Anime Fanfiction University
by Shaun Garin

Disclaimer : AFU belongs to me, derived from Miss Cam's OFUM. Urple will
only last the episode as the full shipment of Glowrange comes in as my
personal stores are dwindling.

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"Yar!"

"YarYar!"

"YarYarYar!"

"Argh matey," Zone growled back at Norris. "Ye be good at pirating."

Leena shook her head in annoyance. "That was pointless. Absolutely
pointless."

"What do you want us to do for five more days?" Norris asked. "We're
supposed to stay here in the Campus Grounds since the hover bus don't start
their run here."

"That is 'does not'," Shaun rumbled from behind the trio. They jumped and
spun, paling. The rather short Asian man was carrying a medium sized bucket
of Urple and a paintbrush in the other hand. "Start working on your grammar
kiddies or I'll be forced to paint your things Urple."

"You can't boss us around!" Zone exclaimed hotly. "I'm a Super Saiyan!" To
prove her point, her blonde hair flashed upwards in several spikes.

The professor simply folded his arms. "Morgoth and Sauron were more
intimidating." He then grinned evilly as he held up the paint bucket and
pried open the lid. An Urple glare flared out, blinding the Super Saiyan,
making her drop her transformation.

"AUGH! MY EYES! MY EYES!"

"Boy, you sure are evil," Norris said, ditching his sunglasses that he had
slipped on to avoid the Urple glare. "Say, ain't Urple a trademark of OFUM?"

Shaun nodded. "Yeah, I got a few cans of Urple back when in MUSM and never
used them all up." His expression turned extremely evil. "I have something
better coming anyways. Anyways, keep moving kids, you have your first clubs
to sign up for."

"Clubs! All right, Anvils!" Norris rushed off towards the gym where people
were milling around.

"Get going or I'll paint you both Urple." Shaun warned, wagging his
paintbrush. The girls squeaked and rushed off.

As soon as they had gotten away from the Professor, Leena let out a deep
breath. "Ugh, that was bad. I thought he'd actually paint us Urple."

"No one could have been that evil," Zone reasoned. "Oooh, a Tentacle Anime
club!"

Leena big sweated as she walked up to the booth run by a girl with very long
violet hair and wearing some kind of pale green ninja outfit. Zone was
looking over the things, eyes shining in adoration. "Miko Mido!" she was
squealing, "Can I have your autograph?"

Miko, on her part looked amused as she signed the paper given to her.
"Interested in our club?"

Leena picked up a pamphlet, opened it and shrieked as tentacles tried to
grab her from inside it. She slapped it shut, tossing it onto the desk,
doing a full body shudder. "Eeew, that was scary. Zone, lets go!"

".... you get to film your own Hentai Anime while in our club. If you'll
fill out this disclaimer form stating that no damage to your body will be
the responsibility of AFU, and you are doing this on your own will." Miko
finished up with Zone who was scribbling down things on a form and turned to
Leena who stiffened. "Are you joining up?"

"Ew, no way! I don't like tentacle beasts! I mean, eeeeewwww!" She then
rounded on Zone who was in the process of finishing up the form with a
flourish of her pen. "How can you like this kinda stuff?"

"I just do," Zone reasoned.

Miko sighed. "Oh well, no big loss. There's always someone who signs up."
Shen then turned to a few more people who had stopped at the booth. One of
the girls had opened up a pamphlet and was being accosted by green
tentacles. Leena looked green and looked away, sighing. "I will never write
again if only to never return."

"OOOOH! The Overfiend! Can I have your autograph?"

Leena slapped her face and hung her head. "Shoot me. Now."

Meanwhile, across the room, Norris was struggling with a ten ton Anvil, and
summarily crushed a foot in the process. He was carted off to the nurses
office.

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"Last curry bread of the day!"

Norris leapt up, bounced off of someone's head and grabbed it with a
triumphant yell of "I got it!"

"You dare jump on my head?" Exclaimed a young man. He was fanged, bore a
blood red bandanna with black marks on it, wearing a similarly styled shirt
and something was hidden on the top of his backpack.

Norris looked up and shrugged. He stuffed a piece of bread in his mouth.
"Yeah, so?"

"How DARE you!" The young man raged. "I, Hibiki Ryuomi of the Hibiki School
of Martial Arts challenges you!"

Norris smirked as he stanced. "Well, I, Norris of the School of Anything
Goes Bum Kicking accepts your challenge!"

