An Alter Wish

written by Shaun Garin

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Super Omega Draft Mark VII

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Note, this occours nearly three months after the last episode.

And as always, AMG is owned by Kosuke Fujishima. Tenchi Muyo 
and All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku is owned by Masaki 
Kajishima and Yuuzou Takada as well, their roles fitting into the 
story by a dimentional crossover. For reference, see Bloodlines, 
another Wish storyline, due out December �99.
Bubblegum Crisis is owned by Artimic.

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Chapter 3 : Recreation

Concentrate. Concentrate on the water within the glass. Easy,
easy...

To my expectations beyond all thoughts, the water rose out of the
glass, still in a formed glass shape. I poured more magical psyche
into the water, just seconds before Amelia slammed the door open
with a loud, �HIIII!�

The water came crashing down due to my lack of concentration,
drenching my hospital gown. As I wiped the water from my long
bangs, my prized student looked at me, and grinned, poking her
tongue out at me. �Feel better Sensei?�

�Oh sure, a bout of mono just LIVENS up the conversation in this
room,� I said dryly before grabbing a towel. �Fortunately, I�m a
fast healer.�

�Doctor says you�ll be teaching in no time. Say, have you seen my
new article? I noticed that the crime rate has risen ever since Angel
dissapeared.�

�Gee I wonder how that happened,� I muttered, my voice too low
for her to pick it up. In my current state, I couldn�t hold my
superhero form for more than five minutes. Five seconds if I used
an magic attack. Bell warned me that I was still slowly, well, make
that VERY slowly, adjusting to a Godly state. That means, I won�t
get sick from ANY human deceases. Fun. But before that settles
in, I�m prone to anything under the sun for about five months.
Three months of mono, and two more of any other thing that could
make my life a living hell on earth. Figuratively speaking of course.
�So, he hasn�t been about, scaring the criminals into submission?�

�Nope,� she said, a bit sullenly. �Hope you feel better sensei.�

�Don�t call me that,� I said playfully, �you�re a year younger than
I am and still in school? I should be calling you Amelia-chan.�

�I�d smack you,� she warned, �if you wern�t sick as a dog.�

�Ouch, queen takes pawn. Checkmate.�

�I gotta go, Hikaru is waiting for my newest report. Catch ya later
Shaun-kun!� Amelia skipped out the door before slamming it shut
behind her. I just sighed in exasperation. Gods, she can be so... cute
when she�s like that.

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The lab door was wide open.

Normally, it would be shut.

This time, it was open, and a maniacal peal of laughter echoed
in the Masaki House. I shuddered, a chill running up my spine as
I tried to eat breakfast. Tried is the key word here. Mihoshi
kept on trying to spoon feed me. Aw well, I love her enough to
let her FEED me, I just don�t care to get poisoned if she tries
to COOK. Granted it�s not as deadly as my mom�s cooking, or
heaven forbid, Shiiko, Akane and Ryoko in the kitchen all at
the same time. Ryoko and Mihoshi are bad enough, but with the
addition of two other animates that I just KNOW I�m gonna
run into within the span of my long life, I think they should just
kill me now.

At least Tenchi isn�t having an easier time. Ayeka and Ryoko
were doing the �Literal Electrical Glare of Ultimate Doom Upon
Your Personage,� glare, and Tenchi was hardpressed to keep
from getting electroshock therapy. Thank God that I only had
to contend with my cybernetic sister, Nuku Nuku, and Mihoshi
at the same time. I swore that once I saw Tenchi, I would never
get involved with more than one woman. In a strange, perverse
way, I enjoy watching him get into trouble. Although, I get
dragged into shit as well. Okay, so life isn�t that great here.
No one�s perfect.

Why Mihoshi? Well, it was a pure accident. Sort of a love at
first sight thing. And I thought she had something for Tenchi.
My bad. Oh well, at least it�s pure love. Besides, I thought with
a grin, Mihoshi is sooo cute! Beautiful! Curled blonde hair,
deep tan that matches Urd from AMG, a perfect figure, I think
I�m still in deep love.

