Standard Disclaimers apply. Yu Yu Hakusho characters, belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi and Shueisha inc. King Of Fighters characters, belongs to SNK. And New York, New York characters belong to Marimo Ragawa, Hakusensha, Tokyo. Dragonball characters, belongs to Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio. So, don’t sue me. I had write the disclaimers. Haha… A little crossover, but mostly on Kurama and Hiei. Yaoi, but nothing explicit… A fanfic by ~> Bulma Briefs ************************** A Fun Fair Party "No!" protested Kurama. Yuusuke looked around, everyone was looking towards them. Kurama was being too loud. "Em, Kurama, I think you’re too loud," whispered Yuusuke. Kurama ignored him and slammed the table. "Why him? Why don’t you yourself go and sit in the dunking booth?" snapped Kurama. Yuusuke and Kuwabara hadn’t seen Kurama this mad before. "Ok, gomen nasai Kurama," apologised Kuwabara. "I thought it would be funny to see that brat in a dunking…," Yuusuke dug his elbow deep into Kuwabara’s ribs. Keiko rushed towards them and put down the towel she was holding. "What’s wrong guys?" she asked, smiling. Kurama snorted and stood up, walking away. Keiko blinked confusedly, then gazed over to Yuusuke. "What did you do to hurt Kurama-san that much?" she gave Yuusuke an accusing look. "Hey, don’t look at me. Kuwabara did it," Yuusuke raised both of his hands. Keiko turned towards Kuwabara. "So, I said I was sorry," Kuwabara defended himself. Keiko sighed. Yuusuke told Keiko what had happened and Keiko gave Kuwabara an unpleasant smile. "Hiei is a nice guy, why would you want to do that to him?" asked Keiko. "He’s cute! That’s why! It would be nice to see him in a pool of Jell-O right?" insisted Kuwabara, laughing. Keiko shook her head and walked away taking other people’s order. It was nearly midnight. The gay club few doors away was closed. Normally by this time, it would be flooded by gays. So, Keiko’s ramen shop got a ‘few’ more customers as the gays hadn’t anywhere else to go except Keiko’s ramen shop. A cop came by, he placed his coat on the counter and sat there. Keiko was working alone. She didn’t mind as she know these gays as the type that won’t get into trouble if they don’t have to. She kind of trusted them. She smiled and handed the cop a rice-ball. "Komban wa, anything I could get you?" she asked. "Cold beer would be nice," said the cop. Keiko smiled as she remembered that Yuusuke insisted that she put some beers in the cooler when she thought that there’s no one in the world would drink beer with noodles. Later a guy came by the counter and gave the cop a quick kiss. Keiko came by with the beer and smiled oddly. She’d never thought that the handsome cop would be a gay. And another thing, he’s partner is very cute as well. A blond with a typical cute hair style. She heard the other guy called the cop by the name ‘Cain’ and the cute one was referred to as ‘Mel’. "Anything for you, Mel?" asked Keiko. "You know my name?" asked Mel, quite surprised. A sweet face was looking questioningly at Keiko. She can’t help herself smiling. "I have ears you know," and they giggled. "Ice water for him," said Cain. "But, can I have that one please," asked Mel. "No," answered Cain, sipping on his beer. "Please, only tonight," pleaded Mel. Keiko could see Mel’s hand slide up into Cain’s shirt. She was used to this type of treatment as she got around Kurama and Hiei too much. Cain sighed finally. "Ok, but give him the mild one girl," he told Keiko. Keiko smiled and nodded. Benimaru came by the counter with a new hair style. Keiko came back and gave Mel his drink looking oddly at Benimaru. "Ben-san? Is that you?" she asked. "Yeah, it is me alright! What do you think?" he asked Keiko, gesturing to his new hair style. Keiko chuckled. "It’s weird, but cool," commented Keiko and giggled. She looked back at Mel and Cain as they were kissing. :… Cute, couple …: she thought. But her thoughts were interrupted as the door chime rang softly as the door was opened. A familiar