If a Chicken fires a tommy gun in the middle of a forest, would it hit anyone?

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Three years have passed since the introduction of Animates into a non-animate
world. Within a short period of time, the localized distubance in the dimentional
rifts were removed, and normalicy reigned.

Well, as much as it could reign. Maturity wasn’t a big issue on this campus.
Neither was Normalicy, or being labeled WIERD by their peers.

Thus, in the year 2000 AD, January 6, a tired fanfic writer booted up his
computer once again, and pressed the wrong button.

The rest, as they say, is history.

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Magic Tech Productions Presents



UNDER ONE ROOF 2 : MELDING OF A UNIVERSE


written by Shaun Garin

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“Owwwww....stop with the hoiting and the pounding of da head...”

The young man smiled a bit through the haze of his pain. Something cold was
being dabbed on his forehead. His eyes were shut though.

“Oh, he’s awake,” came a familiar voice. Kasumi or Belldandy? Uh oh.

“Man, he looks like he went through the wringer. Something hit him with a
low level electrical spell of some sorts.” Low, sultry. Urd? Nabiki? Something
like that.

Risking a peek, he cracked an eye open to stare up towards a platinum blonde
woman, her heavy...eep. His eyes snapped shut once again. Slowly raising a
hand, he gently checked his head. Nothing broken...crikey...my head’s in her
LAP!

“He’s awake...” Urd giggled...sexily. Cripes...

Slowly, I sat up without touching any body parts, opened my eyes and said,
“Lemme guess, I’m in trouble, ain’t I?”

“That’s AM I, actually,” came a VERY familiar voice. The figure in long
ornate robes sat up, placed his tea back on the table and sighed. “YOU, Mr.
Shaun Garin, are one of the most Singlehanded People Of Temporal And
Dimentional Disturbances, am I right?”

“Gawd, my God self. I’m dead.”

The other shook his head. “No, but just remember, YOU brought this on
yourself, YOU fix it.”

I stared for a second before summing up the whole situation in two words
“Oh Fuck.”