People milled around the pair of combatants in the cafeteria, muttering and
taking bets. Leena groaned as Zone stood up. "Lets go take Norris out of the
picture before he does something rash."

Norris waited.

Ryuomi's fingers twitched around the handle of whatever he had hidden there.

A tumbleweed blew by.

And then...

"AUGH! MY EYES, MY EYES!"

People screamed as they were blinded by the horrible, horrible light. Yes,
Ryuomi carried the most dangerous Umbrella of all. Twenty Tons of Depleted
Uranium, colored a bright Glowrange.

Think of yellow and orange mixed together in the worst possible way, a
brilliant neon shine to it.

Yes, that shiver going up your spine is perfectly normal.

Sounds of violence was then heard. A cloud of dust wafted up, obscuring the
combatants as people's eyes readjusted to the glow.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bucket of Urple flew into the cloud and there
were two horrible screams. "Ryuomi and Norris!" rang out a very angry voice.

The crowd parted to reveal Shaun looking pissed off, accompanied by Kei and
Yuri. "That's enough," he growled. "You two can fight in the yard, NOT in
the cafeteria! To boot, you made me use up the last of my Urple!"

A Shaun without Urple paint to do banditry with was a very Upset Shaun.

Kei and Yuri cracked their knuckles as Shaun proceeded to sentence doom on
the pair. "For fighting in the cafeteria, making me use up the last of my
Urple, disturbing others eating while it is not the designated fighting time
for bitter rivals and such, I pronounce sentence!"

People held their breath as Kei and Yuri nodded. "It will be a light
sentence, since this is your first offense," Kei said, but her expression
was sinister. "Care for the Clones, both of you, attending the first five
club meetings of the Kawaiiness Society, and taking care of the Vamde-Tree's
needs."

The newly Urple clad Ryuomi and Norris exchanged glances with a shudder.

"I will lead them to the Vamde-Tree," Yuri said, letting the angry professor
leave and call Pippin and Merry for more Urple.

"What's the Vamde-Tree?" Ryuomi asked curiously.

"You'll see..."

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"So there I was, sitting at the brink of destroying the world, or at least
conquering it when I get sidetracked by these stupid little kids and their
pet monsters! It's not fair, you know? I was the most powerful and dangerous
Digimon on the face of the planet! No one loves me. I need love, give me a
hug!"

Leena edged away from the Vamde-Tree as Yuri shook her head. "We had
problems with gathering all of the data from Vamdemon since he was killed
several times. And then it got mixed up with some data from the Digital
World plants and he became a Tree.

The pitiful looking tree looked down, despite it was wearing a cape. "Can't
I get a hug here? I'm so lonely, I haven't seen any of my old friends!
Tailmon, where are you? Whaaaaaaa!"

"And you want us to do what, exactly?" Norris asked curiously.

"Help it. The Psych group is being lax and Vamde-Tree has been rather sad
lately," Kei said, hiding a chuckle under her gloved hand.

"I guess we can do that. Aww, you're just a sad tree, aren't ya?" Ryuomi
mocked. The tree wailed even louder.

"Hey, don't mock the tree!" Zone gushed, hugging it. "You're such an awesome
villain, er, tree, yes you are, yes you are!" The tree sweatdropped, as with
the rest of them. "Does Vamde-Tree want mommy to prune you, yes you do. Does
mommy want to have insane, tentacle..."

"AHEM!" Zone jumped back as the Tree sighed in relief. "The point is to
council it, not to boink it. It's not part of the curriculum."

"Yeah, and I'm an evil tree, ya know?" the Vamde-Tree exclaimed. "I have
rights and feelings too!"

The students exchanged glances. And with the exception of Zone who was
cuddling the tree again, gushing on how much she loved him as a villain,
they all figured it was poetic justice for Vamde-Tree to have a fangirl.

Somewhere, in a concealed location, Ryo Saeba watched Shaun direct the men
on the order. The crates were labeled with a giant yellow Biohazard symbol.
"You sure you need all of this?" he asked.

"Of course," Shaun replied with an evil grin. "Not every day your shipment
of Glowrange comes in."

And the staff shared an Evil Laugh(TM).

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End Author Notes : Glowrange is mine, all mine! I wouldn't mind it if you
pointed out various misspellings of various different names from various
different series. Mind you, you need a sence of humor to enroll oneself
since we have the Anvil Club in AFU.