There are only a few pictures here at the moment.  Once I add more pictures, I'll be seperating this page into sections so that you, the faithful viewer, won't have to wait all that extra load-time for that special picture of me kicking ants or throwing up creamed corn.

This isn't really a "baby picture" per se, it's just probably the safest place to begin.  This is a picture of me most likely in junior high school (maybe 7th grade).  I lived in New Jersey at the time.  You can't see it here, but I was a fat little freak.  Like REAL fat.  Like there were maybe 4 guys fatter than me in the grade.  If I find a better "fat picture" I'll put it up here...
 
 

Here is me and my father when I lived in Louisiana (Baton Rouge).  This was my first "fishing trip" with my dad.  I don't remember a single thing about the trip, except for some flashbacks of what the resivoir looked like (there are a LOT of resivoirs in Louisiana).  The other thing I remember is that my mom made Hershey Kiss Cookies.  My dad thinks this picture is from 1977 which means I was about 2 or 3 years old.
 
 

This is me and my cool Aunt Connie (well, not REALLY my aunt, but my mom's best friend, but as close to me as a Real Aunt, that kind of deal).  We are feeding the already overfed pigeons in Jackson Square in New Orleans in front of some big statue or other.  Aunt Connie was the only person I knew who could actually catch those stupid birds.  I remember a lot about New Orleans- I'll visit there again some day...