[Ranma 1/2] Uta Koyomi image song (1990)
[3 gatsu] Yasashii, Ii Musume ni Narenai {[March] I Can't Become a Sweet, Nice Girl}
Singer: Tendou Akane * Hidaka Noriko
Lyricist: Ranma-teki Kagekidan Bungeibu
Composer/Arranger: Kawai Kenji
[ha! tsuyoi yo! he! ta! Ranma no baka!
ha! Strong! he! Strike! Idiot Ranma!]
honto ni antatte mattaku antatte
tonikaku antatte baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka baka baka]
Honestly, you! Really, you!
Anyway, you're an idiot, aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dummy dummy]
doo yuu tsumori na no dattara nan na no
eei! uttoushii baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka baka ba]
What you were planning to do?
Huh? You're a bothersome idiot aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dummy dum]
san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri go gatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anta ippen shinde koi!
March 3rd is Girl's (lit: Doll's) Day;
May 5th is Boy's (lit: Children's) Day.
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
Drop dead!
ue kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
shita kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
Even from above, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even from below, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy [my dum]
[??? ha! tsuyoi yo!
??? ha! Strong!]
urusai no yo antatte narenareshii antatte
nani yo! hajishirazu baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
Shut up you! You're being too friendly!
What? You're a shameless idiot, aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum
san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri akari o tsukemasho bonbori ni *
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anna hentai okotowari
March 3rd is Girl's Day; *
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
I'll reject a (sex-changing) pervert like him.
migi kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
hidari kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
Even from the right, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even from the left, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
yasashii, ii ko ni konya mo narenai kedo...
I can't become, even tonight, a nice, sweet girl, but ...
[datte, ???
Because ???]
san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri hatchi gatsu yooka wa FUJI TEREBI **
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
March 3rd is Girl's Day; August eighth is Fuji TV (Day). **
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
Well, excuse me for being clumsy!
yoko kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
tate kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
Even from side to side, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even top to bottom, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
[SANKYUU BEBII
Akane, soko made iwanakute mo
Thank you, baby!
Akane, you didn't need to say that.]
* First part of a song sung on Hinamatsuri by girls as they ornament a stand on which are placed lots dolls. Also there are bonbori, a kind of standing lantern at the top. The song goes something like, "Akari o tsukemasho bonbori ni, ohana o agemasho momo no hana. Go nin bayashi no fue taiko. Kyou ha tanoshii hinamatsuri."
** August 8 is "Fuji TV Day" since Fuji TV is channel 8 in Tokyo and its suburbs.
Translated by Robert J. Carragher
Revised May 13, 1994
［らんま1/2］歌暦イメージ・ソング(1991)
［３月］やさしい、いい娘になれない
歌：天道あかね★日高のり子
作詞：乱馬的歌劇団文芸部
作曲・編曲：川井憲次
ほんとにあんたって まったくあんたって
とにかくあんたって ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
どおゆうつもりなの だったらなんなの
ええい！ うっとうしい ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
３月３日はひなまつり ５月５日は子供の日
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
あんたいっぺん死んでこい！
上から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
下から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
うるさいのよあんたって なれなれしいあんたって
なによ！ はじ知らず ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
３月３日はひなまつり 灯りをつけましょぼんぼりに
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
あんな変態お断り
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左から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
やさしい、いい娘に 今夜もなれないけど…
３月３日はひなまつり ８月８日はフジテレビ
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
悪かったわね不器用で！
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縦から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば