The Kyoto Hen Drinking Game

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.) Stock fridge with beverage of choice
2.) Insert Rurouni Kenshin tape (starting with Episode 28) in VCR
3.) Have remaining RK tapes rewound and ready to play, preferably in order
4.) Take. . .

1 drink for every time
. . . someone leaves for Kyoto
. . . you demolish another kleenex while watching the goodbye scene
. . . Kenshin tries to avoid getting others involved in his problems
. . . others insist on getting involved in Kenshin's problems
. . . Saitou is smoking
. . . Saitou insults Sano
. . . anyone refers to Saitou as "moto Shinsengumi sanbantai gumichou"
. . . anyone refers to Kenshin as "densetsu no hitokiri, Himura Battousai"
. . . Misao mentions her Aoshi-sama
. . . Misao mentions being a member of the Oniwabanshuu
. . . anyone notes Sano's resemblance to a chicken
. . . Aoshi recites the names of the deceased Oniwabanshuu
. . . Hiko smirks
. . . Hiko insults Kenshin
. . . Chou pulls out another sword
. . . Shishio's minions yell his name repeatedly
. . . Hoji gets orgasmic talking about Shishio's kunitori
. . . Yumi appears to be wearing green lipstick
. . . Yumi's kimono appears to be in danger of falling off
. . . Soujirou is smiling (get an IV to save effort)

2 drinks for every time
. . . Kenshin does his ougi
. . . Kenshin almost dies, then thinks of Kaoru and doesn't
. . . a woman actually gets to fight
. . . Yahiko actually gets to fight

3 drinks for every time
. . . Kenshin reverts
. . . Soujirou stops smiling
. . . Shishio appears without the bandages

And chug the whole thing when
. . . Aoshi smiles
OR
. . . anyone spontaneously combusts.

DISCLAIMER:

The author takes no responsibility for liver damage, brain damage, unconsciousness, or death incurred as a result of participation in the Kyoto Hen Drinking Game.