NOT the FAQ
comprising
The NAQ
"The Never Asked Questions,
...but here are the answers anyway." -Thanks,
Hans. :)
This is not the FAQ but it might answer some of the questions you possibly
have. Some are questions that actually have been asked of us. The rest are
questions we made up for the Anime Web Turnpike Trivial Factoids Drinking
Game. (No, there are no written rules for this. We encourage all to be
creative and come up with their own. ;D)
WHY isn't MY page listed YET??
Some reasons, whichever should come to mind (my mind) first:
Mistakes in the URL submitted.
This happens more frequently than one would imagine, since it would be
expected that URLs would be copied and pasted into the 'Add a link',
'Update a Link?' or 'Broken Link?' forms. Occurs about once in every twenty
links.
Unless... it's some people's idea of a joke.
Umm. Thanks, fellas. Sure lightens up the mood when we think of
splitting nails from fingers with bamboo slivers...
The URL was submitted via e-mail.
Jei will get right down to it once he's dealt with the 183 other e-mails
that's before yours in his mailbox....
Do use the submit forms at Anipike please; it'll be much faster.
BUT, I did everything the way I was asked!!!
Err... sorry. Our apologies.
Jei will get right down to it once he's dealt with the inexplicable swell
in numbers of submissions that happened to come in, just the same time you
submitted yours....
If you've waited more than a fortnight, please do submit the URL again.
Jei's stuff:
More to check...
There's a few other reasons that we should probably mention:
- Some/Most of the images are broken.
(Using .art and .bmp files are not recommended)
- Some/Most of the pages linked from the page submitted aren't there.
- The server your pages are on was down.
Taking your pages off the server after submitting
your link is also not
recommended..*duh* -Nikkou.
- The background you use makes reading your text difficult to
impossible.
Can you send me information on anime and
manga?
*sigh*...
We occasionally get this question, usually followed by the phrase,
"...quickly. I need it for a project I have to finish by the next
day."
While we're happy to help out on questions like, "Please, do you know this
anime where this boy talks to an umbrella and other spirits, and whose dad
has only one leg and an eye for a head?"*, we do not send out catalogues or
are we able to give the complete history of anime and manga, ahem. We're not sure whether we should be pleased at
being thought omnipotent, or to kamehameha the inquirer. Which do you think
we feel like? ;)
Anibot note: Jei says he tries to help out all he can. I
guess that kamehame-bit is all Nikkou's.
*GeGeGe no Kitarou.
Jei's Comments:
Think you can ad..[Anibot note: we apologize for this
breakdown in transmission]..hameha list too, Dear. ;)
How is the Top Ten list of the "Popular Series"
on the main page determined?
Explanation from Command Central:
The top ten are the ten most popular anime series page
by hits...Yes, the people asking are the ones who end up
deciding the order. :) I check a week's worth of hits each month
and make any adjustments to the current order. It rarely changes. ^^;
I still say he picks titles out of Totoro's house!
-Nikkou.
Who is Jei?
Jei maintains the Anime Web Turnpike.
He is the one who checks the over three hundred links that are submitted
each week. He is the one who weeds out the "WHERE is the anime/manga in
this?" from the budding great sites in development. He is the one
who places the URLs in the pages of Anipike. Jei works in the day and goes
to school some nights. He spends most of any time he has left on Anipike.
Is Nikkou actually Jei?
This.. is a difficult question to answer.
Some people write Nikkou e-mail starting with "Dear
Jei".
Let's put it this way. Jei wears size twelve in shoes, Nikkou wears a five.
Nikkou can get into Jei's shoes, but possibly not walk in them. Jei
definitely cannot get his feet into Nikkou's shoes.
Well, maybe his fingers...
Jei's Comments:
*Laugh* Why did the thought of putting my fingers in your shoes suddenly
t..[Anibot note: oops.. gomen, another technical
fault]..? ;)
Who is this Nikkou person then?
Some person who wears size 5 but a 57 in .
(It's not that Nikkou has a big head; just a lot of hair.)
Psst... do you think we should come clean, Jei?
Okay, to tell the truth, Jei and Nikkou are actually twins.
Born twelve years apart.
Who is Hans Raillard?
Hans is a very nice and charming
person who has the most exquisite colour sense. Being both Trixie's Papa and Mama, he obviously is a person of
some complication. Please do visit his with
some of his art, and that of his friends. There is also a link to "", a Hayao
Miyazaki story beautifully translated by Anna Exter.
I don't see any more names.. where's the rest of the staff?
Um... Hiding?
Presently, Anipike is run on peace and goodwill t.. oops.. wrong article..
Then again, maybe not...
Anipike is fortunate to have help from people who have graciously offered
their expertise and time. We have tried our best to remember them all in
the "Thanks!" and "Credits" section of Anipike. They have helped to
make work at Anipike less tedious for us.
We are also indebted to the people who have given us of their time and
thoughts, indeed of themselves, in contributing to Anipike's "Guests' Web Picks" column. Their generosity and
goodwill have been of great encouragement to us.
And, "Thank you, thank you, thank you," to the people who've been
filling
up the forms to let us know about broken links and updates.
Thank you all so much. :)
What about this Ryan "Last Exit" Mathews?
That's some guy who likes PSYS :)
Ryan can tell about himself much better than if we at Anipike tried. Write
Ryan and ask if he'll divulge some of his deepest secrets in his "Last Exit" column. No, we don't pay Ryan. In fact,
Ryan pays us!
(Just kidding. :)
Nikkou would like to add that if you are a lovely, young, female anime fan
looking for interesting conversation and an absolute sweetheart of a guy,
you should get to know Ryan
Mathews. :)
Or use ICQ: ^_^
..And this Miro and Mirror??
Ahhh!
Please write Miro if you have news of
the second 'Yawara!' LD box set. :D
Doko wa Search Engine desu ka?
(btw, don't use the above grammar
structure in Japanese class unless you get marks for mistakes.
^_^)
Since the Search Engine project was announced, it has undergone four
transformations under as many people and none of those versions were
considered safe for public consumption by Anipike's Great Leader.
Currently, there are high expectations that the present incarnation of
the
Search Engine will turn out really well, and at some time soon too.
Realise
though, that 'Time' in Great Leaders' stratosphere runs differently from
that 'time' of us lowly beings.
btw, thunderbolt-bait Nikkou adores white chrysanthemum
poms,
arum lilies, hydrangea.. all kinds of white flowers with a heady scent,
and
jazz music in church. Dave Brubeck and . Please include 'Take Five'. ;)
How do I become a Guest on the "Guests' Web
Picks"?
We didn't mean to publicize this, but it came out on a.f.bgcrisis.
As revealed by Unagi:
"The bidding starts about two months before the article is to be
written. You
log into a live internet chat room and start offering money against several
other people. The person who has the highest credit card limit usually
wins."
...and Ben Cantrick:
"Uu, don't leave out information! You know that the top 5
bidders have to duke it out in a networked Quake game to determine the real
winner!"
Thanks, guys.
By the way, my Swiss Banker and John Romero would like your phone numbers...
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