figure walked through it. "Ahh, Kurama-san, Hiei-kun!" she exclaimed. :… since when did my place turned into a guy club? …: she thought again and greeted them. "Ano… what do you want to drink?" asked Keiko. "Ice water for two, doumo Keiko-san," said Kurama. Cain looked beside him, another weird couple. "Look, they ordered ice water," he told Mel. Mel smiled at Kurama and Hiei. Hiei looked away but Kurama smiled back. "But you didn’t," said Mel, pulling Cain and gave him a sloppy kiss. Kurama smiled and looked around, then he called Keiko. "Since when did your ramen shop turn into a gay club?" he whispered questioningly at her as he realised that the place was flooded with gays. Keiko smiled and giggled. "He… hehe… don’t mind them, they’re all cute," she said, winking at Kurama. She turned away and gave Benimaru a bowl of noodle. "Hiei, can you come to the fun-fair tomorrow? We’re running a booth," told Kurama. "What booth?" asked Hiei. Keiko smiled as she passed by, knowing that Kurama had changed his mind about not letting Hiei being dunked. "A Jell-O booth," that was all Kurama told Hiei, he didn’t asked anymore. He nodded. Kurama gave him a kiss and sipped the cold tinkling ice water. Cain looked at them and called Keiko. "Hey gal, are those two brothers?" he asked, whispering to her. Keiko shook her head. "Gays?" asked Mel, about too loud. Cain shut him by pulling Mel’s head slamming it on his chest. He smiled at Keiko. Keiko nodded. "You sure? That boy looks no more than 14 years old!" exclaimed Cain softly. "He is older than you think. Trust me," said Keiko. Mel got up from Cain’s chest. "Sorry baby, you were too loud," and with that Cain gifted him with a soft warm kiss. Keiko pulled out her speaker and cleared her throat. "Ahem… Ahem… Everyone, can you please give me your attention please!!!" she exclaimed. "Hey, cut off the speaker! You’re hurting our ears," snapped a guy somewhere. Keiko smiled and put down her speaker. Her restaurant was quite silent now. "Tomorrow they would be a fun fair in the park nearby, everyone is invited! We’re going to have fun stuff like dunking booths, Fortune telling, shooting targets and all. Bring your ‘loved’ ones too!" she finished her announcement with a mischievous smile. Noises were heard around the restaurant after that. *********** Kurama came by early next morning to help them set the booths. "Sorry guys, were late," said Kurama. Kuwabara was happy to see that Kurama showed up. "Kurama, I am sorry," he started. Kurama raised a hand. "Never mind. What’s past is past," he told Kuwabara and pulled Hiei. "This is dunking boy," he said. Hiei was still wondering what the hell Kurama got in his tiny brain up there. "Dunking booth and Jell-O ready?" asked Kurama. Keiko nodded. "Will be in half an hour," she said. Kurama smiled. "Ok then, I will be going around checking the other booths, with the dunking boy," he giggled and went away with Hiei. He went first to the ‘Dragon-O-Cabin’. A girl named Bra and her brother Trunks were running it *got their name printed on the name tag they were wearing*. "What’s going on, girl?" asked Kurama. She gave Kurama a mischievous smile. "Heh heh… niichan, if you dare to enter… there will be an Egyptian queen inside (Bulma) guided by her strong guard (Vegeta). She will tell you your future. Dare you to enter! Only 100 yen per entry," she ended up, smiling longingly at Kurama. Trunks slapped her head. "Baka, that’s wrong! Kaasan is not an Egyptian queen! She’s a gypsy queen!" corrected her brother. "Argghh!! I need more practise," noted Bra, shrugging at Kurama. "I’ll come by later girl, but now I have to check all of you guys first!" with that Kurama moved on. He bumped into a woman with a high ponytail, walking in the arms of her man. "Gomen ne, I wasn’t looking," apologised Kurama. "Ch, stupid fox, never look where you going," snorted Hiei. Kurama smiled at the couple he had bumped into. "Do you guys have a booth here?" asked Kurama, they looked at each other. The woman giggled. "Hehe… well, yes. The booth’s name is