The following are all wav file sound clips from the anime. (Sorry, no music files.) Now your computer too can yelp "Oro!?" at every error message. SPOILERS GALORE!

If your Mac (like mine) doesn't recognize these files, I'd suggest getting SoundAppFat to convert them into a more digestible form, or, alternately, hiring an assassin to take care of Bill Gates. (Should you decide on the latter course of action, I can recommend a really good hitokiri.)

Believe it or not, the promised update has come at last. Repent! The end is nigh! This won't be the final installment of sounds, since there's plenty of stuff I skipped, and I didn't even get to the fight with Shishio. In the meantime, however, here are some new bones to chew on. The price of all this excitement is that, alack, some of the old files must make way for the new. Ah, the circle of life...er, ahem. Anyway. Enjoy.

New (i.e. Kyoto Hen!) Stuff

By special request, direct from the mouth of everyone's favorite former Shinsengumi third division group captain:

akusoku.wav (Saitou) Unpoetically, "Kill evil instantly." Like Shishio says, at least it's to the point.

naruhodo.wav (Saitou) "I see." Should be preceded by thoughtful drag on cigarette.

shinumade.wav (Saitou) How long are you going to keep smoking, you fool? "Until I die, of course."

aho.wav (Saitou) Should be preceded by judicious Sano abuse.

And yes, we now have Token Aoshi Sounds to go with the Token Aoshi Pics:

saitouhajime.wav (Aoshi) Just in case you were still unclear on this identity thing.

korosu.wav (Aoshi, to Megumi) "If you don't answer, I'll kill you." What DO people see in this guy?

We now return to a less homicidal group of characters:

misao.wav (Misao) The weasel-girl introduces herself...

tobikunai.wav (Misao) ...and next thing you know she's flinging daggers at you. (sweatdrop) Okay, I take back what I said about "less homicidal"...

thisonethatone.wav (Kenshin) We've all felt like this at some point.

kenyareyare.wav (Kenshin) In fact, I think I feel like this most of the time.

sanolost.wav (Sanosuke) However, I could probably find my way from Tokyo to Kyoto without much difficulty.

yell.wav (Kenshin) His ever-impressive battle yell. Ordinary mortals can only aspire to making noises like this.

More on the way!

wait.wav (Kaoru) Famous first words. ^_^

sessha.wav (Kenshin) Introduction by the man himself.

oro1.wav (well, obviously) Good for all occasions.

oro2.wav (again) Take your pick.

kaoru-dono.wav (Kenshin) Aww, he sounds so worried.

handsoff.wav (Kenshin to the rescue) "Take your hands off her."

kenjutsu1.wav (Kenshin, quoting Hiko) "A sword is a weapon.
Swordfighting techniques are killing techniques. This is the reality."

kenjutsu2.wav (cont'd.) "But I prefer what Kaoru-dono believes over that reality..."

baka-oro.wav (Kaoru/Kenshin) Kaoru gives Kenshin what for.

name.wav (Kenshin/Kaoru) "Kenshin. Himura Kenshin." (Does this
remind anyone else of a James Bond flick?) "Kenshin...fine, go then if you're going--"

foundyou.wav (Kaoru/Kenshin) ""Kennnn-shiiiin....Found you!""

ribbon2.wav (Kenshin/Kaoru) "But if I take it--" "YOU WILL ACCEPT IT!"
"Okay!" "Listen, I'm only lending it to you, okay?" ^_^ (awww)

kenshin.wav (who else but Kaoru?) Hmm, she says this a lot.

youbastard.wav (Kenshin getting really pissed)
"You bastard, what did you do to her?"

come1.wav (Battousai) "I don't have time to **** around.
I'll kill you. Shut up and come at me!" (ooooh, he's so scaaaaary)

whenIsay.wav (Battousai) "You can try whatever you want.
But when I say I'll kill you, your death is assured."

battoujutsu.wav (Battousai) One of those nifty techniques.

die.wav (Battousai) This would make another good error message.

hangon.wav (Kenshin) "Kaoru-dono, hang on. Please, hang on
de gozaru!" ^_^

nanikore.wav (Kenshin/Kaoru) "Oro." "WHAT'S THAT?"

baka.wav (Kaoru, nearly in tears) "Kenshin, you IDIOT!"

jou-chan1.wav (Sanosuke) "You're not taking this too well,
are you, babe?"

butbutbut.wav (Kaoru wails about Megumi's presence)

kenshingumi1.wav (Yahiko/Sano) "I'm part of the Kenshin-gumi, too!"
"Kenshin-gumi? What the heck is that?"

kenshingumi2.wav (Kenshin) "Oh, boy. We're already having problems.
Looks like the Kenshin-gumi isn't such a great idea, after all." (Not so!)