Please note that everyone is over-characterized!!

Dear Inuyasha,
SIT!! SIT!!!! Hahahaha ::evil-ness::
- Chibi Kikyo

Inuyasha: Grrrr....

(that wasn't a rip off answer at all...)

Dear Everyone,
Just a quick question. Can EVERYONE travel through the well, or just Kagome and Inu Yasha? Yes I know that Sota (or whoever) couldn't, but what about everyone else?????? By the way: Miroku...will you let me bear your child???? Ha ha ha just kiding!!! Thanks!
- Rachael!

Kagome: I think it's just-
Miroku: Oka- oh why? Why make such a cruel joke?
Kagome: hey, I was talking.
Miroku: Well I just got my heart crushed. be sad!
Kagome: grrrr.

Dear everybody,
Okay, I have an ACTUAL QUESTION!!! You people can smother me with funny/stupid/goofy/gay answers, but can I have at least one serious one? I go to a message board, and one of my IRL friends came. She made a bunch of friends pretty fast, but unfortunately, she made enemies with one member. Normally, that would be okay. BUT they got into an argument over something extremely trivial, and she beat him up. She finished with the speech, "Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess. Don't fool with the cool because the cool don't fool. Don't try to catch up, you'll just get another pounding." Then she walked away with a satisfied smile. (Okay, she didn't ACTUALLY do all this, but the fact that she would do it is what matters!) She's been my friend for four years, and I really don't like this cruel side to her!
~Sage

Kagome: I think you should confront her with your feelings, but in a non-agressive way. try and-
Sesshoumaru: like blah-blah-blah!
Kagome:?
Sesshoumaru: Like, aren't we forgetting the real point of this questhion here?
Kagome: I was just answering her question!
Sesshoumaru: like yeah, but that'th not important. Like, you so totally are missing the big problem here.
Inuyasha: problem?
Sesshoumaru: like yeah-uh! Who's the one giving them "gay" antherth?
Everyone: *stare*
Sesshoumaru: I thuthspect Sango, what about you?
Sango: Me!!??!
Sesshoumaru: Like, you are tho lesbo, girlfriend. A girl who fights with big bomerangs and has long black hair? That is like, so lesbian.
Sango; what are you talking about!??
Sesshoumaru: *whispering to Kagome* Thomeones in like, totally denial mode.
Kagome: somebody is, all right.
Kimiki: wow, that joke was really corny, I suck... I think the part of the questions where that girol says "Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess. Don't fool with the cool because the cool don't fool. Don't try to catch up, you'll just get another pounding." is hilarious enough anyways.
Sesshou: I thought that was like, pretty cool...
Kimiki: figures.

Dear Inu-Yasha:
UggGGhhHHhHh!!!! HOW COULD YOU?! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU PROTECTING KIKYOU?! I HAVE BEEN PRAYING SOMEONE WOULD KILL HER, (again...) AND THEN YOU GO AND SWEAR TO PROTECT HER, THERE BY RUINING MY MOOD AND, ANd..and poor Kagome, too...HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! ERRRrrggGggG...
-Kikyou hater

Kikyou: 'kikyou hater'? Who could hate the kikyou!?
Kimiki: uh...
Kikyou: what, 'uhh'?
Kimiki: You have about as many people hating you as people who thought Sesshoumaru was a girl when they first saw him.
Kikyou: Well that can't be too many. how many boys really look like girls?
Sesshoumaru: *arrives* Like, hi girlfriends! *Flips hair*
Kikyou: ge-ge-ge...
Sesshoumaru: Oh, I thee you're all caught up in my beauty. Don't worry, it happens to alot of people. I've even been told that I look like a demonic fabio! *tee hee*
Kikyou: waaaah! *deep depression* I hate myself! Nobody loves me!
Almost every IY Fan in the world: Here Kikyou, end our misery! *hands her a gun*
Kikyou: *takes the gun* *shoots Kagome*
Inuyasha: !!
Fans: *create a big angry mob and tear Kikyou apart with their bare hands*
Kikyou: nooooo! *crumble*
Kagome: Hello everybody!
Shippou: It's a ghost!
Kagome: Oh no, I left to get some ice creams! I didn't want to... mess up the...continuity... yeah, so I left a cardboard replica of myself here. Hey, who shot my replica? that was expensive!
Fans: Yay! *happily leave.*
Kikyou: *lying on the ground dead*
Inuyasha: Oh woe! *wahhh*
Kagome: Who wants ice cream!?
Inuyasha: oh kik... Ice cream? me! me!