KOF punching gallery," said the woman. Kurama looked into his file. "Mmm… Ahh, run by the King Of Fighters team right?" asked Kurama. Both of them nodded. "Sugee, I would love to come afterwards," said Kurama, ticking something in his file. "Mai! Andy! Come here! We can’t do this without you two!" shouted a guy. "Who’s that?" asked Hiei. "Well, I think that’s Kyo Kusanagi. He is the one who signed the KOF team up," said Kurama and walked on. Kurama stopped in front of a booth saying "Kissing booth". He looked at it for a while as he heard sobbing noises inside. A few moment later a guy came out of the tent and went in front of the booth, changing it’s name to ‘New York’s love potion’ he turned and saw Kurama. "Ah, you again. hehe…," he greeted Kurama. "Why change the booth’s name?" asked Kurama, scanning the file. "Wasn’t it suppose to be ‘New York’s Kissing Avenue’?" asked Kurama. "Err… well, Mel didn’t want to do the kissing," said Cain. "Oh, he’s the one crying inside?" asked Kurama. Cain smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Fortunately, I bought some of my granny’s love potion," he said with a grin. Kurama chuckled. Suddenly Mel came out, eyes still wet. "Baby," said Cain and gave Mel a kiss. "Anyway, good luck!" said Kurama ticking something and went on, smiling. "You like that?" asked Hiei. Kurama gave Hiei a puzzled look. "Like what, Hiei?" asked the redhead, looking around for booths. Hiei sighed. "That, showing affection to each other," said Hiei. Kurama shrugged. "Quite, but no one would do that to me," answered Kurama, flipping through some pages quite casually. "I did, a lot of times in fact," said Hiei, irritated. "Not in public though," said Kurama. "I thought you were the one that doesn’t want anyone knowing?" asked Hiei, gritting his teeth. "Ok, I don’t! I want you to do that," said Kurama looking at Hiei. Then he walked on. Hiei sighed and followed suit. After taking care of all the booths, Kurama and Hiei returned. "Hahaha… ready?" asked Kuwabara. The park was beginning to crowd itself with people. "Ok, Hiei get up there, please," said Kurama. Hiei sighed. "You are going to pay for this," said Hiei. "I will, tonight," with a wink from Kurama, Hiei was sent seated on top of a pool of rainbow coloured Jell-O. Lot’s of people had tried their luck on Hiei. But no one succeeded in doing so. Kuwabara was starting to laugh like hell when a boy actually spent nearly 1500 yen trying to dunk poor Hiei, claiming that Hiei was hunting him in his dreams. But, still no luck. Suddenly Mai and Andy came by. "Look Andy, the dunking booth is opened!" she exclaimed. Andy nodded. "You wanna try it, Mai?" asked Andy. Mai nodded and pulled Andy through the crowd. "Can I have the next throw?" asked Mai, giving Yuusuke 100 yen. Yuusuke nodded and gave Mai a ball. "Throw it to that red button there," said Yuusuke pointing at the red button below Hiei’s seat. Mai nodded and went back to Andy. "I’ve got a ball Andy," she showed him. Andy nodded. "Ganbatte ne, Mai," he said. Mai waited for her turn. Mai looked at her target. Kurama smiled. He knew this time, Hiei would be dunked. He had escaped dunking hell for about 50 over times now. And poor Hiei don’t know what will come to him either. Kurama felt a little guilty, but he was going to ‘pay’ Hiei afterwards. The prize money had went up to 3000 yen. She posed a few times and threw the ball. Bulls-eye. SPLATCH!!!! "ANDY! I did it! I did it!" she exclaimed, giving Andy a hug. Kuwabara laughed, together with Yuusuke and the others. "Omedetou, you won your self 3000 yen!" said Yuusuke, giving Mai her prize money and a packet of rainbow Jell-O. "And have fun with the Jell-O!" he said. "Thank you!" said Mai, and gave Yuusuke a kiss on the cheek. Hiei was ‘very’ anguish. It’s up to Kurama now to stop Hiei from blasting everyone into ashes with his Kokuryuuha. He got out from the dunking pool. With a super red face, everyone was quiet. Kurama went to him and hugged him. "Hiei, you were so cute!" he said. Hiei broke loose from Kurama. "I’m never