Standard disclaimers apply to this fic also. Yoshihiro Togashi-sama is 
responsible for the cute creatures of Yu* Yu* Hakusho. I, on the other 
hand is responsible for this storyline. Just a small short fic, enjoy!

A fanfic by ~> Bulma Briefs  

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			    School Carnival


	"I’ll kick your ass… yeah… eat this you jerk!" shouted Yuusuke as 
his hands moved and tapped roughly on the game board. He was playing a 
game in the open air video game centre at Kurama’s school carnival with 
Kuwabara when a couple more of his friends entered the place. Botan and 
Keiko looked around the place and frowned. "Yuusuke what are you doing 
here? You made us wait at the dunking booth for thirty minutes!" shouted 
Keiko, pulling Yuusuke’s ears. 

	"Keiko! Keiko cut it out! It hurts! Itai!" shouted Yuusuke. 
Kuwabara gave him a slap on the back. "Ganbatte!" he said and went out. 
"Oi, Kuwabara! You can’t leave me he alone here! Oi, come back!" shouted 
Yuusuke as Kuwabara disappeared out the centre. "No one’s coming to save 
you now," said Keiko, pulling Yuusuke away from the game centre.

	I saw it all. From above the tree. I sometimes enjoy looking at my 
stupid alleys getting controlled by stupid ningen women who merely has 
one tenth of their strength. I am sometime amused, by the ningen woman 
who could control the biggest Makai lord around like a dog.

	Then I saw it. My sister, hand in hand with that big oaf running 
around the place. Stopping at one game after another. I had began to 
trust the big oaf with my sister, though I would never admit it. From 
what I observe, he’s very protective and two guardians are always better 
than one. 

	Meiow High School was having a carnival. I was practically forced 
to come. Dressing like a total ningen jerk. I looked down at myself and 
observed what had Kurama put on me. A pair of snickers, okay that’s 
cool. I tugged my jeans a bit and revealed a pair of white socks. Cute. 
A pair of black baggy jeans which made me look like a slob. Cool. And a 
Kurama size checked shirt. Cool.  

 	I was here about a few hours ago. I had eaten most of the food 
here. *Burp* Some of it was really good and some… let’s just say that 
the Makai food tastes better. Kurama had supplied me with two books of 
tickets which I have to use instead of money. I had spent lavishly on it 
since Kurama was busy with ‘helping’ his teacher.

	I looked around more and stopped my gaze at a certain redhead 
who’s happened to be flirting endlessly with stupid young ningen girls. 
I rolled my eyes irritatingly and jumped down the tree. I headed their 
way and Kurama greeted me when he saw me coming.

	"Oh… your little brother, Minamino-san?" asked a girl with a 
squeaky high voice. Damn her to hell and back. Do I really look that 
small? 

	Kurama shook his head. "This is my personal secretary," said 
Kurama. "Ohh… you have a cute one there," commented another ningen 
woman. "Kawaii!!," commented another one. Secretary? What’s a secretary? 
Hey I’m lost here! someone help me!!! 

	I got fed up with Kurama and co. that I decided to leave them. You 
know, before one of them tried to pinch me on the cheek and I’ll 
definitely end up swirling my Kokuryuuha around. Surprisingly, the fox 
decided to tag along with me instead. "Thought you were having fun," I 
told him off, sarcasm was in my tone. "Ano Hiei," he put a sensuous arm 
around me, I could obviously see that he’s trying to coax me with his 
own seductive way.

	Sometimes I feel like screaming my heart out for this fox but 
sometimes I feel so scared. Scared that somehow, someday, he would leave 
me after destroying the barrier I had spend most of my life building it. 
But I am assured so many times by him that he won’t. Not that I don’t 
trust him, I trust him fully with my own soul but…  Anyway, I’m cute 
ain’t I? Okay, I don’t like to be referred to as cute but that’s what 
everyone keep saying when they saw me for the first time. Was it a 
compliment or a word stating that I’m weak?

	Macho. That was one word that I learned from a thing called TV. It 
said that when you have muscles, you’re macho. I had once told Kurama 
that I’m macho and he had laugh his head off. Boy was I really pissed 
off at him at that time. Was I wrong? Hiei and macho does belong in the 
same sentence… right? Haha. I mused myself.

	Then, as we walked in front of a loud speaker, I heard it said. 
"Attention to the boy with black spiky hair wearing a checked shirt!" it 
shouted. I looked around and it seemed like everyone was looking my way 
now. So I think it really was calling for me.

	I turned and looked at Kurama, smiling as always. Then I glance 
over at the place where a girl in a Red Indian costume, holding a 
microphone smiling at me. When she was sure she got my attention, she 
gestured me to go over to her. I turned and looked at Kurama again for 
support, but he just pushed me to the booth where music was blasting 
loudly from just now. I was having a hard time not to just blast those 
annoying speakers to oblivion.

	When I reached the booth, she smiled at me and shoved the 
microphone right on my face. I thought she was going to shove it right 
into my nostrils. "What’s your name?" she asked me. I jerked back a 
little and frowned. "Hiei," I answered short. I looked around nervously 
and saw eyes hovering over me. Boy did I feel like calling Kokuryuuha.

	"Well Hiei-kun, Omedetou. You caught my attention and here’s a 
gift for you," she handed me a parcel. I could hear her mates in the 
same costumes uttering the word ‘kawaii’ over and over again at me. "How 
old are you, Hiei-kun?" the girl asked me. "Sixteen," I told her, 
remembering how old Shuuichi Minamino was. Two more girls appeared and 
smiled at me. I uttered a small thank you and turned around. Then 
someone asked Kurama who was conveniently standing behind me. 

	"Who’s he, Minamino-san?" she asked Kurama. Kurama smiled flirting 
with them secretly and uttered the words that I thought he would only 
say it if he was crazy. "He’s my boyfriend," he told them, almost in a 
joking manner. Those girl laughed and Kurama waved goodbye at them as he 
put a hand on my shoulder and walked away with me.

	"You’re one crazy fox," I told him right in the face. He laughed 
and pinched my cheek.

	I gritted my teeth and bit my lips. 

 	Then Kurama pointed at a hut. It writes ‘HORROR HOUSE - ENTER AT 
YOUR OWN RISK AND GET SCARED HALF WAY TO HELL BY SPECIALLY TRAINED 
GHOSTS’ I frowned at the notice and mocked. Kurama was surprised 
that I was actually laughing at something. I could see it in his eyes.

 	"Dooshite Hiei?" he asked me. I pointed at the horror house and 
pulled him to it. 

 	There’s a girl dressed all in black at the counter by the door, 
she’s wearing a weird kind of hat that was big and it’s tall slim tip 
were sharp. There was something written on the counter.

 	*2 TICKET’S PER ENTRY* 

 	Kurama took out four tickets and handed it to the girl. She was 
smiling and was giggling slightly. "You guys would have to wait until 
the last group comes out," she told us, tearing the tickets into half. 
Kurama nodded and looked at her, slightly chuckling. "Ano, Ichigami-san… 
dressing as a witch are you?" Kurama commented, smiling at the girl. I 
blinked at her and she smiled at me.

 	She nodded at Kurama’s comment and turned back her attention to 
me. "Your brother?" she asked. Now I really felt like killing for fun, 
she looks good enough to be fed to the hungry youkai dogs in Makai.

 	Kurama shook his head and smiled broader. "This…," he put both of 
his hands on my shoulder. "… is my boyfriend," he uttered the phrase for 
the second time this day. I looked at him awkwardly, he was having this 
goofy grin that I think the girl would think that he was only joking. 
The girl widened her eyes. "Honto ka na?" she giggled. "Kawaii," she 
said and turned around as there was a shout from the other side saying, 
"Ready Mai!".

 	"Yoshi!" she shouted back and reached for the knob on the door. 
"Enter your worst nightmare," she giggled.

 	Kurama looked at me and I gave him a frown. He smiled and pushed 
me through a black curtain. 

 	There was an odd sound in the dark place. Sounded like hungry 
youkais walking around. OOOO… Oooo….

 	"Oi Kurama, it’s dark in here," I commented as I walked through 
the dark alley. I flicked my fingers and a small light shone the place 
slightly. "Hiei, turn it off. You’re spoiling all the fun," hushed 
Kurama, extinguishing the small flame I was producing. Suddenly from 
nowhere, there was this white bag flying over me. "Wow," Kurama said, 
holding my shoulders tighter. He’s actually scared of these? I amused 
myself with this fact. "What was that?" I asked casually. 

 	Even in the dark, I could see that Kurama gave me a ‘don’t-be-
dumb’ look. I nearly laughed. I let out a small chuckled and resume our 
walking. 

 	When we stop, I felt something. Someone was touching me. I looked 
around in the dark. It felt cold and it’s running up my thighs to my 
sides. "Kurama, you touching me?" I asked. "No," was the reply. I 
gulped. I can’t believe that I was actually scared. 

 	I reached for the hand that was touching me and felt it. It was 
rough and hairy. I blinked in the dark and bit my lips. I took another 
step and the hand was gone. I reached for Kurama’s hand and pulled him, 
walking faster. 

 	As I was concentrating on walking our way out, suddenly there was 
something jumping out from above us, landing right in front of me. 

 	"WAAAAAH!!!" it shouted. Then there were these shouting and 
screaming which I winced at. Kurama, hearing those screaming, too joined 
and shouted his head off. There was no one behind us and those noise 
made my head spin. "Stop it!" I shouted and walked past it.

 	We walked past a dimly lit room and we peeped inside. There was 
this ugly rotten ningen inside. I was surprised at first, but my sensed 
came back to me. If it was really a rotten ningen it might smell like 
Makai cesspool from a mile away.

 	Kurama, by now was cramping my arms so tight that I started to 
think that it was going to be squeezed out of shape. I reached behind me 
and rubbed his ass soothingly. "You’re scared," I teased him. "Iya, 
Hiei. I am not!" he insisted. I shrugged and smiled. 

 	These ningens made my fox so scared that they deserve a good pay. 
I thought evilly and a plan came running into my mind. 

 	After a few shouts and when I knew that this was the last scare, I 
smiled in the dark. I turned to Kurama and put a finger on my mouth. He 
looked at me in puzzlement in the dark. 

 	I took off my jacket and handed it to Kurama. He took it with 
puzzlement, wondering what I had in my brain. I pulled off the band that 
covered my Jagan. It opened up and flickered slightly in the dark, 
lighting my face. Then the last ‘ghost’ came towards us. I started to 
channel my youki to the Jagan and it glowed luminously in the dark. 
Concentrating to transform myself into majin form, I turned green and 
eyes started to appear from all over my body.  

 	The so-called ‘ghost’ was staring at me, obviously panicked. "Hey, 
I… I don’t remember a g…ghost like you w…with us," he uttered 
frighteningly. If I had no will power, I would have laughed at his face. 
It was red. My Jagan shows it all. He was pouring with fear. His reiki 
was scattered in a mess, desperately trying to run but obviously his 
muscles didn’t work as his mind wanted to.

 	I opened my arms and jumped at him. That does it. He fainted. I 
blinked at him and turned back to Kurama. The redhead was clapping his 
hands. "Hahaha… Omoshiroi!" he chuckled. I smiled and turned back to 
normal, getting into my jacket.

 	We headed for the door, laughing. A boy attired in a dracula 
costume opened the door and smiled. "How was it?" he asked us. Kurama 
nodded and laughed. "Ureshii!" he told the dracula boy.

 	"Why did you do that for?" asked Kurama, still not over the laugh 
yet. "Well, they did such a good job scaring you that I thought they 
should be paid," I told the fox with a sly smile on my face. Kurama 
blinked. "I wasn’t scared," he told me. "Yeah right," I snorted, turning 
around, a smile still on my face. 

 	Kurama snorted too and caught up with me. I saw a booth selling 
ice cream and pointed at it. "I want sweet snow," I told the kitsune 
casually. He chuckled and pulled me to it.

 	
"Two popsicles please," Kurama said to the boy holding a bell in his 
hand. He nodded and opened the chest where he hid all his ice creams. I 
felt a slight breeze of cold stung me and shivered for fun. We turned 
around and walked away after Kurama paid for it. He handed me one of the 
popsicles he was holding and started to unwrap his own. 

 	I did the same and shoved the cold confectionery into my mouth. It 
melted slightly and I smiled. 

