Final Fantasy VII Parody

It’s the final showdown between them at the Lifestream, Cloud and Sephiroth. They take their fighting stance, raises their weapon and wait for the final moment to strike each other down. The sense of tension and excitement is as cheesy as the gun duels in classical Western movies go.

Sephiroth :" Okie, you blondie spiky punk, any last word?"

Cloud:" You white-A@%#!!!! Wait till my Ultima swipes you to Saturn"

Sephiroth cackles :" Ohahahahahahahaha, you pathetic Mako reject is gonna take down the mighty Sephiroth? the idol of many women? Don’t try to make me laugh My A$#%@# off"

Cloud:"I have one last question before I carve your carcass up. Why…oh….why…oh………...why did you take my childhood, my town away...why….(sniffs)..Give it back to me (sniffs more)"

Sephiroth annoyed :"Wuss, I can’t do that. I gave it away as a birthday present to my boss’s kid. So what if I don’t have any scrap worth of money to buy the kiss up thing and took your Lego set instead. Face the hard fact like a MAN, dude!"

Cloud shrieked:"BUT IT’S MY LEGO SET….MY VERY OWN NIBELHEIM LEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOO SET….WAHHHHH….WAHHHHH(tears flying everywhere)…YOU F@%@% WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sephiroth:"Sonny, if that’s how you feel, so be it"

"ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cloud charges "DIE!DIE!DIE!"

This is what really happened in the North Cave when Cloud is sucked in for the final battle, his personal LEGO feud.