A Simple Wish Version 3.1.1 Final

by  Shaun Garin

Ah! My Goddess is owned by Kosuke Fujishima.
Tenchi Muyo! Is owned by Masaki Kajishima.
Stargate SG-1 is owned by Paramount...I think.
Sailor Moon Sailorstars is owned by Naoko Takeuchi.

What�s happened last time : After a short visit in Ranma 1/2,
Skuld managed to mallet me into the Spring of Drowned Girl.
I readily accepted the curse, figuring it was more of a blessing
than a curse. We went to Tenchi Muyo! after giving the Ranma
crew the cures for Jusenkyo. While in Tenchi Muyo!, Mihoshi
buzzed us and the Universe Key broke on impact. When we
left off, Mihoshi accidentally broke the Key even more,
extending our stay for about another week.

Enjoy

 - Shaun Garin
   1/9/99

A Simple Wish Version 3.1.1 Final

by Shaun Garin

Chapter 3 : Stargate SG-Skuld

I waved goodbye to our friends in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe
as I pressed in a long seven digit sequence. The Key was fixed
with some ultimate improvements. The range of the Universes
was combined into a maxed out number. Soon, the blue light
engulfed us and we were hurled through the wormhole.

Tenchi looked at Washu, concern written all over his face. �Um,
Washu-chan? I don�t mean to be a bother but did you really fix
the Key the right way?�

�Of course Tenchi,� she replied looking straight forward, �If I
messed up, they�d be jumping into several different dimensions
after the first two warm up jumps.�

Tenchi shuddered slightly, �Man. Where will they end up eventually
if they start jumping randomly?�

Washu blinked. �Well I guess they would land in a world nearly
similar to theirs. The best guess would be a total multiverse of
every universe under the sun.� Her watch beeped. �Oh, and that
reminds me, I have a Jam Session with Scotty and Checkov. Ja.�
With that, the petite mad scientist retreated into the Masaki
home.

Tenchi felt a crawl of forbidding run up his spine and he shuddered.

***

I came to in a green and black mission fatigue uniform, Skuld
wearing the same uniform. At our sides were pistols and 
automatic weapons on our shoulders. I looked in the mirror and
found...myself. Both of us were about twenty to thirty years
old. Skuld still had her markings but they were very faded.

Skuld brushed up her hair and stared at the markings. �They�re
fading.� she commented.

I peered at them, tracing the outline. It soon faded out of sight.
�They�re gone,� I said. �I guess there�s no Yggdrasil on this
world.�

Skuld let her hair down and asked, �where did we go to?�

�I don�t know. Washu said that the Key needed at least two
hops until we could use the old codes again.� I looked at myself.
�But it looks like we�re in the army or something like that.
I�d say American army. About 1998, our time.�

Just then, a brown haired man with glasses and a similar army
uniform barged in. �Captain Garin? Lieutenant Megami?
You�re both needed in the Command Chamber.

I nodded and pulled Skuld behind me. She noticed the awed look
on my face and asked, �what�s the matter?�

�That was Daniel Jackson of Stargate Team 1,� I replied. �We�re
in Stargate SG-1. Quick, what does the patches say on our sleeves?�

She peered at it and replied, �SG-1.�

�We must be new members of SG-1. Looks like we take an active
roll in this universe.�

�Is there Goddesses?� she asked.

�Nope, just aliens who take on forms of Egyptian and other gods,
striking fear into the general populace.�

�That�s terrible!� she exclaimed.

�Yeah, but it makes for a great hour long show.� I said, grinning.
Skuld stared at me, a amused look on her face. Soon, we reached
Stargate Command. At the front of the window stood General
Hammond, his hands clasped behind his back.

