Nokia 8110ia - Nerv sensitiveInternet insideCheck flight times, stock market closing prices, exchange rates, the weather at your destination. Via the Internet in your Nokia 8110i. You don't need a separate PC or modem. Use the Nokia 8110i to view information on Internet Web pages. Nokia Netgate, available in the Nokia 8110i, will enable viewing and accesing more and more services on the Web.
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Nerv UnderwareThis is what every Nerv man should wear.You see, it is made of stainless cotton, it has an internal sensor that detects slightest movement of the body and send out respective messages through the transmittor. It is even programmable. For example, you can program the underware to dial the Nokia8110ia to reach Rei when it detects a size change, of course you decide whether it should initiate the respond by an increase or decrease |
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The Nerv BraYou never know. When a mission is imminent, what holds back a Nerv man? So Nerv has designed this device for Nerv men's companions, it reminds these men their duties and in times of emergency, it releases the most repulsive odor to drive a Nerv man into his mission. In a pleasurable side, this device will also release an odor that neutralises the unpleasant odor once the mission is over. More info on Underwire and Bra, visit this Underwire and Bra FAQ page |
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The Nerv CondomAs a common Nerv man practice, we don't use these. But to prevent accidental Angels rebirth, and possible Angel infections, Nerv has gone into production again. This time, Customized for Nerv Men. (see that little red words on the instruction?)
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