WARNING -- POKEY MAY BE HAZARDOUS -- WARNING

Before going on to read Pokey the Penguin, a few words of warning: This comic strip quite possibly fell through a dimensional rift from some other space, which would explain why it appears horribly distorted to us. We are conditioned to particular configuration of spacetime, and any extradimensional material, such as Pokey, will just look plain wrong. Prolonged reading of Pokey may cause spontaneous decapitation. (refer to file footage of "the Chewbacca defense", if necessary).

You have been warned!

Pokey the Penguin