�Ah, you�re here. I�d like to introduce you both to SG-1. This
is Daniel Jackson,� He indicated the thirtyish man with short
brown hair and glasses, �Captain Samantha Carter,� he nodded
to a tall woman with really short blonde hair and dressed in a
blue uniform. �Teal�c, our resident Gou�ald,� He was a tall dark
man with a staff at his side, �And Colonel Jack O�Niell, our
expert and head of SG-1.�

Jack nodded and grasped my hand in a firm shake. �Welcome to
SG-1.�

�Thanks. I�m Captain Shaun Garin, and this is Lieutenant Skuld
Megami. I must say that I�m impressed with all the equipment
in here.�

�You think this place is good, wait until you see the Stargate,�
Daniel put in.

***

�Chevron 5 encoded,� the officer at the mike announced. The
round circle spun around and locked in a glyph. Soon, it started
to rotate again. �Chevron 6 encoded,� the triangle locked in
the sixth Chevron. It spun around until the familiar glyph, a
pyramid with a sun above it locked in. �Chevron 7 encoded!�

The Stargate burst into a full watery vortex, the unstable energy
blasting out and quickly settling back into its rippling surface.
Skuld whistled as we entered the room. �I never thought that
this world would have a gateway to the stars,� she whispered, low
enough that only I could hear it.

Soon after a freezing cold trip through the vacuum of space, we
landed in the warm climate of Abydoss. Shaking my head to get
the spinning cleared up, Sam came and lifted me up from my
sprawled position. �Careful, the trip can make someone 
disoriented for a few minutes,� she warned.

�Thanks for the tip,� I grumbled through the spinning glyphs.

Picking up some equipment, I followed Sam out into the hot
Aybdos sunlight. Outside, Jack, Daniel and Teal�c had already
set up a shelter in the front of the pyramid. Skuld was already
there, dressed in light blue clothing suited for the weather.

�What took you so long?� Jack teased, �some nooky in the
pyramid?�

I blushed deeply as Sam sputtered indignantly. Skuld glared at
Jack who was suppressing his laughter. Daniel then tossed Sam
a device and she caught it deftly. �The sensors are to be placed
around the pyramid at the marked places.�

�I don�t get it,� I interjected, �what�re we supposed to do with
these sensors?�

�Ra attacked the planet a couple of years ago. Soon Apophus
attacked to retrieve that baby Shar�re was carrying.� Daniel�s
emotion level dropped slightly and I cringed. I remembered the
episode when she returned to have the baby for the Underworld
God.

Daniel quickly adjusted. �Well this is a survey to find the accurate
readings of all the aliens who attacked Abydos in the past. With
any luck, we can develop warning systems to prevent any and all
surprise attacks.� He tossed a couple more sensor poles to me and
Skuld. �Place these on the marked poles around the pyramid, and
come back.�

�All right Campers, lets move out!� Jack clapped his hands and
we retreated.

***

Jack hovered over the two scientists, Daniel and Skuld, trying to
figure out all the techno babble scrolling down the computer
screens. Soon, he pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his
eyes shut in a headache gesture. Teal�c left a few minutes ago to
return to SG-Command and report in personally.

Daniel whistled, �look at this Jack, the energy signature is down to
the last photon. With this info, we can predict and develop warning
systems for earth against anyone using Aphophus� minerals.�

�And this would develop a warning system against Gou�ald attacks?�
Jack asked.

�In theory,� Skuld answered. �It will take a while to get the satellite�s
developed.�

�Well its better than nothing,� Jack said, while sitting down on the
hard stone floor.

***

Sam and I sat in the cool shade of the temple. I had removed my
jacket and complained, �why do you think that whenever we go
out in a mission, we wear these combat fatigues? It�s frickin hot
out here!�

Sam snickered mirthfully. I shot her a steel hard glare and she
calmed slightly. �It�s all right but I�ve never heard a army man
complain about the fashion sense for SG-teams. But you have
a point, its really hot out here.�

Suddenly, the Stargate started to move, locking in Chevrons.
Sam spared it a glance and said, �Teal�c�s back.�

Not quite.

A dozen Gou�alds poured out into the room, their blast staffs
at the ready. I swore and dived behind the stone pillars, drawing
my weapon. Peeking out from behind, I emptied a couple of
slugs into the Goa�ald�s arm. He clutched it in pain and dropped
back. Sam shot a couple of rounds with her automatic weapons,
and fired a beam of green energy from the �Zat� guns. I grinned
when I remembered that SG-1 had those weapons.