Dear iNu YasHa gAnG-,
Hey Inu-Yasha....dang man when are you gonna get it on with Kagome? Get rid of your freaken ego problem and go out and get her! She's not gonna sit around waiting for you to staighten out! If I were Kagome I would forget about stupid unhorny unexciting Inu Yasha and go after Miroku cuz he could give me what i want. Yeeeeeah Baby!!! Oh and Sesshoumaru....i would like pair of Sesshoumaru's Cutie Guy Super Happy Comfy Undies. I have a friend who would like them. You two should meet sometime! Sango and Kagome...I can totally relate...guys suck. Especially uninteresting unhorny guys who have no balls. Have a nice day!
-OkOnOmiYaKi kYoChaN *gAnBaTTE kUdaSAi*

Inuyasha: What!!?? I'm exciting!
Kimiki: What!!?? Unhorny guys is a good thing!
Kagome: What!!?? Miroku is a perv!
Miroku: What!!?? Finally someone who understands me!!??
Sesshoumaru: Like, finally someone who like, finally understand the like, superior quality of my products.
Kimiki: *smack* you broke the monotny! Monotony! Yeah!
Sesshoumaru: spell much? Like, you need to spend less time watching like, tv.
Kimiki: It's summer-time, leave me alone. *wahh* I'm not funny today...

Dear Gang,
Kagome, who would you go out with? The super-duper-gay-girly-man-with-no-**** (I'll let your mind do the rest) Sessho-maru, or evil-monkey-man-with-sexy-eyes (Well I think so) Naraku? Or you can go out with the sex-craved perverted Miroku who loves to grab girls' asses. Choose one! And Inu-Yasha, can I give you a big bear hug? You look so huggable!!!!! Ehehe.
Okonomiyaki U-chan

Kagome: Boy, what a nice selection.
Sesshoumaru: Like du-uh, no kidding. Of course she has to like, choose me.
Kagome:?
Sesshoumaru: But I'm hot!
Kagome: No you aren't.
Kimiki: the first time I saw you I thought you were a woman.
Sesshoumaru: But dozens of screaming fluffy fans can't, like, be wrong!
Fans: Ahhhhh! We love you Sesshoumaru!
Kimiki: This is productive. Writers block!

Hello,
Inuyasha, I was just wondering....do you have a cold, wet nose like other dogs do?
Sango-chan

Inuyasha: Well I used to have a doggy nose, but then it mysteriously turned into a human nose recently...
Kimiki:*squeal* cuuuute!
Inuyasha:...
Kimiki: you said... doggy! *squeal*
Inuyasha: *covers ears* Shut up!
Kimiki:*squeal*
Iy:*club*
Kimiki*pass out*

HEY!
MIROKU ARE YOU EVER GOING TO ASK SANGO OUT, I MEAN COME ON MAN, HAVE SOME GUTS, SHOW SOME BRAVERY . OH YEAH AND ANOTHER THING INSTEAD OF BEING SO PERVERTED TRY TO GIVE YOUR MATE SOME FLOWERS AND BOXES OF CANDY. THIS ONE FOR INUYASHA,TRY BEING NICE TO KAGOME FOR ONCE OR SHE MIGHT JUST FOR IN LOVE WITH THAT HOJO GUY. YOU NEVER KNOW INYUCHAN ,LOL. HEY SESSHOUMARU WHEN WILL YOU EVER FIND YOUR TRUE MEANING FOR INUYASHA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HE IS YOUR BROTHER, BE NICE FOR A CHANGE.
SINCERELY, TINA AND NHUY :) LOVE YA

