AKANE'S SPECIALTY: SHOTGUN (UROTSUKIDOJI) MACARONI

When Akane cooks her "specialty", this is one of her prized dishes. Sometimes this is called "illegal macaroni", as many kitchens have outlawed it's preparation.

This is a very, very fast meal to prepare. The "shotgun" portion of it's name refers to this speed. As for Urotskidoji, well, that's something else.

Typical Stupid Ingredients:

• 1 can chicken broth
• 6-8 ozs. of macaroni
• Black pepper

E-Z Steps:

1. Empty can of broth into a pot, and heat to a boil. For those Akane-types, "boiling" means "when it gets so hot that it bubbles."
2. Dump UNCOOKED macaroni into this pot. The exact amount will depend on the brand and the shape of the macaroni you use. Generally, you want enough to where you practically have equal ratios of macaroni and liquid.
3. Reheat to a boil. When it does, reduce heat and stir constantly. Add pepper to taste.
4. Eventually, you'll be left with almost no liquid, except a whitish sludge surrounding the macaroni. That means that it's done! Eat and enjoy!!

Health Warnings:

1. Do NOT eat the white sludge. It's like mermaid's flesh and will probably kill you (or give you eternal life, if you're lucky). In fact, after cooking this meal, you will want to wash the dishes immediately.
2. What you have made is a super-concentrated dish. You will feel quite thirsty after you eat it (due to the concentrated salt content in the broth).
3. Depending on how much of it you ate, scary things may happen. Don't eat too much!!
   There once was a famous anime series where a short haired girl with a violent temper served her "specialty" to Akemi. Akemi ate it all up. Later, she was found screaming, "Nagumo, kill me!!" The scene was considered so horrifying that the editors cut it, replacing it with some less disgusting footage about some "overfiend".

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