•
Don't be courteous; while your enemy is spending an hour introducing his or herself,
just blast them and steal any helpful weapons.
• Avoid Tokyo.
Try places like Seattle, Dublin, Rome, or Cleveland. (Also try Middletown,
NJ; it's boring here. ^^;;)
• Keep your master
plan to yourself. >_>
<_<
The walls have ears...
•
If you must tell your enemy your master plan, make sure it's during their wake.
The chances of your plan being foiled is less likely during this time
period, as there is no one ready yet to avenge their death and listen in on what
you have to say. It's also hard for dead people to hear. (Do be aware of
any ghosts, though.)
• -If you're a
henchman, make sure to give an expensive gift to your ruler every holiday.
This will make them less likely to kill you, as they would want more of
your expensive gifts.
• -If lacking funds,
be their lover (remember, love knows no gender or species), and don't cheat on
them. If faithful, you will have a long and happy (and possibly pleasing) life.
• If a glaive is
ever pointed at your face, just run like hell.
• Never find out
your enemy's real identity. If you do, you will most likely be killed by
your ruler, who will all of a sudden decide you're a failure that day (no, not
tomorrow, but about five minutes afterwards).
• Yes, time
travel is possible. If you screw up without dying, you have
many chances to try again and again (er, that is, until Sailor Pluto beats you up with
her giant key [never underestimate those thousand-year-old women]).
• Make sure to do
something that makes the script writers want to side with you. They really like
making fools out of villains by tricking them and letting the good guys succeed.
• -Never do anything hurtful
towards Kino Makoto (Sailor Jupiter). If you do, I will personally kill you.
• -Same thing applies with
Kaiou Michiru (Sailor Neptune). However, if you must kill her, at least make sure
you kill Ten'ou Haruka (Sailor Uranus), too, so that they can have a romantic scene
together.
• Never underestimate your
enemy because of their age. That kid may look two years old, but many powers may lie
within. o_o
• Never grab
Sailor Moon's hand.
• Don't apply that "quality
not quantity" junk when sending your monsters after your enemy. There is no harm in sending
twenty or thirty monster to attack your enemy.
• If it looks like you're
about to destroy your enemy and all hope is lost for them, beware! In about a minute
or less, they're gonna get powered up by a queen or a horse or the power of love.
• -Beware of rose petals that
appear from out of nowhere. That means the outer senshi have come to kick your ass.
• -Also beware of the sound
of fingers snapping. That means the Starlights have come to kick your ass even harder.
• -Always keep your guard up
when concerning teen idol pop groups; you never know when they might gender bend into
intergalatic superheroes. (e.g. Hanson) *
• -Don't touch anything that
begin with the words "Black hole..." *
• --Have no shame; when
"transforming" into your real self, rip off your clothing. Don't be subtle, you're a
villian for God's sake. * |
Yes, with the voices inside my head, Sailor Iron Mouse and
I came up with these nifty little tips that are a surefire way to global domination
and beyond. If you've been failing again and again at your attempts, check
our list to see if you've been doing the right things. Before you know it,
you'll be worshipped and no one will ever cut you off on the Parkway again.