Akane's Kitchen of Pain

Before you begin your tutelage under the Master Ranma Fool, perhaps you would like to hear some of his thoughts on his development as a great cook. Then listen to some stories told by Kev himself.

Now, you are ready to learn the techniques of Tendou Akane!

There are eight recipes from the fabled recipe book that have been mastered by Akane:

• Boiling water! Place water in pot, and heat until boiling. Don't start any fires, and don't burn yourself.
• Tendou Akane's Stir Fry. Mmm, good!
• Next, try the stir fry's follow up, Neko Hanten's deadly noodles: Tendou Akane 's chow mein!
• For a quick fix, try Akane's specialty, Shotgun "Urotsukidoji" Macaroni.
• Making dinner for someone you don't like? Try Akane's Jerk Chicken!
• From the Tendo School of Anything Goes Martial Arts: Anything Goes Rice.
• Need a drink? There's Akane's Instant Mocha!
• Then there's Akane's Ale of Ginger!
• Finally, there's Genma's Cheapskate Lemonade!

And there you have it. Hopefully these recipes will bring you plenty of enjoyment and will colorfully flavor your life!

Do you know how Belldandy likes to sing when she cooks? Well, Akane does too! You can listen to a snipet of Akane's happy cooking song (63 kb). It's a clip from "Ranma 1/2 Song Calendar", and the lyrics are available here from Ray Huang's Anime Song Lyrics Archive.

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