Outside, Jack heard the discharge of automatic weapons and yelled,
�Daniel? We got a problem!�

Daniel and Skuld dropped the keyboard and yanked up several
autos. They rushed into the room and immediately opened fire
on the Serpent Guards. Several fell. To our horror, more poured
out into the room.

�Is it just me or are they getting numerous?� Jack quipped in the
midst of gunfire. He whipped out his Zat Gun and fired off several
shots. Two more fell but five replaced their positions, staff weapons
firing with bolts of yellow energy.

As I fired off more bullets, I found myself behind the same pillar
as Skuld. �Got any ideas?� she gasped while firing more bullets.

�Not really....wait, can you access hammerspace?�

�I think so,� she said, ducking behind the pillar as a yellow bolt
splayed off it. �But what do you want from it?�

�Get me several bombs.� I replied while firing more bullets. A couple
of seconds later and I cursed while pulling out a new clip. Skuld
reached behind herself and pulled out several dozen bombs and
handed it to me. 

�What�re you going to do?� she asked while returning fire. Two
more fell.

�I�m evening the odds. Jack! Catch!� I tossed two of the spiked
balls to the SG leader and he caught them.

�What�re these?� he called back. A bolt sprang off the pillar
to his right.

�Bombs! Daniel! Catch!� Jackson grabbed the balls and dodged
behind the pillar. �Sam! Catch!�

When we were armed, I yelled, �On three, huck them at the
Serpents as hard as you can!� A short pause, �Three!�

We ran out and hucked the bombs at the Serpents. They may 
have had the firepower, but we had the Bombs built by a Goddess.
A magnificent explosion rocked around the room, tossing the
Serpents into Low Abydos Orbit.

***

�Dear me, what are those things coming down from the sky?�
One monkey man asked. In a British accent.

Another monkey on a horse peered at the objects through a
pair of binoculars. �Gou�alds!� he said in a similar accent.

�Oh shit,� the other commented, �there goes the planet.�

***

�Welcome back SG-1,� Hammond welcomed at our arrival.
�Teal�c was about to come back and retrieve you.�

Daniel looked bone-weary. �I guess,� he commented drowsily.
�I need a shower.�

�I�m coming with you,� I said, my ears perking up at the
mention of a hot shower.

***

I felt my muscles relaxing as the hot streams poured into my
booth. Across the way, Daniel relaxed as well. �Whatta
mission,� he commented wearily.

I nodded in a half daze, �Are all of SG-1�s missions like that,�
I asked while fumbling for the knobs.

�We seem to draw most of the attraction of all the Stargate
Teams,� Daniel replied while shutting off the water. He slipped
on his glasses and reached for his towel.

I grunted and twisted the hot water off. To my dismay, freezing
cold water blasted down and I shrieked in a much higher
soprano voice. Sam and Jack blasted in to see what was the
matter. They stopped and stared, Sam clapping a hand over
Jack�s eyes.

�What?� I asked, annoyed.

Daniel stared a me, gawking. �You...you just turned into a girl!�
he blurted out.

I looked down at my naked body, fully exposed. Yup, definitely
a girl. Blushing bright red I dashed into the stall and ran the
hot water. To my dismay, only a drop fell out. A stream of
cursing echoed off the walls as I pounded my head against the
wall, my female body plain to see. Daniel hadn�t stopped staring.

�Um, I can explain,� I ventured while wrapping a towel around
my lean form.

Daniel finally blinked. �Woah, that�ll wake you up in the morning.�

Sam shot him a dirty look, �Stop staring!� she snapped. She then
turned towards me, �how�d this happen?�

�It�s a long story.�

�I�ll bet.�

***

�I don�t get it,� the doctor said while looking into my mouth
with a light, �what you are saying is totally beyond any science
that I have encountered.� She lifted my eyelids and stared into
my eyes with that pinprick light of hers.