Inuyasha: ahhh! Type like a regular human being!
Kouga: Oh boo-hoo, does the big typy-wipy annoy poor doggy-woggy?
Inuyasha: I hate you! *lunge*
Miroku: *ahem* Anyways, I never thought of asking Sango out...
Sango: *sad* why? I mean... *apathetic*why.
Miroku: Because, I'm not interested in dating.
Everyone: errr.....
Miroku: I'm just interested in women.
Kagome: That's better.
Inuyasha: Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm really nice to Kagome, okay? Stop hounding me, stupid fans!
Kagome: Oh yeah, so nice.
Inuyasha: Shu tup you stupid brainless wench!
Kagome: Oh thank you, you have made my day with your kind remarks! My heart is a-flutter!
Kouga: Hey baby. If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is halloween, can I meet you between holidays?
Kagome: *in shock* Ehhh.. err... geh-geh...
Miroku: Hey that was a good pick up line! Is it patented or could I use it sometime?
Kouga: feel free, man.
Kagome: I feel violated!
Miroku: flowers?

hi!
i don't know if this had already been asked (i just found this site), but inu-yasha, why haven't you kissed kagome yet?
-Anonymous

Inuyasha: why... why would I have kissed her yet?
Kouga: Because she's beautifull and intelligent and smart and cool?
Miroku: And female?
Inuyasha: Where do you get all those qualities?
Kouga: Did you hear what I said, Kagome?
Kagome: I still think you're a perv.
Kouga: ohhhh....
Miroku: *psst* You might as well cop a feel, since they already think your a perv anyways
Kagome: *kill*

hullo
One day I feel that Inuyasha will die and become a spirit and I will steal Kagome. How do you like that?
-Princy

Inuyasha: Sounds fine to me. I'm dead, what do I care.
Kagome: *kick* Kimiki: Oh no... writer's block...
Kagome: You have alot of writer's block.
Kimiki: Yeah well... it's all Kikyou;s fault! That wretch!
Kikyou: eh?
Kagome: I know the feeling, Kimiki.
Kikyou: Oh yeah well I have cute shini-dama-chuu, so there! *naaah*
Kimiki: oh....

Dear Gang:
Does Inu-yasha have a problem with Kouga? Because I, frankly, think that Kagome and Kouga would look absolutely adorable! ^^ And Kouga is so much more nicer to her, and all Inu-yasha says is 'wench' this and 'idiot' that. He's just so rude! So do you have a problem with that Inuyasha? Hmm???
Kirara

Kouga: That's right, I deserve her!
Inuyasha: Back off you retard! Who want to date a pre-historic aerobics instructor like you anyways!?
Kouga: At least I'm nice!
Inuyasha: You suck!
Kimiki: *sniffle* Oh do! I hab wrider's blog already!
Inuyasha: What?
Kimiki: *cough* *sniffle* I said, I hab wrider's blog!*snif*
Kagome: what happened to you?
Kimiki: I hab a cold, ogay?!
Sesshoumaru: When I get colds, I like to curl ip un a nice aeromatheraputic bath, surrounded by lavender scented candles!
Kimiki: Well you're bore woban than be, then.
Sesshoumaru: What? Like, I can't understand you, girfriend!
Kimiki: I guess dat's better dat way. *sniff*
Sesshoumaru: huh?
Kimiki: Well I hab wriders blog, so I'b going to not wride adybore, if dat's ogay wid you.
Kagome: Ogay then.
De End

Dear Kagome:
Dear Kagome-chan: You are the most pretties, cutiest, bravest girl ever.
I'm desperately in love with you. With you please be my girl friend? You are such a great girl, and you deserve so much better than a half-breed dog-breathed F**ked up asshole like Inuyasha, who thinks he can control you're life. You deserve to be treated as a princess, not an object.

