Ivory Creation

Hanamichi was the ivory creation of a brilliant artist named Kaede Rukawa, who lived in Japan. He hated and abhorred women and promised himself that he would never wed with any one of them.

Angel: *shoved a microphone in front of Rukawa* Why is that?

Rukawa: ... Go away! You're a girl! Hate girls.

Woman 1: *leering* Kaede, want some of these? *Wink* *lift skirt*

Woman 2: Ain't he cute... *Purse lips in a kissy manner*

Rukawa: ... *looks at them with apathy* *The word BORING clearly written on his forehead*

Angel: *nod* *nod* Explains...

Perhaps in trying to create a perfect human, Rukawa sculpted a work of art. If only man could create his other half just by doing so.

The statue he created looked very much alive and he perfected it each and every day until there was nothing left to perfect.

Rukawa: I think the nose is a bit crooked!

Angel: I think it's perfect.

Rukawa: Iie, it's crooked. *Move to a different angle* and it's kind of flat from where I'm standing.

Angel: Don't be fussy! I said it's perfect! So, shut up already!! *ehem* *ehem* Where was I? Oh, yeah...

The statue was beautiful and Rukawa gradually and silently fell in love with it. The thing was, it wasn't a statue of a woman but a young man instead. Rukawa didn't seem to mind though, since he hated women.

Rukawa: It's still beautiful! *Snorts* and the nose is still cr..oormfff!

Angel: he he he *sweat drop*

Rukawa began to realize how lonely he was when his kisses and caresses where not returned from the inanimate object. He was terribly sad and tried to pretend very hard that his creation was alive.

Rukawa: Move dammit!! *Shakes the statue*

Angel: Baka!! Don't do that!!

Lord Kogure (aka Eros, the God of desire & sexual passion = Cupid ^^) was very much impressed by this original and devoted love and decided to make Rukawa's wish come true.

Kogure: Desire and sexual? *Sweat drop*

Mitsui: *grins* I think you're sexy Min-kun *looks at Kogure dreamily*

Kogure: *blushes* Anou...

Angel: Hey!!! You're not supposed to butt in! *Kicks Mitsui out of the picture*

At a festival honoring Lord Kogure, Rukawa asked the God of Love if he might assist him in finding a life partner like his statue, but Lord Kogure knew what he really wanted. He acknowledged Rukawa's prayer and thus grant Rukawa his wish.

Rukawa: well, he better or else I'll climb mount Olympus and hunt him down!!

Kogure: *more sweat drops* This isn't how the story goes.

When Rukawa returned to his home, he walked over to touch his statue and discovered that it was warm to the touch. So he kissed it, and it's lips became soft. His creation was coming to life before his eyes!

Hana: *pushes Rukawa away* For kami-sama, stop smooching me already!!

Rukawa: Nani!!? I created you!!

Hana: So? *Looks at Rukawa dully*

Rukawa: So, you're mine Do'aho.

Hana: But Kogure senpai gave me life so... *grins* I think I'll marry him instead! *Pushes pass Rukawa*

Rukawa: *fume* NANDA YO!?!! Come back here you... you ungrateful ahou!! *Went after Hanamichi*

...and so the two, not exactly lovebirds went on and on with their... %#&^^%&$%&^$

Angel: Anou... *scratches head* I guess this isn't happy ending? *Chuckles* he he he

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