�But we saw it!� Sam insisted, �look, I�ll show you.� With that,
she threw her bottled water into my face. I coughed since I
happened to be currently inhaling at that point in time.

The doctor stared at me in shock. Typical reaction I mused.
�Hey doc? Are you done staring?�

She snapped out of the reivire only to pick up a sterilized needle.
�I need a blood sample and a DNA scan.� She then wrapped a
rubber band around my left arm and rubbed the vein area with
alcohol. �This will sting a bit,� she said, pressing the needle into
my arm.

I grimaced in pain. Obviously, since I grew up with a lot of weight
around my body, I seemed to become a lot more sensitive to pain
than I used to be. Gritting my teeth, Skuld reached over and grasped
my hand between hers. Soon, the blood sample was done and she
gave me some clean bandages to press against the wound. �Good,�
the doctor picked up a wooden stick and said, �say ahhh.�

I obliged and she stuck the thing down my throat. After a brief
inspection, she smiled and pulled it out. Suddenly she turned around
and glared at the men in the room. �All men get out right now!�

Daniel blinked, �Why?� he asked.

Jack grabbed the back of his jacket and hissed, �this is now officially
women�s examination. Now move!�

Teal�c followed behind, stopping to give me a ironic glance. After
all the men cleared out of the medical bay, the doctor turned to me
and said, �strip.�

�Uh?� I responded wittily.

She sighed. �We need a full body physical examination of your
female body. Now drop the pants.�

Soon after an embarrassing clothes change, I sat, nude on the hard
metal bench, totally naked and female. Sam whistled. �What I
wouldn�t give for that type of body,� she said.

Skuld gave me a appreciative glance. �I think I�ll have to retract the
latest statement about our relationship.�

�Skuld!� I whined. �Come on, give a guy some dignity.�

�You�re a woman now,� the doctor said, pulling her gloves on. �Lie
down.� I obliged. She pressed my stomach at various points, and
I winced slightly from the bruise gained during the kickass explosion
on Abydos. �You got a superficial bruise. It will heal in a couple of
days. Now does this hurt?� she checked my breasts. I gasped and
suppressed a groan. Of which I didn�t really know.

After a few more minutes of examination, the doctor said, �well there
is something I�d like to test. mind you that it could be very embarrassing.�

After what I had just been subjected to, I was ready for anything. She
came out with a small rod and I looked at Skuld. �Hey where�d you think
she�s going to put that? Hey I think I�m fine!� she reached in between
my legs. �Just don�t let her stick that thing up my HELLO!�

�There,� the doctor said with a bit of triumph. �How does that feel?�

�How�d you think it feels to have a metal rod up between your legs?!�
I snapped. �Just make sure that you get it out of me! It feels weird!�

Sam looked at me and then at the doctor. �What was that all about?�
she asked curiously.

�Well, if she has something where her male body can�t handle, then
she might not be able to transform. Put this on,� she said, handing me
a medical gown. I slipped on the gown and grimaced as I sat up. �How
can you women stand something inside you during sex?� I said out
of the corner of my mouth, not caring on who heard it. The doctor
snickered and took out a cup of hot water. Without warning she
dumped it on me.

I shrieked, half expecting to feel excuticating pain as the bar remained
inside. To my half crazed astonishment, I found myself totally female.

Skuld grinned. �Cool! So it does work!�

I sighed. �Thanks for the examination. Now will someone get this bar
out of me?!� I yelled.

The women in the room laughed.

***

Jack and Daniel greeted me as I stepped out of the lab, sort of
goose stepping. �How�d it go?� Daniel asked.

I glared at them. �You really want an answer?� I growled. �Try
having shoved up between your legs as a woman and see how 
YOU feel!�

I stormed off with Jack and Daniel watching me leave. Jack
noted the blue aura around me. �I think it went well,� he
commented.

Daniel nodded. �It�s a first hand experience on being a woman,�
he said with a smile.

Suddenly a chair came soaring towards them from around the 
corner and the words, �I HEARD THAT!!� echoed around
SG-Command HQ.