Love, Gevet

And oh, Inuyasha, just so you know, There are millions of guys like me lined up on Kagome's front porch waiting to be her love. Face it. You are so not boy friend material. This is one battle you can't win

Dear Inuyasha,
Ever considered going for a haircut?Or maybe styling your hair?? I seriously think your hair can be a total rats nest at times.You even had your very own girly guy hairstylist! 0_0(Guess who?)So like, what's stopping you? We only live once right?
Kitto-chan

Dear Miroku,
Did you learn to be a pervert during you childhood or were you just born one?
Kitto-chan

Dear Sesshoumaru:
Is it me...or do you really look like a woman? Is that intentional? o.o;
~The Green Rubber Ducky *quack!*

This is to Inuyasha,
In the mangas, why did you hug Kagome when she asked you did you hate her for looking so much like Kikyo . . . or at least that's what I think she said. Was it mabey because you like her! Or something else . . . . . .
Olivia-chan ^_~`

Dear Peoples:
I was wondering ... that time while Inu-Yasha was human and they were fighting the uh.. Priest/Monk/spider web/dude and he had his head in her lap and he was being all uh sweet? was that just from the posion or does Inu-chan actually have a thing for Kagome and is just in denial? I mean ... even if he doesn't he can just up an' tell 'er! I mean Hojo is much better lookin'! That and he's human. No dog ears and I bet he doesn't have doggie breath either.
--Evil Orange Crayon ^.~

Dear Miroku and Sango:
Do you guys love eachother? Why I ask: Miroku and Sango are ALWAYS together.
Sesshoumaru worshipper/Miroku lover: lisaferret

Dear gang ,(specifically Kagome,Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha):
How do you guys feel about fanfics with alternate pairings? eg.Sesshoumaru + Kagome ?
Kitto-chan.

Dear SesshouMaru:
Ever wonder if the reason Rin never talks might be because of you?
Miyaki-chan

Dear Gang:
What do you want for christmas?
Pandora 6

Sessh: Dolls are NOT for girls! I mean, I don't play with dolls...
Inu-Yasha: Why does mine have fuzzy pink pajamas on?
Sessh: Mr Sleepy Time Maru! * grabs the doll and gives Inu-Yasha another box*
Inu-Yasha: Mr Sleepy time Maru?
Sessh: Oh yeah, and I suppose you don't sleep with tiny plastic replicas of yourself.
Everyone: *blink*
Sessh: It gets cold and scary all alone in my big dark castle, okay?!
Kagome: Um... yeah...
Sessh: Oh wait, forget everything I just said. It's Rin's doll! Yeah, Rin sleeps with it! Not me, I'm a big kid.
Rin: I don't sleep with dolls. I stopped sleeping with dolls when I was 3.
Sessh: Ssssshhh! Kids these days... they uh... say the darndest things... *silence*...Ahh! *sesshoumaru grabs all his dolls and runs away*

Dear Gang:
How does Sessho-Maru keep his complexion and girlish figure?
Bingo-chan

Dear Gang:
does Sesshou Maru really like being such a sissy, he seriously needs macho classes from Inuyahsa.
Perlya

Dear gang:
I have a comment... I personally think Miroku and Kagome would make a cute couple... What do you think?
The other Akari

Dear Gang:
I think Inu Yasha would look a ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES better if he gelled his hair up and did the BOND-look-a-like thing..!
Spray

Dear gang:
Why is Sesshoumaru so ummm...........er...sissiyish......*sweatdrop*...but Inuyasha is so..so..so....so.....100% insensitive, arrogant, can't-be-bothered, super machofied jerk
Spray

Dear Gang:
Hey, Inu-Yasha, do you ever wash your hair? If yes, then how long does it take you? And do you use water only, or something more?
KSA

Dear Kagome:
If you had to choose between Buyo and Inu-Yasha, then which would you choose?
KSA

Dear Sango:
Will you marry me?!
KSA

Dear Gang:
Why does Kagome wear such short skirts? Does Inu-Yasha ever sneak a peek??
Lola

