Psycho Fan Mail

----- So you think being a web master is easy?  Well aside from devoting a better portion of your life to making a kick ass and a half site, you also have to wade through piles of email from loyal viewers and raving psychopaths.  Below I have posted some of the more bizarre mail I have received and my response to it.  E-mail and names have been left out to protect the identity of the sender.  Mail is copied verbatim with all spelling and grammar errors included.

"what is the perpis of you wab page. What are you soposto do in it?"
----- Well last time I checked the purpose of this site was to promote the show Ronin Warriors (Yoroiden Samurai Troopers).

"i need help , i cant find movies i u have some i would u if u sent me one or a sound."
----- I'd like to take this time to mention that I really hate people who use 'u' instead of 'you.'  Aside from being incomprehensible I can only assume that the sender of this message didn't bother to check the download area or site map.  Not to mention didn't bother to read the email FAQ

"who arre u"
----- Definitely one of the more bizarre messages I've ever gotten.  I would suggest that you check the About? section.

"hello.. just to tell you your site sucks phat dick!!! oh well I found another site even better!!!!!! If you read this soon, E-mail me back with a replly, entitel it "reply" thank you for time..."
----- This person has some serious problems.  I'm not really sure why this person felt like displaying their complete lack of intelligence or class to me.  What amazes me even more is that they have the audacity to think I will waste my valuable time responding to an insult over email.

Subject line: "yer site's bullshit"
Message: "nigga yer sight is hella weak! why don't you put some effort in it ya sorry muthafucka! i could shit a better site than this bitch! punk ass mutha fucka."

----- Yet another looser decides to demonstrate their lack of intelligence and class to me.  All I can really say to this award winning display of ignorance is "I'd like to see you try and make a better site."  In my defense this site is the culmination of over two years of work and I have received many emails and guestbook entries saying that this is the best site around.


Mailbox ----- Want to mail me?? Sure you do.  Send me pictures, comments, ideas, suggestions, anything that could help these pages.  Heck just mail me and tell me that you like the site.  Send all mail to: valex37@ix.netcom.com