The problem with girls is they have breasts (I swear, I've never complained about this before!!) -- what happens is interior lighting comes from above, their breasts cast shadows on the text and no on can read the text without making a pointed effort. Poor girls with their oogled breasts!!

The solution is the Satan for Shy Girls. I reserved the smallest of the blue and black shirts (plumb out of red, sorry) and simply put a little flaming star on the front, printing the text on the back. The non-confrontational bosoms are not ignored by the nice girl friendly shirt sizes, but the attention is drawn there less. Girls who don't want to face the reader's reaction appreciate the backward literature as well.

If you would like Satan for Shy Girls (or boys) in a larger size than those listed here, do e-mail your request to goodness@humanbillboad.net. We are happy to oblidge.

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