 	Then there was this ugly noise. I looked around and saw that 
everyone was looking in one direction, I turned to whatever they were 
looking at and widened my eyes. No wonder it sounded familiar. Kuwabara 
was singing!

 	There was a singing competition and Kuwabara thought that it might 
be a good idea to try it. I and Kurama stared in fear at him and Kurama 
spoke. "I didn’t think he would dare to sing it in the open like this," 
he uttered softly. Then Yuusuke came, bumping into us. "Wow, look at 
that," he said, pointing at a very emotionalised singing Kuwabara. 
Kurama nodded. "Whatever song he is singing? I’ve never heard it 
before," pondered Yuusuke aloud. "It’s a song that he created himself 
for Yukina-chan, I heard him sang it before," informed Kurama.

 	I and Yuusuke shook our heads and walked away. I sighed when 
Kuwabara was ending his song. "YUUKINA-CHAAAAAAAAAAN," he sang his heart 
out. There were these odd sounds that proves to the crowd that Kuwabara 
was a lousy singer. But Yukina ran to Kuwabara and smiled. "That was 
sweet, Kazuma-san. Doumo," she thanked him. I shook my head and walked 
over to the other side, avoiding the big oaf.

 	I walked around with Kurama and I saw a sign. 

 	*BODY MASSSAGE - 1 TICKET PERHEAD* I flexed my muscles and it did 
felt a bit crammed. I started to walk that way when Kurama stopped me. 
He bent down and pointed at the massage booth.

 	"Can you see that girl?" he asked me, I focused my sight to the 
tip of his slender finger, secretly admiring how nice it looked. "Un," I 
nodded once when I saw a girl, dressed only in a towel massaging a guy.

 	"She’s a sex maniac," Kurama told me. "So?" I asked, nonchalantly. 
"So… I won’t want my koorime to be touched all over by a girl who I 
don’t know," said Kurama, pulling me away. 

 	I followed but frowned. "Sou ka? Then you promise me that you 
would give me a massage afterwards," said Hiei, making a deal. 
"Mochiron!" he agreed and looked at his watch. From the look on his 
face, I know that it was time to go back. 

 	"We promised the others to wait at the gate in 2 minutes time," 
Kurama announced. I nodded and followed him to his school gate. There, a 
few giggling girls were smiling at us, or was it Kurama. I don’t know. 

 	In a few moments, Kuwabara, Yukina, Keiko, Yuusuke, Shizuru, 
Atsuko, Botan and Koenma reached the gate and we all walked home.

 	My eyes were forced to sleep when Kurama took a long time eating 
dinner. I rolled over and tightened my legs around the big pillow and 
sunk deeper in the head pillow, breathing in the faint scent of Kurama 
and me. I stretched my hand out, patting, looking for the covers. When I 
found it, I pulled it up myself and was back asleep in no time. 

 	I was taken out of slumber-land with a soft tap on my shoulder. I 
cracked opened my eyes, but it was still hidden in the pillow.

 	"Hiei," called the soft voice. I grumbled something incoherent and 
tried to walk my way back to slumber when Kurama pulled off the covers 
and the big pillow that was between my legs away. "Oi," I protested 
sleepily and straightened up, blinking. Soothing out my bearings.

 	I frowned and blinked again as I realise that the fox was only 
wrapped in a towel. His hair was brushed in a way that it covered one of 
his eyes. He sat beside me and smiled sensuously. There, he’d done it. 
My throbbing friend was alive.

 	He started to put a hand on me and squeezed the muscles there 
gently. "Whatcha doing?" my voice hazy. "You said you wanted a massage. 
Here I am, dressed as a massage-girl trying to fulfil your wish," Kurama 
told me flatly.

 	I frowned deeper as Kurama’s hand went down to my lower abdomens. 
"But why dress like a massage-girl? What does a massage boy wear?" I 
frowned, curious. The youko stood up and smiled. "This," he said and 
flicked the towel’s edge, causing it to drop on the floor. 

 	I look back up and found a naked youko standing in front of me. I 
smirked, I could feel my body getting very warmed up. "Ii," I told the 
youko and pulled him to bed and reached for the covers, sliding it on 
top of us both.

Owari… ^_^

A carnival was held in my school and a few interesting things happened. 
I felt that it was something funny and I added the YYH family to it. 
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