Stupid Computers

 

"Tasuki-chan! How many times have I told you not to fry the computer even if it

does something really stupid!" Kourin screamed as she entered the living room and saw what used to be a perfectly good computer. Tasuki dropped his tessen (a fan that emits fire with a spell) and slowly looked up, " Sorry honey, I couldn’t help it, it really made me mad this time."

Kourin sighed, " Okay, what did it do this time?"

"Well, it ate this story I wrote about how great I think you are, is that good enough to be an excuse?" Tasuki whispered with his head down. "Oh, really? That’s like so sweet!" Kourin squealed. "Yay! So does that mean you are not mad at me anymore?" Tasuki asked as a smile came across his face.

" Of course I’m not mad at you anymore, how in the world can I ever get mad at you. But does punishing the computer mean you also had to fry my science project along with it?" Tasuki looked around the room, "What science project?" "That." Kourin replied while pointing to a pile of ashes on the floor. Tasuki’s face turned green, "Oh, that? Oops, I hope it wasn’t important."

Kourin sat on the floor looking sadly at the pile of ashes, "I wish it wasn’t, but it kind of is since it counted two test grades. Tasuki sat on the floor with her, and put one arm around her shoulder. He had the saddest puppy eyes, "I’m so sorry, is there anything I can do to make up for what I did?

Kourin smiled, "It’s okay, don’t worry about it, it’s not due until like next month or something, but the real problem here is the fact that you also fried my English research project I saved in the computer, and it’s kinda due tomorrow."

Tasuki looked like he was about to cry, "Man, I’m so stupid, I’m even more stupid than that computer I just fried." Kourin tries to cheer Tasuki up, "Oh, don’t say that, you are way smarter than I am, so you must be smarter than our dumb computer." "Hey, I know." Tasuki yelled happily, "You can just tell you English teacher that your stupid fiancee fried it."

Kourin thought about it for a minute, "No, I really don’t think that’s gonna work because I’ve only used that excuse like 200 times since you fried more than 20 computers last year." Tasuki laughed, "Ha, don’t worry I’ll go tell her." Kourin pulled away from him with a really strange look on her face, "Tell her what, that you are gonna fry her too if she doesn’t give me more time on my research project? Tasuki scratched his head innocently and smile at her, "Well, yeah!"

If Kourin was eating something, don’t be surprised if she spit it out, or choke on it or something like that. Kourin stood up looking mighty upset, "Tasuki, please promise me that you won’t go to my school and threaten my teacher, do you even remember the time when you beat up that dude who used to always pick on me in class." Tasuki got up and stood next to her, "Hey, that was different okay, I’m a man, and I can’t just sit there and watch my girl getting picked on by that pig." Kourin giggled, "I know you meant well Tasuki-chan, but you do remember how much trouble I got into, right?"

Tasuki embraced her, "Well, then there’s only one thing we can do now." Kourin looked up, "What’s that?" Tasuki had an "evil" smile on his face, and Kourin could see his fangs from where she’s standing. "You can call in sick tomorrow." Tasuki suggested. If Kourin had never met Tasuki she probably never thought she would say this, but she replied, "Okay, forge my brother’s signature again?" Tasuki leaned down and kissed Kourin’s forehead while he still has his arms wrapped around her, "Sure, anything for you my little princess!"

THE END