring at? frog 2; don't mess with me homey, i wip, i wip you good frog 1; don' cross the line man don't cross the line frog2; don't touch me, you will not buy me! nooon going into self destruct mode BOOM!!! angelina; well that was fun flairea; it's in my hair, it's guts are in my hair stupid flies... angelina; maybe we should go to the shampoo aisle. flairea; shampoo, it's shampoo from ranma angelina; shut up. she's not here!!! walmart dude; STOP! You're not going anywhere!! I'm going to abduct you!! angelina; no you're with the aliens flairea; that would explain a few things angelina; hey do you know the smoking man, he's dead now, but did you know him walmart; what are you talking about??? I'm making you my prisoners to get revenge on walmart... insert evil laugh here.. i mean hahahhahahahha angelina; if atsuranta was here, she'd save us. BUT no!!! She's a mafia war bride!! Atsuranta, we're going to die alone thanks to flairea. flairea; you're not really alone cuz i'm here. angelina; shhh, you're gonna kill the dramatic effect!! flairea; oooooh. dramatic effect... just like it's dramatic when someone falls down on trowa. angelina; don't have your fantasies while were in trouble here. damn't!! walmart; you shall die at my hands... AND THEN THEY"LL HAVE TO RE-HIRE ME!! flairea; that'd just get you in jail man, trust me, i know these things. been there, done that, got the t-shirt. angelina; yes, flairea KNOWS frog 1; ribbit... angelina; all we need now is some type of hero to waltz in and save us! Maybe atsuranta will magically appear to us and get us out of this mess! frog 1; have no fear i am da frog!! flairea; oh look it's the frog that didn't self destruct. frog 1; i da frog shall save you. taste my wrath walmart boy.. WAP! angelina; he did it! the frog saved us!! WE"RE FREEEEE!! frog 1; i did it all for you... my love angelina; hee hee, the frog loves you flairea!! flairea; eeeheeeh... that's nice.. angelina; maybe you should kiss it, it could turn into a prince, maybe even trowa. flairea; okay, but only one kiss... smmoooch sound... yuck angelina; um... nothing happened.. flairea; i just kissed a frog for nothing!!! EEEEeeew i can taste flies frog 1; i love you. you've just proven our love, when's our wedding going to be. angelina; can i be the brides maid! flairea; no!! because there's no wedding! GAD!! frog 1; aw, she's playing hard to get! angelina; you guys can make little froglets and live happily ever after. flairea; eeeewwww angelina; c'mon guys let's celebrate with supper, DOWN TOWN!! *song* angelina; lalalalalalala city flairea; um, angelina the songs over... angelina; oh yea... i forgot... after supper can we look for atsuranta? flairea; who's atsuranta again? voice; moon fire productions does your body good. fin