Just then, Washu�s young voice echoed from behind me. �Shaun,
can you and Tenchi come in here? I�ve got something to show
you.�

The pair of us boggled for a second, dreading dissection. Or worse.
Washu laughed easily before hauling our protesting forms back
into the lab.

�Lord have mercy on Lord Tenchi and Lord Shaun�s souls,� Ayeka
prayed in a Shinto Fashion.

�They�re doomed,� Ryoko said in a blah tone before returning to
shoving food down her throat.

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I looked at Tenchi who walked beside me, a dejected look on his 
face. I ventured a comment. �It�s your fault we�re here.�

�My fault?� snapped my cousin. �You�re the one who�s the AMS
freak in the family! Honestly, you�re as bad as dad when it comes
to perversion!�

�I have my moments,� I admitted, stretching my arms behind my
head, �But they don�t last fortunately. I just get a quick kick out of
something wildly and obsenely perverted for a brief moment and
then laugh like a madman for at least fifteen minutes.�

�And that happens, what? Every five days?�

I flashed a leering grin. �That, my good cousin, second Prince of
Jurai, is YOUR responibility. I just sit back and watch you get into
trouble.�

Tenchi considered my words for a few minutes. It WAS true that
he was mainly the focus of everything that happened in our
seemingly peaceful home. Then again, Tenchi could be as perverted
as I am. A small grin ran over my face. Time to test the theory.
�Hey Tenchi, ya really scared of the girls?�

Tenchi hung his head. �Somewhat.�

I pressed on, remembering the story that Washu-chan had given
me. �So, you afraid that you might slip one day?�

Tenchi heaved a huge groan. �Someday, I�m going to slip and
actually sleep with one of them. And then die a horrible death by
at least two of the other three.�

I grinned under my cough. �Just consider your wedding night.�

�To whom?� Oh man this was TOO easy.

�To all of them of course!� At Tenchi�s gape, I pressed on. �It�s
Royal Tradition. You don�t think that Azusa married two women
just because he couldn�t decide between them?�

�All of them?!� Tenchi stopped short in his tracks. A slow
lecherous smile started to grow on his face. Got him.

�Yup.�

�Royal Tradition?�

�Uh huh.�

�A wedding night?�

�Indeed.�

�At the SAME TIME?�

I couldn�t help it as a full blown grin marred my face. �You sly little
Hentai you. Uncle �Yuki and Grandpa�s been a bad influence on you.�

Tenchi blinked and gaped. �You set me up!� he accused.

�Damn right, and proud of it too. Well now, I guess we see that
you aren�t the perfect little man who just goes beet red when he
sees womanly flesh.�

�Don�t tell me that YOU�RE going to marry two women,� Tenchi
countered in a pathetic attempt to set me up.

�Don�t even try it,� I warned, wagging a finger. �Or I�ll loose the
Washu on you.� I laughed evilly for a minute, my laugh sounding a lot
like Kefka. Mr. Insano Man himself. Tenchi shuddered.

�Be still my racing heart,� he muttered. �One of them is bad enough.�

�Now now, don�t get all puffy. I never said WASHU�S did I?�

�I�ll make Mihoshi cook for you. A full SEVEN COURSE MEAL.�

�Threat�s do not a Jurai Prince make,� I countered, grinning. �I could
always sic Arisa on you. With POISON XVII. I hear that she upgraded
it with SUB-NUKES.�

�Touche,� Tenchi said, getting into the verbal sparring. �Maybe I�ll
sic Ryo-ohki on you in Spaceship mode.�

�Then I�ll counter with Mr. Mount St. Helens, the Zedmiester himself.
Remember the warning Zed gave us about playing with the big guns?�

�I�ll flash you and make you dance the funky chicken.�

�Nice try. Blow off your legs and have MiB regenerate them under
Mihoshi�s care.�

Tenchi shuddered. �You win.