going to speak to you ever again," said Hiei, preparing his Kokuryuuha. "Jia.. Ou… En…," Kurama hugged him again. "Please Hiei, this was all for the sake of fun!" he said, starting to kiss Hiei. Hiei stopped squirming. He put down his arm and let Kurama kiss him in public. "Next dunking boy is… Kuwabara!" said Yuusuke, changing the topic when everyone was focusing on the pair. "What?! ME!?" exclaimed Kuwabara. "NO!" he protested. But then he agreed. Hiei could do it, why can’t he? this is all just for fun anyway. Mai stopped in front of the Dragon-cabin. Bra rushed to greet them. "Welcome to the Dragon-cabin. If you go inside, there will be a gypsy queen with her body guard. She could tell your future… for only 100 yen that is… hehe," Trunks was standing beside the curtains. Mai looked at Andy. "Can we go in?" she asked. "Mochiroa," said Andy and took out 100 yen, giving it to Bra. Bra giggled and put the money in a box, exchanging it with a piece of paper. "Give this to my kaasan… I mean the gypsy queen," she corrected herself. Mai smiled and went in followed close by Andy. Bulma was smiling in front of her crystal ball. "Greetings," she began. Mai went over and sat in front of Bulma. "When is your birthday, dear?" asked Bulma, rubbing her hands over her crystal ball. Mai looked around and saw Vegeta. "Its a secret, come," Mai gestured Bulma to come forth. Mai went nearer to Bulma’s ear and whispered something. Bulma smiled. "Ahh… ok then…," she continued rubbing the crystal ball with her eyes closed. Suddenly Bulma sprang her eyes open. Her smile was wide. "You will win yourself something… and you will hate someone afterwards. But not for long. It will finally become your best day," Bulma told her in an odd voice. Vegeta was quite disturbed with that tone. "Honto ne? it sounds like an adventure," exclaimed Mai. Bulma nodded. "Doumo! Gypsy queen, mata ne," and with that Mai went out with Andy. Cain was busy promoting their love potions. A few boys came by and looked at it. "You sure this works?" asked a boy with thick glasses. "Em… yeah… it did with my granny though," said Cain jokingly. The boy laughed. "Anyway, here’s 100 yen. Have a good business!" and he went away, taking a tropical love potion. Mel looked at Cain and smiled. "Who you think he’d try it to?" asked Mel. Cain shrugged. "Anyway, that was supposed to be for Old women," then he laughed. "Cain! You’re mean," said Mel. Cain continued giggling as he talked to another customer. Kurama took Hiei away from the roaring crowd. "Well Hiei, how was it?" asked Kurama, sipping on a drink. "How was what?" he asked annoyingly. Practically still mad at Kurama and everyone as they had tricked him. "The Jell-O! What else?" said Kurama, giggling. "Yeah, laugh all you like," snorted Hiei. "Aw… Hiei, don’t be so childish. You are very cute then," said Kurama, placing an arm around Hiei enjoying the afternoon sun. "Nye nye nye… as if I am to blame," said Hiei. Kurama moved nearer to Hiei’s face and blew gently in his ears. This caused Hiei to turn his head. With that, Kurama caught Hiei’s slightly parted lips and start kissing sloppily at it. Hiei responded. :… not bad …: thought Kurama. Suddenly there were a pair of eyes watching them. Hiei stopped the kiss and looked at it. "What are you staring at?" he asked annoyingly at Benimaru who seems to be looking at them from the bushes. "Em? Nothing… actually I was finding a place to hide. There were girls everywhere fleeing after me, god help your poor child," said Benimaru, looking at the sky. Kurama smiled. "I thought you were surprised to see us," stated Kurama, running his hand back n forth on Hiei’s lap. "Surprise to see what?" asked Benimaru, rearranging his hair. "Well a boy and a boy kissing isn’t a normal sight," said Kurama, smiling sweetly. "Well, tell you what. I am one of you too. If not, I won’t be running away from girls," said Benimaru, turning his head to look at his back. Kurama shrugged. Benimaru felt that his hiding place had been discovered and wanted to shot off. "Well darlings, got