Inu-Yasha: *glare of death*
Miroku: Inu-Yasha wouldn't do that! That's my job!
Kagome: I feel the sudden urge to burn my clothes and take several showers...
Miroku: Would you like some company with that?
Kagome: Ah!
Inu-Yasha: *maim maim*
Miroku: Ahhh! I'm hideously disfigured! Now noone will want to bear my children!
Inu-Yasha: I don't see the big transformation from before you were mauled.
Viz: Before he felt the carress of your claws...
Inu-Yasha: What? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!
Miroku: Stop talking and mourn the loss of my handsomity!
SesshouMaru: Like, I can like totally help you out-uh! I recently got a do-it-yourself plastic surgery kit!
Kagome: that sounds kind of dangerous.
Sessh:Like, nahhh.
Miroku: Why did you need a plastic surgery kit for anyways?
Sessh: I got tiered at looking at Jaken's wrinkled old face, so I gave him a few face-lifts!
Miroku: Oh? Can I see?
Sessh: *awkward silence* Um, he's... busy... like...
Miroku: I'm not letting you at my face!!
Sessh: Nonsense! That was my first try! Besides, look at the face on the box! *holds up box, adorned with faces of male calvin klein models*
Miroku: Ya! Make me look like that!
Sessh: Kay!
(An hour later)
Miroku: Tadaaaa!
Inu-Yasha: Ahhhhh! Youkai! *lunge*
Miroku: It's meeee! *covers face*
Kagome: What's with the bandanges?
Miroku: Well, SesshouMaru says I have to keep these bandages on for a week untill all the scars heals.
Kagome: Oh...
Miroku: But I;ve always been a quick healer. *rip rip* How handsome am I, girls!
Sango:*runs to a bush and throws up*
Miroku: Uh oh! My scars haven't healed have they?
Kagome: Yes they have...*gives Miroku a mirror*
Miroku: Cheap! I look the same as before Inu-Yasha scratched me up!
SesshouMaru: I hear someone calling me... *run run run*
Miroku: Oh well. No loss. So why did Sango throw up?
Kagome: *blink*.... Maybe she had the stomach flu?
Sango: Hi!
Kimiki: I needed something dramatic.
Kagome: Oh, the places my skirt takes us...

Dear gang:
How come Kagome never calls her friends by their names?
Lola

Kagome: I kind of.... *cough*... forgot them...
Inu-Yasha: Your friends?
Kagome: grrr... no, my friend's names! Okay!?
Iy: How hard is Inu-Yasha!
Kagome:...
Iy: What?
Kagome: I have other friends you know! Across the well!
Iy: psh. like they matter.
Kagome: Like you matter!
Iy: *gasp* *tears up*
Kagome: Are you...crying?
Iy: No, I was cutting onions.
Kagome: What?
Kimiki: writers block!

Dear gang:
Whatever happened to Miroku's tanuki, anyway?
Lola

Miroku: I ate him.
Kimiki: Yuck!
Miroku: What? I wouldn't have resorted to sort of cannibalism if these people hadn't insisted on hazing me into the group by not feeding me for a few days!
Kimiki: hazing? when did that happen?
Miroku: *sob* Please, don't talk about it! I'm very traumatized!
Kagome: Oh! Poor Miroku!*consult consult*
Miroku:heh heh ehh *molest molest*
Kagome: Hey! You've pulled that trick before!
Miroku: Heheh. And it works every time.
Kagome: grrrrr.
Miroku: What does that say about your intelligence?
Kimiki: Wow, that's the way to get a girl into bed. call her stupid.
Miroku: Oops.

Dear gang:
Why don't you guys just kill Naraku and be DONE with it, already? If you all attacked at once, he wouldn't stand a chance!
Lola

Naraku: SHHHHH! Nosy intruder! That's our buisness! Don't listen to them! Hee hee!.
Kimiki: Hey, that's a good idea!
Miroku: Yeah, we should do that!
Naraku: no you shouldn't!
Kagome: yes we-
Naraku: no! It's a stupid idea!
Kagome: It's a stupid idea?
Naraku: stupid!
Kagome: Hahahahha. what a stupid idea. Hahahahah!
Naraku: hahahahahah!
*odd moment of silence while kagome and naraku laugh* *everyone else, completely confused, join in the laughing fit*
Dear gang:
Why does Naraku have such a weird/annoying laugh? Does he have laryngitis? He must be kuku...Wahahaha! I made a joke! Heehehe!*sweatdrop*
Akari

Inu-Yasha: Stupid modern term I don't understand... *growl*
Kagome: kuku is a term for insane.
IY, Miroku, Shippou and Sango: Ahhhhhhhh....
Naraku: I would answer your question personally but I... am... waiting for my nails to dry?.
Sesshou-Maru: You go girlfriend!
Kimiki: Just get over here!
Naraku: Noooo! I mean uh, No thankyou.
Kimiki:I get it now you;re scared of Kagome!
Naraku: Kukuku! No I'm not! Kukukuku! *sweat sweat*
Kagome: *walks over to Naraku* He's not scared...
Naraku: *panic panic* AHHHHH! *starts running away*
Kagome: Whaddaya know...
Inu-Yasha: we could use this...
Kimiki: No you can't! Next!

