Kristin: Um...I'm not exactly sure what to say about these things, so maybe it's better if I say nothing...

Yahiko: (snorts) YOU? Say nothing? Yeah, and deep down, Shishio was really a warm and friendly guy.

Kaoru: Yahiko! (thwacks him) Stop insulting our hostess!

Kenshin: (musing) Well, you could say he was warm de gozaru--

Kristin: (coughs) I was sort of trying to make an introduction here.

Sano: Yeah, come on. (mutters) I knew that 'say nothing' crap was too good to be true.

Kristin: (coughs more forcefully) ANYWAY. As I was about to explain, these don't necessarily have to be read in any particular order, though they're listed from oldest to newest, which is probably best. (pauses) I used to be able to claim they were entirely the product of my own madness, but... it seems that our resident Miburou-chan couldn't resist getting in on the carnage...

Miko: (happily) A killing spree without me? Masaka! *hearts*

Kristin: (sweatdrop) Um, yeah, and stuff. So. Here you have them, folks. Rurouni Kenshin, Episode Zero. Have fun getting ougied!

Contents:

"A Stormy Incident! The Sky Darkens During Finals Week"

"Happy Kristin! The Longed-for Tapes Arrive!"

"No Need for Worries! Baffling T-shirt Mystery Solved"

"A Visitation During Reading Period: Aoshi's Appearance!" (Kyoto Hen spoilers)

"A Bubble Bath and Naughtiness" (Revenge/post-Kyoto spoilers)

"Summoning the Wolves: Prelude to a Desperate Fight!" (Part 1 of 2, co-authored with Miko)

New! "Now is the Time to Awaken: The Genius Secret Agent Makes His Move!!" (Revenge spoilers)

New! "The Ultimate Episode Zero: Have the Authors Completely Lost It?!? (Revenge spoilers) (co-authored with Miko while under the influence of too much caffiene and extreme genkiness) ^_^;;;;;;