***

�Is she out?� Sam asked in a low whisper.

Daniel nodded. �We had to zap her with a Zat Gun. It put her
out for a couple of hours. Um, what did actually happen to her
inside there anyways?�

Skuld looked uncomfortable. �Well...it�s all concerned with
scientific research.�

�The �metal bar� having a role in this �scientific experiment�?�
Jack asked, moving his fingers in a quotation markings.

Skuld only blushed and nodded.

�According to the sounds coming from behind the door, they
seemed to insert a foreign object inside Captain Garin,� Teal�c
supplied emotionlessly, �in effect, that brought out her Bad
Side as Colonel O�Niell had termed it.�

�Some bad side,� Jack said, rubbing his stomach, �for a girl she
packs a big punch.�

Daniel also winced at the memory. �Yeah. That flung chair hit
me in the arm.�

A small smile crept over Skuld�s face. �You were just in the
rampage pathway of a irate female. It�ll pass.�

Jack winced, �I hope so. I don�t think that I can survive another
round of her wrath.�

***

�So this is some sort of magic chemistry of sorts?�

We sat in SG-Command�s briefing room. To my side sat Skuld
and Sam. Across the table sat Teal�c, Jack, and Daniel. At
the head sat General Hammond. I nodded. �That�s a going
theory about Jusenkyo. The basic gist of it is that whoever
drowns in the spring, the next thing to fall in it takes on the
shape of whatever drowned in there a while ago. I was malleted,�
I stared at Skuld who found a immediate interest in her 
fingernails, �by Skuld into the Nynniichuan. And now, I change 
into a woman with cold water. Hot water will change me back.�

�Fascinating,� Sam said. �And do you have any more of this water?�

�Yeah. I sent someone to my room to retrieve my bag. In fact...�
I trailed off as a young man came into the room, the bag in his
hands.

�Here�s the bag sir,� he said, setting it down on the table.

�Thank you. I can�t really describe the effects without 
demonstrating. But there could be another way...naw.�

�I get what you�re saying,� Daniel said, �If one of us was to 
become cursed for a while, then we could have two view 
points.�

�Exactly,� I said.

�Whoa, whoa, whoa,� Jack interjected, �are you sure the 
opposite type of water will change us back to normal?�

�Takahashi hasn�t failed me yet. And I cured several a while 
back. Mind you these bottles of water are the only ones in 
existence on this planet so be careful. Any volunteers?�

***

�You�d better be right about this,� Jack muttered as he stood 
in the middle of the lab, hooked up to several hundred 
machines. He folded his arms and waited for the dousing.

�Ready?� I asked, uncorking the bottle
Jack braced himself. �Ready.�

I flung the water into his face and his whole body �twitched�. 
He became more shapely, his body tone changed, the facial 
features shifted and his hair changed to a lighter brown. Jack 
opened his eyes and stared at himself. �Wow,� she said in a 
higher voice. �This is not what I expected.�

�How�d you feel?� Daniel asked.

�Weird.� She took a few steps and tottered over. Daniel caught 
her.

�Watch it,� I warned, �you�re equilibrium will need some time 
to adapt.

�No kidding,� Sam said, grinning. �So Colonel, what�s it like to
be a woman?�

Jack glared at her, �Don�t start Captain, I heard about what you
did to Shaun,� he said, reverting to formal military speech when 
they argued. �He wasn�t very happy about the metal rod test.�

Sam reddened in embarrassment. �So he told you guys?�

�It wasn�t to hard with her tossing several heavy and blunt objects
to alleviate her aggravation,� Daniel pointed out, fingering the
bruise on his arm.

�Agreed. Captain Garin seemed put off by your experiments,� 
Teal�c said.

Sam stared at him. �Traitor,� she groused while attaching more
probes on Jack�s forehead.

Teal�c raised a eyebrow, or his equivalent of it, and cracked a tiny
smile.

After several hundred dousing of hot and cold water, Jack finally
decided to call it quits. We agreed and splashed him with some
Nanniichuan water. After a test run, Jack noted with some glee
that he didn�t change.