Dear gang:
Will Sesshomaru marry me? Or InuYasha!? Or even Miroku! I'm desperate! Come on! Pwwweeeeassse! Waaah!
Akari

Miroku: OKAY!
Kagome: Hold on a seconds, Miroku. You don't even know her.
Miroku: So? She's female, right?
Kimiki: *groan*
Sesshou-Maru: Tho thorry, but like I don't go that way, girlfriend sister mother child aardvark brother fiendish house! But jutht to make you feel like, better, I'll thing for you! Thome cool show-tunes, how about?
Kimiki: Aiiiiaaaa!
Iy: 'Aiia'? What the hell was that?
Kimiki: I was attempting to scream.
IY: are you sure because you sounded more like a rabid little chijuajua.
Kimiki: Shut up!
Sesshou-Maru: *singing* I'm thuper! thankth for athking!
Big Gay Al: Like, hey! I'm totally gonna thue your ath!
Sesshou: Ooo, hey hottie.
Big Gay Al: *tears off his Big Gay Al mask....* No! You cannot have the Mango!
Iy: What the hell is going on!? Who the hell is Mango and why is he slapping his ass like that?
Kimiki: Um... modern stuff....
Iy:(to kagome) remind me NEVER to go through that well.
Kagome: Oh don't worry. That's only North America, where Kimiki lives. In Japan, we have great teen idols like Kinky Kids!
Iy: Kinky....?
Kagome: *plays some Kinky kids on her stereo*
Iy & Kimiki: Oh! god! Make it stop! *cringe cringe*
Kimiki: I think it's about time for....

THE END!

Kagome: but this was my favorite part of the song!
Iy: darn.

Dear Gang:


If everyone would have to pair up with someone, who would it be?
~~The little lady

Inu-Yasha : 'Pair up'?
Kagome: She means like who would we go out with.
Inu-Yasha: Go out where?
Kagome: On a date?
Inu-Yasha Doi Da?
Kagome: Who would we marry, let's say.
Inu-Yasha: Could we get a divorce?
Kagome: how did you know what a divorce was but not what a date was?
Inu-Yasha: uh.....
Kagome: Anyways, no, no divorcing. You first, Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: *pauses*
Kagome: *flutters eyelashes*
Inu-Yasha: Do you have something in your eyes, whore!?
Kagome: Shut up and answer the question!!
Inu-Yasha: Bah! Miroku can go first!
Miroku: I'd pick Sango, she's got a thebiggest chest!
Sango: *hits Miroku over the head with her boomerang*
Miraku: Awg!
Sango: I'd pick... Shippou, because he's so cute and cuddly!
Inu-Yasha: Pedifile!
Sango: We wouldn't sleep together, you idiot!
Shippou: I'd marry this rock! *holds up a pink pebble*
Pebble: yay! *blush blush*
Seshoumaru: I'd pick Kagome because that would like totally piss Inu-Yasha off!
Inu-Yasha: Hey!
Sesshou: It's your turn!
Inu-Yasha: I love you Kagome! Marry me!
Kaogome: Okay! kissy Kissy!*kiss kiss*
Kimiki: Awww! You guys, get a room!
Inu-Yasha: Why are you making to little cloth dolls kiss?
Kimiki: Damn! Stupid defective Voodoo Dolls!
Kagome: Pick, Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha: I guess I'd pick you, because then I could force you to do things.
Kagome: Thanks.
Kimiki: What things?
Inu-Yasha: Don't make me hurt you.
Kimiki: eep!*run*
Inu-Yasha: Wait! Kagome hasnt picked yet!
Kimiki: *escape escape*


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