Standard disclaimers apply. Yoshihiro Togashi-sama owned these cute 
anime characters. So does Shueisha Inc. and Jump Comics. ‘The Memory 
Remains’ are sung by Metallica and I don’t think they would bother 
checking anime pages. So chances of getting sued by Metallica would be 
slimmer. Haha… anyway, I’m saving money to buy the Playstation Dual-
Shock joypad. Which is very cool and expensive. Haha.

Yaoi? maybe… see for yourself la… 

A short fanfic by ~> Bulma Briefs.

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			  Adult Channel Addiction


	Hiei jumped up and down. He was holding his katana in an odd way 
that it seems like he was holding an electric guitar. The music video on 
Kurama’s new TV set was awesome. It was scary and the music was somehow 
interesting to his ears. He jammed and rocked his head violently up, 
down, left, right, around…

	There was a knock on the door. It had been for a while though, but 
Hiei just ignored it. Hiei sang with the song. He had heard it a lot of 
times and knew the lines. "What I’ve felt what I‘ve known, turn the 
pages, turned to stone… behind the door should I open it for you!?!?!" 
he sang aloud, ignoring the knocking. But then, the knocking continued.

	"Hiei! You better open up this door before I ram it down!" ordered 
a very angry kitsune behind the door. Hiei stopped jumping and rock-and-
rolling. He grunted and walked over to the door, opening it.

	A topless Kurama was standing in front of it and was setting a 
death glare at those wonderful ruby eyes.

	"Hiei, look at you. You’re sweating like a pig!" sighed Kurama and 
closed the door behind him. "Kh," snorted Hiei and went back to the TV. 
"Kuso… the song’s finished," he cursed. "Since when did you like 
Metallica, Hiei?" asked Kurama, rummaging through his closet. 

	"What’s Metallica?" he asked, pushing Kurama’s arm up. "Metallica 
is the group who was singing just now. The Memory Remains. Hiei? what 
are you doing looking at my armpit?" inquired the redhead. "Em?" Hiei 
looked up at those emerald depths. "You don’t have armpit hair. But the 
guy just now has," he noted. 

	Kurama rolled his eyes and sighed. If he wasn’t so pissed off at 
Hiei, he might have laughed. "You’re disgusting," he pulled his hands 
back down. "Am I?" asked Hiei as he swung around, wrapping his arms 
around the redhead, licking Kurama’s stomach. Kurama paused at what he’s 
doing and wondered where did he learned that.

	"Did you watched the adult channel, Hiei?" asked Kurama. "What 
adult channel?" asked Hiei innocently. Kurama threw his arms in the air 
and grabbed the TV controller. He changed the channel and suddenly a 
scene where a guy was licking another guy’s dick appeared on the screen. 

	"Hey! Cool, I didn’t knew you have that on these boxes!" he said, 
pointing at the TV. "Oh, you mean you didn’t knew?" asked Kurama. Hiei 
shook his head. Kurama smirked and changed the channel. "Good, don’t 
have to watch it. You’re under aged," said Kurama, turning it to an 
anime channel.

	"Hah! I knew what channel was it and you can’t stop me, 
Muahahaha!" laughed Hiei and he grabbed the controller from Kurama. And 
start changing back the channel to the adult channel.

	Kurama took it back and they have a little fight, then Kurama 
finally decided to switch off the TV. Hiei frowned. "No fair!" he snorted 
and stepped on the window sill. "Hiei!" exclaimed Kurama. 
"What?" asked Hiei. "Where you going?" asked Kurama.

	"Kuwabara’s house. I wanna watch TV," he said and disappeared. 
Kurama bit his lips and called Kuwabara up.

	"Moshi-moshi, Kazuma ka?" 

	"Hai, Kazuma ni iru yo. What’s up, Kurama?" 

	"If Hiei comes to your house, don’t let him see your TV," 

	"Why?"

	"Just… just don’t. Keep him out of trouble, Okay?" 

	"Yeah sure,"

	"Doumo," said Kurama and hung up.

	Kuwabara frowned. :… What’s on TV that’s so important that Kurama 
won’t let Hiei watch it? …: he wondered and shrugged as he felt a youki 
in his room. "Hi Hiei. I was expecting you," said Kazuma, flipping 
through a ‘Car’ magazine.

	"Can I see yer TV?" asked the koorime, quite politely. "Umm… no," 
answered the carrot topped boy. "Oh, come on," said Hiei, walking to the 
TV set and switched on the TV. 

	"Well, Kurama told me not to. But, suit yourself. Just don’t watch 
the adul…," Kuwabara paused as he saw Hiei turning to the adult channel. 
"Hiei!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "Turn it off!" snapped Kuwabara and pressed 
the ‘power’ button so that the TV was switched off.

	Hiei pursed his lips. "You’re under aged," laughed Kuwabara. "Shut 
up. or I’ll fuck your giant ass until it bleeds," snorted Hiei. Kuwabara blinked at the foul statement Hiei was threatening him with. "Hey, if 
you wanna watch those, it’s fine with me. But just don’t watch it here, 
okay?" Kuwabara reasoned. "Why?" asked Hiei, his ruby eyes were somewhat 
twinkling, silently pleading the carrot top to let him watch TV. "Neesan 
would come in any minute and laugh at me. Anyway, go to Yuusuke’s house. 
I’m sure he’ll be glad to have you there," mumbled Kuwabara. Hiei 
shrugged and jumped out the window. 

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	Hiei was having an addiction. To Adult channels in TV. Kurama 
asked Koenma to help him deal with it. And Koenma agreed.

	"Kurama told me your problem," said Koenma. Hiei was having 
ringlets under his eyes. Some way, somehow he had managed to watch the 
adult channel for two days non stop. "I don’t have any problems," 
snorted Hiei.

	"Yes you do. Addiction to adult channel is no good," said Koenma, 
then he leaned closer. "You have Kurama," he whispered. Hiei gave Koenma 
a lopsided grin. "But, if you still watch the adult channel on TV. I can 
know. I have a lot of spies. And if I ever catch you watching adult 
channels again. I’ll tell Mukuro. She can ‘help’ you satisfy your 
‘needs’," threatened Koenma. 

	"Mukuro?" echoed Hiei, the image of Mukuro ‘helping’ him was 
nothing to be happy about. "Okay," he agreed instantly. "You can go," 
said Koenma. After Hiei was gone, Koenma nearly laughed himself to 
death.

	Kurama was watching ‘Akazukin Cha Cha’ when Hiei came in by the 
window. "Okaeri itoshii," greeted Kurama. Hiei blinked and looked at the 
screen. "Anime? You’re watching anime?" asked Hiei. Kurama nodded. "It’s 
healthier," he told the fire demon, hope he’ll understand the double 
meaning of it. Hiei rolled his eyes and snorted so loud that it was 
followed by laughs. 

	"What are you laughing at?" asked the redhead. "Nothing. Well, 
after two days of Adult Channel movies, I have to see my koibito 
watching anime?" enquired Hiei. Kurama turned and rolled his eyes. "You 
want to watch that so much, do you?" snarled Kurama playfully and 
tackled Hiei to the floor, entertaining him with an adult movie starring 
a koorime and a youko. 

Owari… ^_^

Just a short scribble. I hope no one looks weirdly at me. 

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