to go," with that, Benimaru gave Kurama and Hiei a flying kiss and ran away as a swarm of girl chased after him. Kurama giggled and slid his hands into Hiei’s wet and sticky clothes. "You seriously need a bath," giggled Kurama. Hiei snorted. Keiko saw Hiei and Kurama. She and Shizuru ran after them. "Hiei! We were looking for you from just now! You have to take a bath," she said, handling Hiei a towel. Hiei frowned and looked at Kurama. "Since Kuwabara’s home is nearest, Shizuru-san will take you there," said Keiko and shoved Hiei. Hiei looked at Kurama. "Walk, kid," said Shizuru. Kurama was pushed by Keiko. "Go, follow him. He might blow Shizuru to bits," she joked. Kurama laughed. Kurama caught up with them. He put his hand on Hiei’s shoulder light and whispered in his ears. "Can I come?" he asked. Hiei frowned at Kurama. "You have to," he snorted. Kurama straightened up and looked at Shizuru. "What clothes are you going to let him wear?" he asked Shizuru. Shizuru gestured him nearer. "Kuwabara’s old clothes… shh… don’t tell him," she smiled. Kurama smiled, trying to hold his laugh. Hiei looked over his shoulder. What the hell are these monkeys trying to do? he wondered. No one was in the house. Hiei was pushed in the bathroom near the kitchen. Shizuru poured some tea out for Kurama and herself. "Are you sure that guy knows how to bathe?" asked Shizuru. "Why?" asked Kurama, sipping the warm tea. "I don’t hear any splash of water inside," she uttered. Kurama laughed. "Yeah, I think I’d check him out," he stood and went to the bathroom door. "Hiei, you okay inside there?" asked the smiling youko, knocking on it. No answer. Kurama turned the knob and pushed open the door. There Hiei was, still in that same wet sticky clothes crossing his legs on the bathroom counter. Beside the sink. "Took you long enough," he snorted. Kurama chuckled and went inside, locking the door behind him. "You didn’t tell me that you wanted me to bathe you," he said, starting to pull off Hiei's scarf. "Well, you didn’t ask," snorted Hiei. Kurama stopped and looked at Hiei. "What? If I don’t come and ask you, you are going to sit here until Inari-sama knows when?" asked Kurama. Hiei shrugged. "But I didn’t, I knew you’d come," answered the koorime. Kurama sighed, can’t think of anything to fight back. Hiei was making Kurama wet too in the shower. "Hiei, stand still. Don’t shake your head," complained Kurama. "Well, the soap is getting into my eyes!" he shouted. "It’s not a soap. It’s called Shampoo," said Kurama, lathering the shampoo in Hiei's hair. "Damn what the hell it’s called! It still hurts my eye!" he screamed. "Hiei, stop screaming. Shizuru-san is just outside. She might hear you," said Kurama. "Yeah, and she’ll think that you’re screaming," smiled Hiei. "I don’t sound like you," said Kurama. "Close your eyes," he continued. "No," answered Hiei. "I want to see," he gritted his teeth. "Okay, but don’t scream if it gets in your eyes," sighed Kurama. Hiei thought for a while. He’d better shut his eyes. After washing the whole of Hiei's body, Kurama stood up. Practically wet himself. He brushed off the wet hair which was plastered on his face and looked at the wet and naked koorime in front of him. "Open your eyes," Kurama said, turning to take the towel. Kurama came back to Hiei with the colourful towel and crouched. His ruby eyes still shut. Kurama frowned at the still koorime and went nearer. Breathing even, youki stable. :… Damn! He’s asleep! …: "Oi, wake up," sighed Kurama, drying Hiei's hair with the towel. Hiei’s eyes snapped open. "Finished?" he asked. Kurama nodded and wrapped Hiei in that big towel. He pushed Hiei out the bathroom. Shizuru nearly laughed at Hiei. Imagine a koorime wrapped only in a big towel, coming out of a bathroom. "You look like a 10 year old kid taking a bath, sound like one too," she teased, throwing one of Kuwabara’s old outfit at him. Kurama helped Hiei dress in a blue coloured hooded T-shirt and a short pants. Looks even more like a 10 year old. Hiei pointed at the graphic on the T-shirt. "It’s a picture of a fox," he told Kurama. Kurama nodded, and stood up. "Don’t bother going back to the park. They’ll close up in about half an hour," said Shizuru, puffing smoke at Hiei. "I can show you more smoke than that," snorted Hiei and showed Shizuru his warded arm. Black coloured smoke sipped out of it. "Sugoi, but next time," she pushed the cigarette bud in the ashtray and stood up. They all gathered in Kuwabara’s house after the fair. The organisers get 15% share of the profits. 