Happy House the Road trip Atsuranta: Hi, Allow me to introduce myself: I am ATSURANTA Flairea: And my name is Flairea... the DARK one angelina: And i'm angelina, i like sausage Flairea: Last time, when you hung around with us. If you hung around with us, i don't blame you if you didn't. BUT last time, we hung around in the happy house. And later, Angelina got lost and was on her own. Atsuranta: But this time, we've decided that we can't let Angelina get lost, cuz if one of us gets lost, then all of us gets lost, if that makes sense... And so that's why I"M DRIVING ... hee hee... woot woot woot woot angelina: so while atsuranta does her wooting, i'll explain where we're going. Because last time we discovered that canned peaches come from a factory with a man. We decided we needed to go to the peach farm. flairea: what about a sausage farm? atsuranta: they don't farm sausages eeeeuuuh! woot?!? <cue music> Peaches song angelina: all righty let's goooooo!!! atsuranta; uh-oh... um, guyys woot-woot woot-woot... uh woot, i don't have my keys, but that's okay right? WOoto woot woot angelina; do you think they were stolen atsuranta; sure stolen, yea, that's what happened. i forgot! to uh, tell you that somebody broke in lst night and took the keys, and they also stole the batteries for the keyboard, and i forget to tell you about it... yea, i'm a bad lyer. but that's okay right? woot woot flairea; This looks like a job for ; SHERLOCK HOMEY angelina; weren't you fired from like being a dective work dude from like last year? flairea: shhhhh... now, if i were the keys, where would be. angelina; i know i know!! pick me, i know flairea; anyone else? angelina; meeeeeeeee flairea; fine, you... angelina; they would be in Atsuranta's butt pocket!!! flairea; eeew, i'm not going in there!!! atsuranta; don't worry, i go checky checky. ... oh hey, hello keys, you're all warm. angelina & flairea; eeeeewwwww atsuranta; woot woot flairea; looks like another case solved by sherlock homey atsuranta; but dude, angelina solved angelina; that's right... i-i-i am gonna be, an fbi dudey when i grow up... ice cream flairea; okay enough messing around... let's get in the car..... <cue song>we will rock you... angelina; hey atsuranta aren't you supposed be driving instead of playing MY keyboard? atsuranta; oh yea... maybe i should drive again... atsuranta; hey look you guys!! it's neko-chan! angelina; also known as megumi flairea; let's all scream insanely loud at her so she can't hear what we're saying!!! all; neko-chan hi neko-chan how are you dudey!!! BUMP atsuranta; ooops... i think we just ran over neko-chan... woot-woot flairea; get the hell out of here, before the ambulances get her cue ambulance sound angelina; omigad, the ambulance is run by aliens!!!! flairea; so since we're not singing the we will rock you song anymore, let's play some music angelina; i know. atsuranta; NOT SAUSAGE!! angelina; it's not sausage, i've matured out of sausage and gone on to bigger and better things atsuranta; what so it's hotdogs now, not sausage? who cares they're both the same thing, hot dogs sausage... flairea; well, there's bratwurst it's bigger. angelina; no, nothing meat related. atsuranta; lemme guess it's a fruit angelina; no it's a sponge. flairea; oh great, fun-fun it's a sponge.... <cue music> sponge bob.... sing along with voice and flairea & atsuranta children voices ohhh... is held longer... flairea; hey you guys, we're here at the peach farm!!! angelina; all ready? i only got one round of sponge bob in! atsuranta; wow... flairea; let's go in now!!! atsuranta; wait guys, i locked the keys in the truck... angelina; uhhhh we should probably get those out before we go in... does anyone have a wire? flairea; i sleep with sharp objects not wires.. atsuranta; uh-huh... i have woot-paperclip-woot angelina; let's see if it works... flairea (snap king); Vat are you doing here? angelina; who the hell are you? snap; i am ze snap king i ask ze questions atsuranta; okay mr. snap king... help us get my keys out of the truck snap; answer my question first... atsuranta; you didn't have a question ya freak snap; yes i did, vat are you doing here? atsuranta; oh yea, short memory, sorry 'bout that one. jolly good show. angelina; mr snap king sir, maam, king dude, leader, of snap and such... we are here to eat peaches. snap; but theze be my peaches... you no touchy, without asking ze snap king. angelina; but sir, we don't want canned peaches, we want the real thing... snap; i am ze real thing atsuranta; woe.... dude... woot woot, that's wrong... flairea; wait a minute, coliopy told me about a snap king once... you were an item angelina & atsuranta; omigad!!! it's coliooopy snap; you know ze one named coliopy, colioopy transvestite... atsuranta; unfortanetly yes snap; it was so beautiful and handsome at the same time, i never knew which angelina; i'm afraid, hold me atsuranta atsuranta; ew! no! hold yourself!!! snap; she left me, to seek out someone zey call flairea... angelina; OMIGAD!! That's YOU flairea!!! flairea; shut up!! You're not supposed to tell!!! Flairea, who's flairea i've never heard that name before!! atsuranta; angelina, good job... woot-woot snap; you, you're ze one known as flairea. you took my coliopy away. angelina; oh-oh we're in trouble now atsuranta; thanks to you UUUHauhuah snap; zat sound! it reminds me of it... it's so romantic atsuranta; i'm never gonna do that again... flairea; um, i dunno um.... i uh.. um... what's a flairea... couldn't be me... my name is tim.. angelina & atsuranta; TIIMMMY!!! snap; no, i no longer care about ze flairea, i want that... angelina; omigad not atsuranta!!! atsuranta; omigad omigad eeeewwww eeeewww woot woot woot ah! snap; ze sounds she makes zey're so beautiful atsurnata; omigad i'm never talking again... elelelelelew snap; yes it is her i want.. not more coliopy... stupid hooch leave me, but i find some one better... yes atsuranta; eeeew!! *grabs piana, makes noise* angelina; atsuranta, why are you playing with my key board flairea; i think she's trying to tell us something! What's that girl? Jimmy fell down the well? plays keyboard again flairea; oh no? He didn't you want a dog bone? Okay here ya go? angelina; you carry dog bones around with you? flairea; doesn't everybody? snap; i do too plays keyboard again angelina; wait i know... she means GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! flairea & angelina; LET"S GOOOOOOOO atsuranta; on key board... <cue music> my heart your heart flairea; drive faster!! atsuranta; i aaaaam woot woot angelina; watch out for neko-chans body!!! atsuranta; but it's five points if i hit it flairea; then what are you waiting for? atsuranta; WEWeeeee *UUUUrch* Angelina; will they survive? Or will they die? Will they be able to make the next installment? find out next time atsuranta; ps. we love neko-chan... i love i love you neko-chan. woot woot sorry for hitting you, i'm just a bad driver flariea; this has been a moon fire production!!!! *fin*