***

�Are you sure you two have to go?� Daniel asked, �You�re taught
us a lot about alternate universes and other things.�

I sighed and nodded. �We have a lot of ground to cover. It�s best
if Skuld and I leave before the US Government catches wind of our
existence.�

�Well in any case, you two have been a great help to SG-Command,�
Hammond announced. �We�ll cover your tracks to make it look
like you both died in a mission to P354-234.�

I shook the General�s hands and repeated with the rest of SG-1.
�I�m glad to have met you all,� I said, �It was great working with
you all. Who knows, we might come back soon.�

�Make it soon,� Sam said with a smile.

�Thanks.� I tapped in the seven digit number and we disappeared
in a blue light.

Daniel watched the tendrils of energy dissipate in the Briefing
Room with a grin on his face. �Think they�ll make it back home?�

�Undoubtedly. Captain Garin and Lieutenant Megami have faced
many trials. They will obviously find a way home.� Teal�c put in.

�That brings up a question. Daniel, what does Megami stand for?�
Jack asked.

�I did some research. It seems that if you add a Japanese suffix called
Sama in it, the full name would be Megamisama.�

�And that means...?�

�Goddess.�

***

We appeared on the rooftop of a high skyscraper in the middle of
Tokyo. The air seemed a little cleaner than normal, and that was
saying a lot. Skuld pulled out a mirror and checked her face. �The
markings are coming back,� she said. �I can feel some power in
this area.�

I smiled and brushed her hair back, giving her a long kiss. She broke
away a few minutes later. �What was that for?� she asked, out
of breath.

�How long has it been since we entered Stargate that I�ve kissed
you?�

�Umm...�

I grinned wide, �my point exactly. Come on, let�s get down from
this place.�

***

�Seems like Tokyo, about 1992,� Skuld commented. �The air feels
a bit like there�s a bit of malice in it.�

�Like how? Is it a demon?�

Skuld shook her head. �No, it seems more like a negative void, with
some dark malice. Seems like nothing I�ve seen before.�

�That�s a relief,� I heaved a sigh of relief.

***

�Taiki-kun? There�s something wrong. A huge power source came
from nowhere.� Ami Mizuno tapped at her computer, worried at the
spike in the energy levels.

�What should we do?� the brown haired Light asked.

�We should investigate. It could be a left over youma from
something we missed blowing up.�

***

�There�s the source of the power,� Ami pointed out. She was
hiding behind a grove of trees, the senshi all behind her. Across
the way stood the two wayward hoppers.

Minako looked at us intently. �Are you sure? They look human
enough.�

Across the way, the man leaned in and kissed his girlfriend. Suddenly,
her power levels jumped to a all time high. Ami gasped. �She
must be draining his energy! We got to stop her!�

�MIINNA! HENSHIN YO!�

�MOON ETERNAL POWER...�

�MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER...�

�MARS CRYSTAL POWER...�

�JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER....�

�VENUS CRYSTAL POWER....�

�SATURN CRYSTAL POWER....�

�URANUS CRYSTAL POWER....�

�NEPTUNE CRYSTAL POWER....�

�PLUTO PLANET POWER....�

�HEALER STAR POWER...�

�FIGHTER STAR POWER....�

�MAKER STAR POWER....�

�MAKE UP!!!!!!�

With the customary light show, the senshi became battle ready and 
they jumped out of the bushes.

***

A shout pulled me out of our blissful revere as Sailor Moon and her 
senshi started up their tirade. Something about Skuld draining my 
energy? I think not.

I glared at them. �Are you quite done yet?� I demanded.

Sailor Moon bristled. Jupiter did more.

�JUPITER, OAK EVOLUTION!!!�

�Oh shit,� was my last thought when the electricity hit.

End Chapter 3

Yes, the little part between the scenes was borrowed from
Spaceballs. And the little examination scene was borrowed
from Dr. Dolittle in the Veterinary Clinic, remake. It was 
too good to pass up taking a potshot at those two classic 
movies.