20% of the profit goes to the town’s charity fund. 65% of the profit, will be the booth keepers money. Keiko smiled. "Ano… the total of our profit after the charity and their own profit, would be…," everyone smiled nervously. Hiei seemed not interested and wished he had been somewhere else other than this stuffy bedroom of Kuwabara’s. Why did Kurama always wanted to drag him over everywhere he went? Hiei sighed. He felt like Kurama’s dog. Ok, pet fox. :… Haha… : Hiei laughed mentally, remembering that picture on his T-shirt. Suddenly, there was a tickle on his left foot. He looked at his foot with the corner of his eye, travelling up the hand which was tickling him. And came eye to eye with a pair of brilliant emerald eyes. Hiei blinked. "Wah!! We got 345900 yen!" exclaimed Keiko. Kurama turned to look at them. Shizuru laughed. "And split it among 10 person, it’ll be 34590 yen, thank you," she joked. Keiko gave 34590 yen to Yuusuke and Kuwabara who were practically oozing over the money. Botan, Koenma, Shizuru, Yukina and Atsuko too gets the share of profit. Atsuko laughed. "Money," she uttered, giggling over it. Keiko put aside her share and turned to give Kurama his. "Ano Kurama, this is yours…," she said and crawled over to Hiei. "Here, this is yours," she said, giving Hiei the money. Hiei raised his eye brows. "Give it to Kurama," he uttered, closing his eyes. Keiko shrugged and handled it to Kurama. "Umm… Kurama, can we split that?" asked Kuwabara. "I did say Kurama’s name only, right?" Hiei snarled. Kuwabara curled his lips. "Ch, stupid shrimp is so stingy," snorted Kuwabara. Later, Kurama walked home with Hiei nearby flitting from tree to tree. When Kurama reached the front door. Hiei was standing beside him. He wanted to ask Hiei if he wanted to come in, but decided against it. He’ll open the door. If he walks in with him, it means he’s staying. If not… Kurama opened the door and glanced at Hiei, he walked in. Kurama jumped inside his heart. Suddenly the light was switched on. "Shuu-chan… how was the fair?" asked Shiori. A lively smile was on her face. Kurama looked at Hiei, he didn’t seem to mind. "It was great Kaasan, we go a lot of profit. I’ll take you to lunch tomorrow, ok?" asked Kurama. Shiori smiled and nodded. "Komban wa, Hiei-kun. Are you staying the night over? I’ll cook breakfast for you too, tomorrow," said Shiori. Hiei just nodded and smiled microscopically. "Yoshi, Oyasuminasai musuko," she said and went to her room. Kurama turned to Hiei. "You’re still here," he uttered. Hiei snorted. "You have to pay, remember?" he answered. The tone wasn’t really that harsh and made Kurama smile. "Then, come… I’ll pay you… botchan," said Kurama, opened the door to his bedroom. "Stop calling me that!" snorted Hiei. Kurama shrugged, locked the door and pushed Hiei on the futon. "Itoshii… ai shiteru…," a soft voice uttered in the dark as rustles of the leaves outside accompany the cold night. Owari… ^_^ Hahaha… another fic. I wrote this halfway two months ago and practically forgotten about it. Found it somewhere in the comp with a hell lot of time. Guess better write the rest of it. Death Threats and Critics welcomed! Character guide:- Yu Yu Hakusho = as if you don’t know them! King Of Fighters = Benimaru Nikaido, Mai Shiranui, Andy Bogard, Kyo Kusanagi. Dragonball = Bra, Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma. New York New York = Mel Fredericks, Cain Walker. Bulma Briefs bulma_v_briefs@hotmail.com UIN#13254597 https://members.tripod.com/~Bulma_Briefs/manga_mansion.html